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VOLUME EIGHT, ISSUE FOUR                                  February 26, 2001&lt;br /&gt;
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                           TABLE OF CONTENTS&lt;br /&gt;
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                           Calendar of Events&lt;br /&gt;
                           &lt;br /&gt;
                       NEWS, REPORTS, &amp;amp; UPDATES&lt;br /&gt;
                          Gangwars PK Tourney&lt;br /&gt;
                          &lt;br /&gt;
                              LEGENDITES&lt;br /&gt;
                             Announcements&lt;br /&gt;
	              The Rebirth of Tybalt Capulet&lt;br /&gt;
                              Apotheosis                     &lt;br /&gt;
                         From the SWAT Transcripts&lt;br /&gt;
                       Zafira's Social Introduction&lt;br /&gt;
                    Hooo ta speeek wike gwajeff makdunkan&lt;br /&gt;
                       Dashiva, Dashiva, and Dashiva&lt;br /&gt;
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       Thursday,  March  1st,            Immortal Applications Due&lt;br /&gt;
                               7:00 pm   Q &amp;amp; A in the OOC Auditorium&lt;br /&gt;
       Saturday,  March  3rd,  1:00 pm   March Madness Tinyplot&lt;br /&gt;
                               2:00 pm   PK Tourney, Gangwars Format&lt;br /&gt;
       Tuesday,   March  6th,  6:00 pm   Zaba's PK Discussion&lt;br /&gt;
       Thursday,  March  8th,  7:00 pm   Q &amp;amp; A in the OOC Auditorium&lt;br /&gt;
       Sunday,    March 11th,  7:00 pm   Trivia&lt;br /&gt;
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  Immortal Applications are due on the 1st of March to the department heads!&lt;br /&gt;
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                          Gangwars PK Tourney&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The first ever Gangwars were held on Saturday in Pittsburgh. The Ghosthawks&lt;br /&gt;
emerged as initial leaders with six kills to their name, followed by the&lt;br /&gt;
Michigan Militia, which accumulated four. The Drunks and two nameless gangs&lt;br /&gt;
also made strong showings. The next conflict is slated for Saturday at 2 pm&lt;br /&gt;
-- be there!&lt;br /&gt;
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                              Announcements&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                Gareth has reached 100 million experience!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
              SWAT Team Clan was formed by Viniko on February 16.&lt;br /&gt;
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	              The Rebirth of Tybalt Capulet&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As Romeo's blade pierced his body, Tybalt Capulet felt a sharp stab of&lt;br /&gt;
agony. Funny, he never thought that being run though would hurt so much.&lt;br /&gt;
Falling to the ground unable to catch his breath he know his wound was mortal.&lt;br /&gt;
In the final moments of his life he realized he had no regrets but one...being&lt;br /&gt;
defeated in a duel by this boy...by a member of the Montague family, his mortal&lt;br /&gt;
enemies. He had a last moment of joy when he realized that his family would&lt;br /&gt;
surly take the life of Romeo in return.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The light was blinding as he felt his body lose its weight. Then suddenly he&lt;br /&gt;
was cast into pitch blackness. He could not see nor hear anything. It was as&lt;br /&gt;
if all his senses were deadened. He only had a moment to wonder why heaven&lt;br /&gt;
was so dark before he awoke.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sitting up he looked around. This was surly the strangest place he had ever&lt;br /&gt;
seen. He saw a plain wooden table. Something that appeared to be a mailbox&lt;br /&gt;
sitting in the corner and another box labeled lost and found. The sign on the&lt;br /&gt;
door read 'Agrabah Camel Inn'. Taking a moment to orient himself he stood up&lt;br /&gt;
and a large man began talking to him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'I see you are new here. Perhaps you should look at the paper you carry. It&lt;br /&gt;
might answer some of your questions. My name is Asabi. I can offer you room&lt;br /&gt;
and board for a small price.'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It took Tybalt a moment to realize what had happened. So he had not died to&lt;br /&gt;
Romeos blade. Although he must have been horribly wounded to have been taken&lt;br /&gt;
so far away from his home without ever regaining consciousness. 'A curse upon&lt;br /&gt;
the house of Montague!' he screamed. He realized that it may him take a&lt;br /&gt;
lifetime to find a way back to his home.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On that very spot he vowed to rise in power and take control of this strange&lt;br /&gt;
land. When he returned to his homeland, he would have an army of these&lt;br /&gt;
strange warriors following him ready to crush the house of Montague.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Knowing he had much to learn of this strange land he set out in search of&lt;br /&gt;
someone to teach him. He would find many people to fight by his side. And&lt;br /&gt;
before he came into power he would ride the coattails of those that were.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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                              Apotheosis                     &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gazing across the land, his eyes fell upon the shoreline below him...All&lt;br /&gt;
those waves, always trying to catch just a bit more of the land. In a way, he&lt;br /&gt;
felt a bit like a wave. Not that he was transparent or wet or anything, but&lt;br /&gt;
as if he were trying to achieve a goal again and again and again, though not&lt;br /&gt;
really succeeding all that much. Well, he admitted to himself, he was a&lt;br /&gt;
little transparent, at least in his claws. His? He wasn't certain whether this&lt;br /&gt;
body was really his, or he borrowed it from someone. Suddenly the ground&lt;br /&gt;
below him started to shake. It seemed that finally, Fraegis was awake.&lt;br /&gt;
Fraegis or God or whatever he was certainly didn't have a bright morning&lt;br /&gt;
smile. His eyes were a little glazed from sleep still, and it would be a&lt;br /&gt;
while before they were back to their usual fish-like awareness. 'Morning,&lt;br /&gt;
Peter,' Fraegis said.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He just muttered. Some True God indeed. Somehow, Fraegis could never remember&lt;br /&gt;
to create some food before he went to sleep, in order for Peter to be able to&lt;br /&gt;
enjoy a solid breakfast when waking up.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Right, I forgot your breakfast again,' Fraegis said in a surprisingly &lt;br /&gt;
ashamed tone of voice. 'Here, have some fresh wheat, my friend.'&lt;br /&gt;
Suddenly he was very awake. Cheese was ok, he guessed, but when it comes to &lt;br /&gt;
a good breakfast, nothing beats fresh wheat! His joy turned to suspicion, &lt;br /&gt;
though, when Fraegis reached for something in his pocket. Maybe Peter &lt;br /&gt;
wasn't the most curious mouse, but he was quite sure he had already checked &lt;br /&gt;
all of Fraegis' pockets for food, and found nothing. Fraegis withdrew his &lt;br /&gt;
hand, and with a broad smile he held out his palm before Peter. Jumping &lt;br /&gt;
onto the waiting hand, Peter looked wearily at the fleece already there.&lt;br /&gt;
'Go ahead, Peter, I know how much you like wheat.' Not sure whether to cry &lt;br /&gt;
or laugh, Peter slowly walked to the fleece and started eating. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Ouch,' he thought. 'My stomach is gonna hate me later on.'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'You know what I have decided, Peter?'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'No, and I really don't care either, you sick and weird man,' Peter &lt;br /&gt;
thought. But, being a quite polite mouse, he said, 'No, tell me?'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Now that I have walked these lands for a while, I think I am beginning to&lt;br /&gt;
understand the people here.'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Peter almost laughed out loud. Of course there is a first for everything, but&lt;br /&gt;
Fraegis understanding something would almost be as unlikely as to see a&lt;br /&gt;
normal human suddenly gathering an aura of Godhood around him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Still being the polite little mouse, Peter managed to ask 'What is it you&lt;br /&gt;
understand?' without giggling too much. Fraegis was, despite being a very&lt;br /&gt;
confused and sick man, also a very gentle and kind man, and the little grey&lt;br /&gt;
mouse had no intentions of hurting his friend.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Well, I have seen how little religion really means to most, and how much it&lt;br /&gt;
really means to the fanatics. And I think I am a little to blame for that. If&lt;br /&gt;
I had shown myself more in the last millenia, I think much would have been&lt;br /&gt;
different. Now I can just hope that it is not too late, and try to change&lt;br /&gt;
things,' Fraegis said.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Peter couldn't help but to smile a little. Despite being poor and lonely,&lt;br /&gt;
Fraegis first concern was still others. Suddenly remembering that Fraegis&lt;br /&gt;
probably was as hungry as he was, he pushed half the fleece toward Fraegis'&lt;br /&gt;
other hand.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Why thank you, Peter, I didn't know you knew that I liked wheat,' Fraegis&lt;br /&gt;
said.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Muttering a few more, gentle, curses at his friend, Peter finished his meal.&lt;br /&gt;
Fleece was, after all, better than starving to death.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'So now, I think I will shed my human form, and take on a more suitable &lt;br /&gt;
form for my purpose,' Fraegis continued while nibbling at his fleece.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Oh, you gonna be, like, this huuuge man with eyes of flame and a booming&lt;br /&gt;
voice and all?' Peter asked with only a tiny bit of sarcasm.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Of course not, I am not here to hurt anyone. Not many, anyway,' Fraegis&lt;br /&gt;
answered. 'But in order to bring hope to the Faithful, I need to be able to&lt;br /&gt;
prove I am the True God. But my appearance will stay the same, I think. I&lt;br /&gt;
rather like this shape. So all in all, only minor changes, and your pocket&lt;br /&gt;
will still be there, I promise. Is that ok with you?'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Sure,' Peter replied, a little amused. 'As long as you feed me wheat, you&lt;br /&gt;
won't get rid of me.'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'My will be done,' Fraegis stated suddenly, while gazing into the sky.  Peter&lt;br /&gt;
was a little amazed, as this statement was uttered at the exact same time as&lt;br /&gt;
a large group of turtles crawled out of the sea onto the beach.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fraegis started off towards the turtles, and Peter's mouth was already&lt;br /&gt;
watering at the thought of the delicious soup they would be having tonight.&lt;br /&gt;
But to his surprise, Fraegis didn't grab a turtle or two. Instead he looked&lt;br /&gt;
at them, seemingly waiting for something. Peter almost fainted when the&lt;br /&gt;
turtles started singing. The sound was indescribable -- a song without words,&lt;br /&gt;
most of all like a humming. A strange blue light started flickering around&lt;br /&gt;
Fraegis. Giggling hysterically at it all, Peter watched the turtles closely.&lt;br /&gt;
One never knew if singing turtles didn't have a fondness for rodent-meat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The blue glow got stronger, and settled around Fraegis like an aura,&lt;br /&gt;
shimmering softly in the breeze.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Now we are ready, my friend,' Fraegis said to Peter as the turtles slowly&lt;br /&gt;
went back into the ocean.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Peter could only nod, for once not having a polite response.&lt;br /&gt;
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                         From the SWAT Transcripts&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The following is an eyewitness account of an incident in Pittsburgh:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Well, it started about 7 am. We received a strange call from a man&lt;br /&gt;
threatening to commit suicide. At first, we reasoned that the job was better&lt;br /&gt;
suited for shrinks, but routine procedures required that we investigate.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Viniko sighs deeply.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Unfortunately, upon arrival to the call, we found not one dead, but four&lt;br /&gt;
dead. Apparently, our suicidal caller had turned against his fellow&lt;br /&gt;
co-workers who were attempting to calm him.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;The caller moved to higher grounds within the office building, but our team&lt;br /&gt;
pursued him cautiously. Upon noticing one of our agents, he lashed out&lt;br /&gt;
violently; he cursed, screamed and sprayed bullets at us.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;We realized that his temper is endangering more lives.  There was only one&lt;br /&gt;
choice of action, and it was taken quickly and swiftly to prevent further&lt;br /&gt;
casualties.  Luckily, only a few in my team were hurt and the total lost of&lt;br /&gt;
lives were halted at five.  Ladies and gentlemen, I remind you that crime&lt;br /&gt;
doesn't pay....&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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                       Zafira's Social Introduction&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
At first I refused to believe that my mother was dead. She was far too strong&lt;br /&gt;
and resilient to die. I had been denying it all the time that she was dying.&lt;br /&gt;
Was it illness that left her emaciated and weak, unable to rise from bed?&lt;br /&gt;
Impossible. She who had fled the harem she had been imprisoned in, and&lt;br /&gt;
crossed the Pyrenees when six months pregnant would never waste away from&lt;br /&gt;
illness. Was it a demon possession that made her rant unintelligibly while&lt;br /&gt;
her eyes burned fever-bright? Impossible. She who had raised a daughter alone&lt;br /&gt;
while searching desperately for the child's father would give no refuge to a&lt;br /&gt;
demon. Was it poison that ate away her organs and finally stopped her heart?&lt;br /&gt;
Impossible. The woman who lived in exile in the English court, cleverly&lt;br /&gt;
managing to stay aloof of petty disputes and conspiracies would never fall&lt;br /&gt;
prey to poison.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Yet dead she was. Despite the guards assertions to the contrary, I knew she&lt;br /&gt;
had been murdered. The court had no place for me, the illegitimate daughter&lt;br /&gt;
of an exiled concubine. I buried my old court dresses and my old life with my&lt;br /&gt;
mothers corpse. Wearing borrowed armor and a cast-off sword, I left, ready to&lt;br /&gt;
cut my own mark on the world. On my life, I vow to find mother's murderers&lt;br /&gt;
and avenge her death.&lt;br /&gt;
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                Hooo ta speeek wike gwajeff makdunkan&lt;br /&gt;
                   Wittnn biii gwajeff makdunkan&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hiiii. Miii naaam iz gwajeff makdunkan. Peopws fink dat is tawk funnee. Deys&lt;br /&gt;
jus noo unnestan. Sos is wiiit dis diktionarrreee fo da peopws dat kant&lt;br /&gt;
unnestan wen is saain somefin.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Heeeerrr wee goo.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gwajeff makdunkan dis iz mee, siwwee!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wikes dis iz wen gwajeff fink somefin is goo.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Goo dis iz wen gwajeff wikes somefin.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Deemun dis issa wittlll wed fing, wike geowg. Geowg issa deeemun, hes haff&lt;br /&gt;
biiiig teef anna fowkd taaal.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fiiiiir yous maak da fiiir wiffa match. Gwajeff hassa majik werd tooo.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kanneee  gwajeff wikes ta eet da kannee! Iz goo annits sweettt. Mommeee no&lt;br /&gt;
wikes wen is eeet wotsa kanneee. Missrrrr mathel gimmee kannee aneewaaa.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Koookee gwajeff wikes da chokola chippp kookeees. Gwajeff wikes da peenutbutrrr&lt;br /&gt;
kookees tooo.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Majiks gwajeff studdeee da majiks, wikes mommeee an gwamuh an couzys.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Couzy peopws dats weelatddd ta gwajeff makdunkan, bu no mommeee rrr daddeee rrr&lt;br /&gt;
gwampuh rrr gwammuh rrr anteee. Is haffa couzy mutjaaaa an kalamrrr an&lt;br /&gt;
iiieeesshaaa an wotsa ovvrrs.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Pantseses wat yous waaar onn yous weggs.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fwen peopws dat gwajeff wikes. Fo instans, missrrrr mathel issa fwen. Sooozeee&lt;br /&gt;
issa nuver fwen. Sos veekatta an awwehandrrroo an mkdooogan an wozaleeeennn.&lt;br /&gt;
Timme issa boyeefwen, hes diffwent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Baff dis iz wen yous sit inna tubb an was yousef. Gwajeff no wikes da baff, it&lt;br /&gt;
ik.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Napp dis iz wen yous gota bedd an sweep. Gwajeff no wikes da napp eeverr, it ik&lt;br /&gt;
tooo.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ik wen somefin iz no goo. Gwajeff no wikes somefin, it ik.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Dat iz aww fo toodaa. Maabee is wiiiit nuvrrr diktionaarreee sumtiiim.&lt;br /&gt;
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                    Dashiva, Dashiva, and Dashiva&lt;br /&gt;
                           (by Dashiva)&lt;br /&gt;
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Dashiva was born in Medieval Germany around 1150 AD -- not to say he stayed&lt;br /&gt;
around there long. His parents, looking for a new and better life, moved to&lt;br /&gt;
Translyania, in Romania.&lt;br /&gt;
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His father was a humble crafter of wood and metal, very passionate and&lt;br /&gt;
skilled with his work, though only those with a trained eye could spot his&lt;br /&gt;
craftsmanship. After braving the dread rumors of vampires and other such&lt;br /&gt;
undead things (who would believe that, right?) he was quickly shipped off to&lt;br /&gt;
a small settlement outside of Vlad's castle. His father found work furnishing&lt;br /&gt;
small bits and things for measly sums, but which did feed the family. His&lt;br /&gt;
mother was just a simple seamstress, picking up small bits of yarn and odds&lt;br /&gt;
and ends to sew pretty things in her free time to make their small apartment&lt;br /&gt;
above a cramped smithy much brighter.&lt;br /&gt;
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Dashiva of course, was just a small boy at this time, carefree of the horrors&lt;br /&gt;
of real life, his only problems were how was he going to catch this clever&lt;br /&gt;
frog, or keep fireflies glowing into the night. Unknowingly though, his&lt;br /&gt;
troubles got much much worse...&lt;br /&gt;
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    'Dashiva!, you brat, get back here this instant ya'hear!?'&lt;br /&gt;
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    'Aye mom! I will, I promise!' Dashiva yelled over his shoulder as he&lt;br /&gt;
dashed down a small woodland path to a local pond. Clutched in his left hand&lt;br /&gt;
was a container ready to hold his new prey.&lt;br /&gt;
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After spending most the day frolicking in the water, getting his shoes muddy,&lt;br /&gt;
Dashiva trudged back to his small house, grasping to his chest a slimy&lt;br /&gt;
creature with which he planned mischief on his poor mother. He bounded around&lt;br /&gt;
a bend, furiously swinging a small branch fending off invisible foes with&lt;br /&gt;
sharp thrusts and parries.&lt;br /&gt;
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Suddenly a loud bellow echoed off the trees around him, coming in the general&lt;br /&gt;
direction of his house. Dropping his jar in fright, stick forgotten, Dashiva&lt;br /&gt;
raced down the path. Hurtling over a small bush, he suddenly found himself&lt;br /&gt;
staring at the clouds, bright flashes of light and pain streaking through his&lt;br /&gt;
head. Lifting his head weakly, he saw his father slash the throat of a man&lt;br /&gt;
with a hand saw, a tool of his art now an object of death. Spotting another&lt;br /&gt;
man quietly sneaking up behind his father, Dashiva tried to call out a&lt;br /&gt;
warning, but the only noise was a small squeak.&lt;br /&gt;
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The man stabbed his father multiple times in the back, cutting him open&lt;br /&gt;
before he could turn. Watching his father collapse in a heap, the last image&lt;br /&gt;
in his eyes before losing consciousness was his mother being savaged by these&lt;br /&gt;
men, wearing the red and black tabards of his king...&lt;br /&gt;
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'Ahhhhh!' I let out a sharp cry when needles of light stabbed into my eyes. I&lt;br /&gt;
quickly rolled over and looked away.&lt;br /&gt;
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'Git up!' a gruff raspy voice said, accompanied by a sharp kick in my ribs.&lt;br /&gt;
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'Mmfpt,' I moaned slightly through dry cracked lips.&lt;br /&gt;
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Suddenly a cold splash of water hit me, square in the back. 'Ye stink, et&lt;br /&gt;
this befer I make you.'&lt;br /&gt;
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A small wooden bowl was thrust into my hands. Peering down at this gruel, I&lt;br /&gt;
spotted some hard crusty bread. The cell door slammed shut, presuming I was&lt;br /&gt;
in a cell, what with the guards, cold stone floor, and metal doors. I set&lt;br /&gt;
upon my food with a ravenous hunger as if I hadn't ate in days, which I&lt;br /&gt;
probably hadn't. Suddenly the memory of my parents being brutally murdered in&lt;br /&gt;
front of my eyes hit me. The images hit me like a physical blow. With a small&lt;br /&gt;
moan I sat there, and sobbed quietly to myself, with no one to comfort me, no&lt;br /&gt;
one left who loved me. I was alone.&lt;br /&gt;
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Sometime later, after crying myself asleep, I found an extra bucket of water&lt;br /&gt;
for keeping myself clean. I quickly washed the stink of this horrid prison&lt;br /&gt;
from me, but to no avail it was in my clothes, and would not go away.  A&lt;br /&gt;
sharp click and the sound of a rusty tumbler in a lock resounded off the&lt;br /&gt;
walls, looking up I spotted another guard coming to bring me my food. He eyed&lt;br /&gt;
me warily, but didn't say anything.&lt;br /&gt;
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When he bent down and set my food tray down on the floor, and stood up to go,&lt;br /&gt;
something in me broke, flashing images of my life, my family, the small cabin&lt;br /&gt;
I used to live in, the smell of my mother's cakes cooking, the smile of my&lt;br /&gt;
father's creased face. All these sped across my vision like a small&lt;br /&gt;
blizzard.  I felt someone else take control of me, a hissing voice like that&lt;br /&gt;
of a serpent reached my ears, it was my voice, it was me, and with deft skill&lt;br /&gt;
not born to me I snatched up a small wooden fork and leapt at the guards&lt;br /&gt;
back. Somehow my hands were guided to his spine, the exact location to&lt;br /&gt;
paralyze him. Snarling angrily with the face of a small boy, I plunged the&lt;br /&gt;
fork deep, and I felt spine give way. The guard dropped quickly without a&lt;br /&gt;
sound. My feet stepped over him and out of my cell of there own accord. With&lt;br /&gt;
no control, just sitting back for the ride, my small 15-year-old body swept&lt;br /&gt;
down the cold castle hallways like a wind of death. I heard a voice,&lt;br /&gt;
realizing it was my own again, I understood what I was saying.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I'll kill them all, blood..yes sweet sweet blood,&amp;quot; I said to myself, licking&lt;br /&gt;
my cracked lips. I watched in horror as I stole up on another guard, and&lt;br /&gt;
watched my very own hands grip his chin and slash his neck viciously.&lt;br /&gt;
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I lost count of the people I killed that night, or should I say the other me,&lt;br /&gt;
during the time span that &amp;quot;we&amp;quot; tried to escape, he constantly talked, my own&lt;br /&gt;
lips, my own hands.&lt;br /&gt;
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Finally we reached a small side door, where the servants come in and out&lt;br /&gt;
unnoticed. I slipped into the darkness, became part of it, and left the&lt;br /&gt;
castle grounds. Finding my way in the darkness I stumbled toward my small&lt;br /&gt;
cottage, trying to stifle cries of pain as sharp needles and pine cones cut&lt;br /&gt;
my tender feet. The other me retreated, back into my head. I could feel him&lt;br /&gt;
there watching, waiting to unleash more violence....for what I don't know.&lt;br /&gt;
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I saw a bright orange glow in the forest ahead of me, thinking it was a fire&lt;br /&gt;
at my house, forgetting that I saw my parents murdered, I ran for it, with&lt;br /&gt;
the hopes of a small boy. I burst into the clearing and a raging inferno&lt;br /&gt;
nearly singed my eyebrows off. I stumbled to my knees, and glanced about in&lt;br /&gt;
dismay as my home was licked up in the flames. I saw my mother's body, still&lt;br /&gt;
lying on the ground.&lt;br /&gt;
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Again something in me broke, a small part of me separated itself, became&lt;br /&gt;
distant, apart. It took control, and suddenly I felt this growing pain of&lt;br /&gt;
compassion, I saw what I had become, a killer. Tears streaming down my dirty&lt;br /&gt;
face. I dug my mother's grave right there, next to the same spot where we had&lt;br /&gt;
eaten a picnic not 3 days before. Heart torn and stricken, I had forgiven all&lt;br /&gt;
those men that I had killed, forgiven the men who had killed my mother and my&lt;br /&gt;
father, when a cold wave of anger seemed to ripple through me.&lt;br /&gt;
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    &amp;quot;No, you were right in killing them, yesssssbathe in their pain, feel&lt;br /&gt;
    it.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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    &amp;quot;No!&amp;quot; another voice answered. &amp;quot;They do not know what they were doing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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    &amp;quot;But it felt good to kill them? Didn't it? You want to do it again don't&lt;br /&gt;
    you&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
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    &amp;quot;Yes..no I ..I don't..&amp;quot; I mumbled weakly.&lt;br /&gt;
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    &amp;quot;Yes...you do.&amp;quot; He cackled madly in the back of my head, I could feel him&lt;br /&gt;
    taunting me, what I had become, him.&lt;br /&gt;
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The other me, the one that had forgiven all those people, also watched,&lt;br /&gt;
waited, kept a wary eye on the other me. I sat there in the back of my own&lt;br /&gt;
mind, wondering what I had become. Where did these people come from, what did&lt;br /&gt;
they want? I just wanted my old life back, my family. But it was gone now;&lt;br /&gt;
all I had were these two. Feeling bloodlust again I sat up, realizing he had&lt;br /&gt;
control again. And we set off into the dark prepared to take vengeance on the&lt;br /&gt;
world. The old me forgotten, the fire behind me blazed out of control,&lt;br /&gt;
outlining my small frame in shadows against the trees like a small demon.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;What's happened to me -- what have I become?&amp;quot; I asked the two inside me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Us.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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