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 VOLUME ELEVEN, NUMBER EIGHTEEN                    October 17, 2004&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
                         TABLE OF CONTENTS&lt;br /&gt;
                         The Editor's Note&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                       NEWS, REPORTS, UPDATES&lt;br /&gt;
                         Calendar of Events&lt;br /&gt;
                           Recent Updates&lt;br /&gt;
             News From the Bricks and Rubble Department&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                             LEGENDITES&lt;br /&gt;
                             For Jasra&lt;br /&gt;
                    LegendMEET: California Style&lt;br /&gt;
                             &lt;br /&gt;
                             CLAN NEWS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                             PK Front&lt;br /&gt;
                            PK Contest&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                     Hell and Purgatory and Hell&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                      A Word from Our Sponsor&lt;br /&gt;
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/__|                      The Editor's Note                      |__\&lt;br /&gt;
   '-------------------------------------------------------------'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'd noticed on a post on the Prodigal Stranger site on their&lt;br /&gt;
LegendMUD forum and realized that my website and the pages on&lt;br /&gt;
community building and how it applies to Legend and dept goals and&lt;br /&gt;
projects there weren't common knowledge. That certainly wasn't my&lt;br /&gt;
intent and I guess I've failed to get the word out in the past since&lt;br /&gt;
I put the information up there. I put the information there to serve&lt;br /&gt;
as both &amp;quot;things to keep in mind&amp;quot; and as fodder for discussion.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Seeing as the in-game discussion board has been relatively quiet&lt;br /&gt;
lately, perhaps someone will have some comments on these pages on&lt;br /&gt;
things they agree with and would like to see worked on more, or&lt;br /&gt;
things they disagree with and why. I look forward to reading your&lt;br /&gt;
comments, wherever you decide to post them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I also posted on the discussion board about the possibility of&lt;br /&gt;
changing the format of this newsletter to HTML, but haven't gotten&lt;br /&gt;
much feedback there on it. I also wanted to clarify a few things&lt;br /&gt;
about what I was looking to get out of formatting it that way... I&lt;br /&gt;
don't want to change the text format so much as be able to include&lt;br /&gt;
better support for links and making the table of contents allow you&lt;br /&gt;
to jump instantly to the sections you want to read. Yes, I could do&lt;br /&gt;
all this easily now with the archived issues on the web. However,&lt;br /&gt;
that means that I'd essentially be putting together two versions (one&lt;br /&gt;
with all the links and one without) and I was hoping to avoid extra&lt;br /&gt;
work. =)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Remember, the Semi-Annual Heavyweight PK Tourney is next Sunday, and&lt;br /&gt;
with Sandra's new PK game starting this Monday it's a perfect&lt;br /&gt;
opportunity to practice and scope out the competition!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Have a great week and please take a few minutes to cast your votes&lt;br /&gt;
for LegendMUD at TopMudSites.com and MudConnector.com.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-Kaige&lt;br /&gt;
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/__|                LegendMUD Calendar of Events                 |__\&lt;br /&gt;
   '-------------------------------------------------------------'&lt;br /&gt;
       [All times are system time unless otherwise specified]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                 OCTOBER                     NOVEMBER&lt;br /&gt;
          Su Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa         Su Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa&lt;br /&gt;
                          1  2             1  2  3  4  5  6        &lt;br /&gt;
           3  4  5  6  7  8  9          7  8  9 10 11 12 13        &lt;br /&gt;
          10 11 12 13 14 15 16         14 15 16 17 18 19 20        &lt;br /&gt;
          17 18 19 20 21 22 23         21 22 23 24 25 26 27        &lt;br /&gt;
          24 25 26 27 28 29 30         28 29 30         &lt;br /&gt;
          31       &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tuesday,    October   19th     8:00 pm    Classic Games Series: &lt;br /&gt;
                                              Recalltag!&lt;br /&gt;
Wednesday,  October   20th,   2pm-10pm    PK BattleZone (HELP BATTLEZONE&lt;br /&gt;
                                                         for more info)&lt;br /&gt;
Thursday,   October   21st,    7:30 pm    Q&amp;amp;A in the OOC Auditorium&lt;br /&gt;
Sunday,     October   24th,    3:00 pm    Semi-Annual Heavyweight &lt;br /&gt;
                                              PK Tourney&lt;br /&gt;
Tuesday,    October   26th     8:00 pm    Classic Games Series: &lt;br /&gt;
                                              Scavenger Hunt!&lt;br /&gt;
Wednesday,  October   27th,   2pm-10pm    PK BattleZone &lt;br /&gt;
Thursday,   October   28th,    7:30 pm    Q&amp;amp;A in the OOC Auditorium&lt;br /&gt;
Sunday,     October   31st                Happy Halloween!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Subscribe via iCal or view the calendar with any browser. &lt;br /&gt;
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 /__|                       Recent Updates                        |__\&lt;br /&gt;
    '-------------------------------------------------------------'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    /\                      CODE UPDATES&lt;br /&gt;
   /  \     &lt;br /&gt;
  /    \    GENERAL CHANGES&lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\     o Flavor is now clear that it's replacing  a spell.&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |       o Portions of raw food will remain raw.&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |       o @$ is now 'newline' in a prompt string.&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     &lt;br /&gt;
   |__|     BUG FIXES&lt;br /&gt;
    /\        o Inject self no longer gives a double message.&lt;br /&gt;
   /  \       o You are no longer able to read while blind.&lt;br /&gt;
  /    \      o Plague only causes you to be &amp;quot;suddenly&amp;quot; woozy and ill&lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\       if you're not already affected by it.&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |       o Houses that are not expandable don't list other rooms&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     &lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     TYPO FIXES&lt;br /&gt;
   |__|       o Correct punctuation added for when you lose your&lt;br /&gt;
    /\          disguise due to a drop in stats.&lt;br /&gt;
   /  \       o Resist blind items, when blocking the blind, no&lt;br /&gt;
  /    \        longer refer to the blinder in the third person&lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\     o Prop social fix.&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     &lt;br /&gt;
   |  |                   HELPFILE UPDATES&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     &lt;br /&gt;
   |__|     The following helpfiles were updated this week:&lt;br /&gt;
    /\          CLANTIMER&lt;br /&gt;
   /  \     &lt;br /&gt;
  /    \                    AREA UPDATES&lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\   &lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     If you want to suggest specific improvements or new&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     additions to existing areas please don't hesitate to&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     submit them with the idea/bug/typo commands or drop&lt;br /&gt;
   |__|     mudmail to the builder currently responsible for the area&lt;br /&gt;
    /\      (check AREAINFO to find out!).&lt;br /&gt;
   /  \     &lt;br /&gt;
  /    \    Thanks to everyone that submitted bug/typo/idea reports!&lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\   &lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     ANASAZI&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |        Attempt made to reduce item buildup.&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     &lt;br /&gt;
   |__|     ARABIAN NIGHTS, CELTIC IRELAND, PICTISH COUNTRY, and &lt;br /&gt;
    /\      ROMAN BRITAIN&lt;br /&gt;
   /  \        Some mobs will be a little more responsive.&lt;br /&gt;
  /    \    &lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\   SHERWOOD&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |        Richard and Thomas do not like being bothered much.&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |        Various bug/typo fixes.&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     &lt;br /&gt;
   |__|     1930'S PITTSBURGH, BENGAL, BEOWULF, BOSTON, CELTIC&lt;br /&gt;
    /\      IRELAND, LARDERELLO (DANTE'S INFERNO), OOC, PORT OF&lt;br /&gt;
   /  \     LONDON, ROMANIA, SALEM&lt;br /&gt;
  /    \       Various bug/typo fixes.&lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\   &lt;br /&gt;
   |  |                    In Progress Area Updates&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     &lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     This section is intended to share what builders are &lt;br /&gt;
   |__|     working on behind the scenes. It is not a perfect record&lt;br /&gt;
    /\      of progress as all builders do not commit updates every &lt;br /&gt;
   /  \     week. Badgering builders about progress gets you flogged. &lt;br /&gt;
  /    \    &lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\           Kaige         1950's Americana&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |             Kaige         El Dorado&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |             Kaige         Port of London Expansion&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |             Nestor        Ancient Carthage&lt;br /&gt;
   |__|             Nestor        Antebellum Louisiana&lt;br /&gt;
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/__|         News From the Bricks and Rubble Department          |__\&lt;br /&gt;
   '-------------------------------------------------------------'&lt;br /&gt;
         ____         &lt;br /&gt;
      .-&amp;quot; +' &amp;quot;-.      This last month has been a busy one for the&lt;br /&gt;
     /.'.'A_'*`.\     building department.&lt;br /&gt;
    |:.*'/\-\. ':|    &lt;br /&gt;
    |:.'.||&amp;quot;|.'*:|    While there were a few glitches and there are&lt;br /&gt;
     \:~^~^~^~^:/     still a few tweaks that need to be applied, the&lt;br /&gt;
      /`-....-'\      Inferno install went otherwise smoothly. A&lt;br /&gt;
      /          \    number of small changes have been made to the&lt;br /&gt;
     `-.,____,.-'     area already thanks to the feedback from those&lt;br /&gt;
                      who have explored it some. If you wander very&lt;br /&gt;
far into the Inferno, be sure to stay on your toes - it can be a&lt;br /&gt;
tough area and going AFK can be deadly, so be careful!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There has also been lots of progress on various new areas - Kaige has&lt;br /&gt;
been plugging away at the London expansion, El Dorado, and the&lt;br /&gt;
Fifties, and while it's just a little bit here and there, small&lt;br /&gt;
progress adds up. Firefly has made some good strides towards a more&lt;br /&gt;
complete Japan in between fiddling with Egypt. Carthage is&lt;br /&gt;
progressing further through review, leaving Nestor with a little&lt;br /&gt;
downtime, which he used to start some preliminary work on an&lt;br /&gt;
Antebellum Louisiana area. The install date for Carthage is as yet&lt;br /&gt;
undetermined, but we hope to have one for you soon. With all the&lt;br /&gt;
schedules involved to consider, it may not go in until December, but&lt;br /&gt;
be on the lookout for it!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Of course, the usual area maintenance has been getting done... The&lt;br /&gt;
endless supply of typos and bugs keeps all the builders busy&lt;br /&gt;
throughout the month. Be sure to keep submitting those typo and bug&lt;br /&gt;
reports on the channels, as well as those ideas. While it may take a&lt;br /&gt;
bit of time for them to get addressed or considered, we still value&lt;br /&gt;
and need your feedback and also gets you entries in the bug lotto.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A number of people have been showing interest in proposals for the&lt;br /&gt;
building department... If you are among those wishing to join the&lt;br /&gt;
ranks of the immortals and the builders, now is a great time to start&lt;br /&gt;
thinking of potential area ideas and getting them submitted for&lt;br /&gt;
review before the March 1st application deadline.&lt;br /&gt;
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/__|  LEGENDITES: Information Regarding the People of Our World  |__\&lt;br /&gt;
   '-------------------------------------------------------------'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
              Bling has reached 100 million experience!&lt;br /&gt;
          &lt;br /&gt;
             =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                           For Jasra&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                         Roses are red,&lt;br /&gt;
                         Clouds are white.&lt;br /&gt;
                         The sun is yellow,&lt;br /&gt;
                         Fly a kite.&lt;br /&gt;
                         &lt;br /&gt;
                         Bunnies are brown,&lt;br /&gt;
                         We have a fish.&lt;br /&gt;
                         I one time wanted,&lt;br /&gt;
                         To make him a dish.&lt;br /&gt;
                         &lt;br /&gt;
Anyway Jasra, love,&lt;br /&gt;
I'm writing this to say:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sorry for not money running enough for our house, and hopefully we&lt;br /&gt;
can get more mula from strings or something, and I love you, our&lt;br /&gt;
house, our pets, and even our waterfall, and I'm so glad I married&lt;br /&gt;
you, and you're the greatest, and your dinners are awesome, specially&lt;br /&gt;
when we eat them,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And Happy Sweetest Day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-Duckon, your Legendary husband ..duHhh!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
             =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                  LegendMEET: California Style&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thank you for your interest in the LegendMud Meet, California style.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
          The meet will be held November 5th thru the 7th.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Meet will be at Primal and Trance's House in Atwater, California.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
       We welcome all who play LegendMud to come and visit.&lt;br /&gt;
For the Benefit of all concerned, People who Don't play the MUD should&lt;br /&gt;
refrain from coming as they will Probably be bored.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
BYOC ... Bring you own Computers. We will provide the internet&lt;br /&gt;
     access. DONT FORGET YOU NETWORK CABLES!!! If you can bring a&lt;br /&gt;
     router that would Kick butt as well. We will have 2 routers&lt;br /&gt;
     here. But I have 3 on my 4 port already and am saving the 4th&lt;br /&gt;
     port to Daisy Chain. Vahn is also providing a router So we will&lt;br /&gt;
     still need people to bring 1 or 2.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
BYOF ... Bring (or Buy) Your Own Food... Trance is more than Happy to&lt;br /&gt;
     Cook for all. But we aren't Rich and Have to feed 5 people on a&lt;br /&gt;
     Daily Basis as it is.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
BYOB ... Bring Your Own Bedding... If you are planning to stay the&lt;br /&gt;
     night, Please bring a sleeping bag or BedRoll. We only have one&lt;br /&gt;
     extra bed (Which is Reserved for Someone already, But we do have&lt;br /&gt;
     a Couch and Love Seat. Plus plenty of floor space (we have&lt;br /&gt;
     Padding).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you are allergic to Dogs or Cats Bring your allegy Meds, as we have&lt;br /&gt;
5 dogs and 3 cats. And keep in Mind ... Our animals are Our Children&lt;br /&gt;
as well. And We are Very Protective of all our Children, 2 legged and&lt;br /&gt;
4 legged alike.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
More details and philsophies behind this meet can be found on the&lt;br /&gt;
welcome board in-game. Or contact GreenMantle@Greenmantle.org.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Primal and Trance&lt;br /&gt;
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  /__|                     Clan News                          |__\&lt;br /&gt;
     '--------------------------------------------------------'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There are currently 19 RP clans and 3 PK clans. This leaves open&lt;br /&gt;
slots for ten (10) more clans to form. For more information, read&lt;br /&gt;
HELP CLAN and see the clan information list via the CLANS command&lt;br /&gt;
while logged into the game. For a basic handbook and reference guide&lt;br /&gt;
for players interested in starting and running a clan, we recommend&lt;br /&gt;
that before you even type FORM, you visit:&lt;br /&gt;
             http://www.legendmud.org/Reference/gm.html.&lt;br /&gt;
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  /__|                     PK Front                           |__\&lt;br /&gt;
     '--------------------------------------------------------'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                          Pk Contest!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
An idea was given to me that I'm going to give a trial run -- a&lt;br /&gt;
contest of sorts for the pkillers out there. Each week, I will tally&lt;br /&gt;
the wins of all pk characters. This includes PKOK as well as PKE. The&lt;br /&gt;
one with the most kills will win a prize.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rules(You knew there'd be some!):&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-Multikills don't count. Don't be a wuss.&lt;br /&gt;
-The winners are subject to MY approval. If I get a lot of complaints&lt;br /&gt;
 about you, it sucks to be you!&lt;br /&gt;
-Don't complain just to complain. You're supposed to be a killer,&lt;br /&gt;
 suck it up and fight back, or retire and go sit in a corner.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'll tally the kills every Monday for the previous week. That means&lt;br /&gt;
the week begins on Monday and ends on Sunday.  I'll also be sending&lt;br /&gt;
notes to those involved in fights to make sure that they were fair&lt;br /&gt;
fights. No response to the note means that the fight was fair. That&lt;br /&gt;
means the week begins on Monday and ends on Sunday.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'll also post results each week here on the warboard for you all to&lt;br /&gt;
read over, complain about, discuss who was the wuss in a fight, and&lt;br /&gt;
so on.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We'll be beginning this Monday, October 18th. So get your pkillers&lt;br /&gt;
dusted off and get ready for some death!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-Sandra&lt;br /&gt;
             =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you witness or commit any glorious or nefarious deeds, send a&lt;br /&gt;
short report to us at the LT. If you are looking for a fight,&lt;br /&gt;
recruiting, or anything else related to PKill (not necessarily PK&lt;br /&gt;
Clan related), send it in! It's free AND you'll get a prize token! Be&lt;br /&gt;
a celebrity, the envy of all your friends! Tick off your enemies or&lt;br /&gt;
just tell your side of the story! Get YOUR name up in lights! We&lt;br /&gt;
can't report it if you don't tell us!&lt;br /&gt;
              _______________________&lt;br /&gt;
             /                       \&lt;br /&gt;
        o O | Wonder what folks are   |&lt;br /&gt;
  `\|||/    | doing over at LegendMUD?|&lt;br /&gt;
   (o o)     \_______________________/&lt;br /&gt;
ooO_(_)_Ooo__________________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;
_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|___&lt;br /&gt;
__|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                   Hell and Purgatory and Hell&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No more tranquil vista had ever before spread itself before the&lt;br /&gt;
guests who were now beginning to assemble. In years past any of them&lt;br /&gt;
had, of course, trudged up the steep snowy passes gorged with snow&lt;br /&gt;
and wintry bluster to the impossible meadow above, on an errand or to&lt;br /&gt;
escape the bustle for a bit. None had ever seen it like this. A grand&lt;br /&gt;
latticework of delicate white oak formed an archway that gave way to&lt;br /&gt;
a beautiful altar, presently vacant. Rows of white ribboned chairs&lt;br /&gt;
invited all to rest after the tiring journey up the pass, and a long&lt;br /&gt;
clothed table offered a veritable feast of confections and&lt;br /&gt;
delectables. Truly then, this was the perfect setting for the perfect&lt;br /&gt;
wedding.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The clock struck seven and a hush fell over the assembled guests as&lt;br /&gt;
the couple of the evening arrived: first the mountainous Purgatory,&lt;br /&gt;
the redeemer of sins in the Afterlife, and then Hell, the Afterlife's&lt;br /&gt;
brat, looking wickedly radiant in a revealing crimson dress. Techno&lt;br /&gt;
squealed with anticipation, but the guests had just enough time to&lt;br /&gt;
smile at the happy couple and begin to take their seats in this lush&lt;br /&gt;
meadow before it was all gone.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
POOF! POOF! POOF! POOF! POOF! POOF! The idyllic grassland disappeared&lt;br /&gt;
as one by one the guests were cast into darkness. Just as their eyes&lt;br /&gt;
began to adjust to the pitch black surroundings in which they&lt;br /&gt;
suddenly found themselves, a lick of flame jumped out at them and&lt;br /&gt;
cast pale red light upon the chamber, and what the guests saw around&lt;br /&gt;
them was nothing short of a nightmare.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The serene meadow had given way to a large chamber hewn out of rock,&lt;br /&gt;
with a giant pit hollowed out in the center, and here and there a&lt;br /&gt;
pool of molten lava bubbling with menace. A huge dark archway made of&lt;br /&gt;
brambles and a hideous altar composed of mangled flesh and bone made&lt;br /&gt;
a twisted mockery of the scene at the meadow. The delicate white&lt;br /&gt;
chairs had been replaced with harsh wooden ones, with arm and leg&lt;br /&gt;
shackles hanging open awaiting their &amp;quot;guests&amp;quot;. A table lay open with&lt;br /&gt;
a variety of grotesque cocktails and mangled carcasses, fresh from&lt;br /&gt;
the hunt.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The guests had barely enough time to adjust to their new surroundings&lt;br /&gt;
before Sandra strode forth and called up the couple of the evening. A&lt;br /&gt;
huge mountain burst forth out of the earth, rock churning and giving&lt;br /&gt;
way to a huge shape that proved to be Purgatory himself, As his&lt;br /&gt;
considerable shape stood straight, a lightning bolt from nowhere&lt;br /&gt;
forked through the air and where it struck the ground next to him,&lt;br /&gt;
there stood Hell, the magnificent redhead, as beautiful and&lt;br /&gt;
maleficient as ever any living human will see. Each of them clutched&lt;br /&gt;
a voodoo doll made roughly to look like themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They stood at the ghastly altar before Sandra, or rather two Sandras.&lt;br /&gt;
One of them called everyone to attention and began to speak,&lt;br /&gt;
'Marriage. Marriage is what brings us together today. Marriage, that&lt;br /&gt;
blessed arrangement, that dream within a dream. And love, true love,&lt;br /&gt;
will follow you forever...'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The other Sandra rolled her eyes and cut in, 'I'm gonna puke,' as she&lt;br /&gt;
drew her pink plastic bow and deposited an arrow directly between the&lt;br /&gt;
other Sandra's shoulder blades, felling her where she stood. Most of&lt;br /&gt;
the guests gaped, though a few scattered cheers were heard.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Ahem. So anyway, enough of that babbling goody goody crap,' declared&lt;br /&gt;
the remaining Sandra. 'We've trapped you all here in the pit of Hades&lt;br /&gt;
as sacrifices...er...that's not right.' Sandra considered a moment&lt;br /&gt;
and then flipped through her book while guests busied themselves with&lt;br /&gt;
looking mildly uncomfortable.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Oh. I guess it is right! Ok then. As I was saying...as sacrifices&lt;br /&gt;
for the joining of Hell and Purgatory. And because we just plain like&lt;br /&gt;
death.' The radiant brat of the Afterlife pricked her ears eagerly at&lt;br /&gt;
these words and half her face attained a faint shimmer before&lt;br /&gt;
resuming its flawless shape.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'The joining of these two entities is not only way neat, but gives&lt;br /&gt;
Hell all those souls that belong to Purgatory,' noted Sandra.&lt;br /&gt;
'Because, as we all know, the women get everything.' She and Hell&lt;br /&gt;
exchanged winks, while the towering groom muttered disgruntledly as&lt;br /&gt;
Val whispered in his ear something about prenuptial agreements.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The diabolical ceremony continued, and Purgatory and Hell exchanged&lt;br /&gt;
vows of eternal love for one another since, well, they're never going&lt;br /&gt;
to die. After each of them finished their vows, they gave the other a&lt;br /&gt;
ring to seal their union: a thick band set with a shiny blue glass&lt;br /&gt;
eye for him, and for her a little gold band set with a gem that held&lt;br /&gt;
within it a sample of the eternal fire of which the universe is made.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Next, each of them handed their voodoo doll to Sandra. The Purgatory&lt;br /&gt;
doll she cast into the pit, where it burst into flame to symbolize&lt;br /&gt;
the huge man giving himself to the flames of Hell. The Hell doll,&lt;br /&gt;
Sandra took up in her hands and purged away, as a symbol of...well, I&lt;br /&gt;
think you get it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Their symbolic trades completed, all that was left to do was for&lt;br /&gt;
Sandra to announce, 'And now, by the Power vested in me by uh...me! I&lt;br /&gt;
pronounce you joined here and in the Afterlife! You may smooch your&lt;br /&gt;
honey.'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The crowd cheered as the two eternal shepherds of souls touched lips&lt;br /&gt;
for the first time as husband and wife, and Sandra gave them just&lt;br /&gt;
enough time to really plant one on each other before she cried out,&lt;br /&gt;
'Now let's have some death!' And soon nearly all the guests were&lt;br /&gt;
slain as a gift to the happy pair.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hours later, after the infernal celebrating came to a close and&lt;br /&gt;
guests began to collect their corpses and file out, Purgatory turned&lt;br /&gt;
to Hell and smiled down at her warmly. 'Well, it is time to leave.&lt;br /&gt;
Are we keeping to our plan?'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The stunning bride beamed at her new husband and said, 'Of course.&lt;br /&gt;
Hell will be open to tourists again soon, and we want some peace and&lt;br /&gt;
quiet for our honeymoon before the floodgates open.'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And with that, the newlyweds were soon seen drifting across the&lt;br /&gt;
Acheron, hand in hand, while Charon serenaded them with a hideous&lt;br /&gt;
song of the underworld and the earth itself shook in deference to&lt;br /&gt;
this mighty and lasting union.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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Since all the nobles have moved off to the new capital and I'm no&lt;br /&gt;
longer making fine golden burial goods, I've been carving some stone&lt;br /&gt;
amulets, stringing faience, and making the occasional dowry bracelet.&lt;br /&gt;
It is so refreshing to see my customers wearing their purchases&lt;br /&gt;
instead of just locking them away with only the dead to admire them.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
The faience bracelets are very fashionable! Unfortunately, when worn&lt;br /&gt;
by the living, the clay beads are not meant to take the brunt of a&lt;br /&gt;
blow if you insist on fighting. However, I offer up my skills as an&lt;br /&gt;
experienced adornment maker to repair such damage. If the influx of&lt;br /&gt;
orders gets too high, I will demand favors to keep my supply of&lt;br /&gt;
materials up.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Feel free to come by and browse my inventory of adornments! If the&lt;br /&gt;
availability of supplies keep going up, I think I shall work towards&lt;br /&gt;
expanding the range of creations I have to offer beyond the usual&lt;br /&gt;
selection of amulets, scarab beetles, pendants, dowry bracelets and&lt;br /&gt;
faience bracelets.&lt;br /&gt;
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