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 VOLUME ELEVEN, NUMBER FIFTEEN                    September 27, 2004&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
                         TABLE OF CONTENTS&lt;br /&gt;
                         The Editor's Note&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                       NEWS, REPORTS, UPDATES&lt;br /&gt;
                         Calendar of Events&lt;br /&gt;
                           Recent Updates&lt;br /&gt;
                      King of Trivia Crowned!&lt;br /&gt;
              News From the Whips and Chains Department&lt;br /&gt;
               Did You Know: DETERMINING MATERIAL TYPES&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                            LEGENDITES&lt;br /&gt;
                  LegendKickBack, California Style&lt;br /&gt;
                           To the Editor&lt;br /&gt;
                             &lt;br /&gt;
                             CLAN NEWS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                             PK Front&lt;br /&gt;
                      The War of the Chosen&lt;br /&gt;
                    Junior PK Tourney Results&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                       One Down, Two To Go&lt;br /&gt;
                 Dino's AutoBiography - Chapter Five&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                      A Word from Our Sponsor&lt;br /&gt;
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/__|                      The Editor's Note                      |__\&lt;br /&gt;
   '-------------------------------------------------------------'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sorry for the lateness of this issue, this weekend kind of got away&lt;br /&gt;
from me and all of a sudden it was Monday morning. =P Ugh. Bleah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As you may have noticed, we're trying to get more information on each&lt;br /&gt;
department and I'm trying to make it easy on the department heads&lt;br /&gt;
and/or their chosen volunteer by rotating the columns each week, so&lt;br /&gt;
PR will be up next week and we'll start over again with Coding the&lt;br /&gt;
next week.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You might also recall that immortal apps were due at the beginning of&lt;br /&gt;
the month (they'll be due again on March 1st) and we've just wrapped&lt;br /&gt;
up the voting phase, but aren't quite at the point where we're ready&lt;br /&gt;
to publicly announce the results yet. We'd like to let the applicants&lt;br /&gt;
know first. But we hope to have the news become public knowledge&lt;br /&gt;
within the next week or two. Yes, sometimes it really does that that&lt;br /&gt;
long to catch up with everyone and organize when we're going to do&lt;br /&gt;
the immorting ceremony.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The biggest news is that Kae's Dante's Inferno area is scheduled to&lt;br /&gt;
be installed into the running mud next Saturday! I know everyone's&lt;br /&gt;
been looking forward to new nooks and crannies to explore and fresh&lt;br /&gt;
mobs to die to... err... I mean fodder to kill. Don't expect a remake&lt;br /&gt;
of the old Hell, this is an entirely new spin on the area!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The events calendar is looking full again with The Autumn Casino on&lt;br /&gt;
Tuesday night and October just around the corner and the Classic&lt;br /&gt;
Games Series about to kick off. Looks to be lots of fun and prizes!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Have a great week,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-Kaige&lt;br /&gt;
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/__|                LegendMUD Calendar of Events                 |__\&lt;br /&gt;
   '-------------------------------------------------------------'&lt;br /&gt;
       [All times are system time unless otherwise specified]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
              SEPTEMBER                      OCTOBER&lt;br /&gt;
         Su Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa          Su Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa&lt;br /&gt;
                   1  2  3  4                          1  2&lt;br /&gt;
          5  6  7  8  9 10 11           3  4  5  6  7  8  9&lt;br /&gt;
         12 13 14 15 16 17 18          10 11 12 13 14 15 16&lt;br /&gt;
         19 20 21 22 23 24 25          17 18 19 20 21 22 23&lt;br /&gt;
         26 27 28 29 30                24 25 26 27 28 29 30&lt;br /&gt;
                                       31&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tuesday,    September 28th,    8:00 pm    Autumn Casino&lt;br /&gt;
Wednesday,  September 29th,   2pm-10pm    PK BattleZone &lt;br /&gt;
                                     (HELP BATTLEZONE for more info)&lt;br /&gt;
Thursday,   September 30th,    7:30 pm    Q&amp;amp;A in the OOC Auditorium&lt;br /&gt;
Saturday,   October    2nd                Dante's Inferno Install&lt;br /&gt;
Tuesday,    October    5th     8:00 pm    Classic Games Series: &lt;br /&gt;
                                             Recalltag!&lt;br /&gt;
Wednesday,  October    6th,   2pm-10pm    PK BattleZone &lt;br /&gt;
Thursday,   October    7th,    7:30 pm    Q&amp;amp;A in the OOC Auditorium&lt;br /&gt;
Tuesday,    October   12th     8:00 pm    Classic Games Series: &lt;br /&gt;
                                             Scavenger Hunt!&lt;br /&gt;
Wednesday,  October   13th,   2pm-10pm    PK BattleZone &lt;br /&gt;
Thursday,   October   14th,    7:30 pm    Q&amp;amp;A in the OOC Auditorium&lt;br /&gt;
Tuesday,    October   19th     8:00 pm    Classic Games Series: &lt;br /&gt;
                                             Recalltag!&lt;br /&gt;
Wednesday,  October   20th,   2pm-10pm    PK BattleZone &lt;br /&gt;
Thursday,   October   21st,    7:30 pm    Q&amp;amp;A in the OOC Auditorium&lt;br /&gt;
Tuesday,    October   26th     8:00 pm    Classic Games Series: &lt;br /&gt;
                                             Scavenger Hunt!&lt;br /&gt;
Wednesday,  October   27th,   2pm-10pm    PK BattleZone &lt;br /&gt;
Thursday,   October   28th,    7:30 pm    Q&amp;amp;A in the OOC Auditorium&lt;br /&gt;
Sunday,     October   31st                Happy Halloween!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Via iCal:     webcal://icalx.com/public/kaige/LegendMUD32Events.ics&lt;br /&gt;
Any browser:  www.icalx.com/html/kaige/day.php?cal=LegendMUD32Events&lt;br /&gt;
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/__|                 King of Trivia Crowned!                     |__\&lt;br /&gt;
   '-------------------------------------------------------------'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This past Saturday, a new King of Trivia was crowned. In a&lt;br /&gt;
hard-fought contest between the top finishers in this summer's Trivia&lt;br /&gt;
Challenge competition, Nephiel rose above the rest to seize the&lt;br /&gt;
crown. The battle of wits was held in a soundproof booth system&lt;br /&gt;
dubbed 'The Eye', which allowed each competitor to give their answers&lt;br /&gt;
in isolation from the others. The questions were drawn from all the&lt;br /&gt;
categories which competitors had avoided all summer long -- only the&lt;br /&gt;
hardest and the most obscure topics were available to these fearless&lt;br /&gt;
finalists!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With 6 of 10 correct, Nephiel took the top spot. However, the contest&lt;br /&gt;
wasn't over! Chauvelin and Occam tied for second place with five&lt;br /&gt;
questions each, and Chauvelin seized the second slot in double&lt;br /&gt;
overtime! Rounding out the finishes were Somar, Siachet, and Autumn&lt;br /&gt;
with 4 questions each, Nevyn with 3, and Skadi with 1.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Here are the 10 questions which comprised the final showdown -- check&lt;br /&gt;
your knowledge against the participants and see the answers at the&lt;br /&gt;
bottom of the LT!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 1. Who wrote 'Lolita' and 'Pale Fire'?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 2. Who wrote the operas 'Love for Three Oranges' 'War and Peace',&lt;br /&gt;
    and 'Peter and the Wolf'?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 3. What Greek practice involved citizens gathering and each&lt;br /&gt;
    inscribing a name on small fragment of pottery?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 4. What was the name of the prison beneath the Underworld, where&lt;br /&gt;
    Ixion, Tantalus, and Sisyphus suffered?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 5. Who took the title of 'Lord Protector' of England in 1653?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 6. Who was Julius Caesar's chief lieutenant, who helped Octavian&lt;br /&gt;
    hunt down his assassins?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 7. Whose dancing won her the prize of John the Baptist's head on a&lt;br /&gt;
    platter, at the urging of her mother, Herod's wife Herodias?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 8. What Muslim shrine was build on the location where Abraham showed&lt;br /&gt;
    willingness to sacrifice Isaac and where Mohammed ascended to&lt;br /&gt;
    heaven?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 9. What Japanese emperor declared his divinity a myth, ending the&lt;br /&gt;
    deification of Japanese emperors?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
10. From what goddess were Japanese emperors previously believed to&lt;br /&gt;
    be descended?&lt;br /&gt;
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/__|                       Recent Updates                        |__\&lt;br /&gt;
   '-------------------------------------------------------------'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    /\                      CODE UPDATES&lt;br /&gt;
   /  \     &lt;br /&gt;
  /    \    GENERAL CHANGES&lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\     o Alertness on a victim of a backstab will now have a&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |         random duration.&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |       o Attributes and examine are now 'NO_LAG' commands.&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     &lt;br /&gt;
   |__|     TYPO FIXES&lt;br /&gt;
    /\        o Social fixes: beckon, bkiss.&lt;br /&gt;
   /  \       o Mood fixes: confused.&lt;br /&gt;
  /    \    &lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\   &lt;br /&gt;
   |  |                   HELPFILE UPDATES&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     &lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     There were no helpfiles updated this past week.&lt;br /&gt;
   |__|     &lt;br /&gt;
    /\      &lt;br /&gt;
   /  \                     AREA UPDATES&lt;br /&gt;
  /    \    &lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\   If you want to suggest specific improvements or new&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     additions to existing areas please don't hesitate to&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     submit them with the idea/bug/typo commands or drop&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     mudmail to the builder currently responsible for the area&lt;br /&gt;
   |__|     (check AREAINFO to find out!).&lt;br /&gt;
    /\      &lt;br /&gt;
   /  \     Thanks to everyone that submitted bug/typo/idea reports!&lt;br /&gt;
  /    \    &lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\   Paul in the Wild Boar Tavern (OOC) will be offering&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     INSPIRE reimbs for non-Limans. ASK PAUL UNLEARN for&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     character specific eligibility.&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     &lt;br /&gt;
   |__|     ALHAMBRA&lt;br /&gt;
    /\           Slabs of alabaster are a little less tough.&lt;br /&gt;
   /  \     ARABIAN NIGHTS&lt;br /&gt;
  /    \         Some spam reduction work.&lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\   CELTIC IRELAND&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |          Old man by the sea now returns to the beach.&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     GYPSY CARNIVAL&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |          Another attempt at breaking Irish Joes shoe fettish.&lt;br /&gt;
   |__|          Various bug/typo fixes.&lt;br /&gt;
    /\      KLEINSTADT&lt;br /&gt;
   /  \          The hunters have been tweaked, be careful! Some mobs&lt;br /&gt;
  /    \         should be more responsive. Various bug/typo fixes.&lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\   OOC&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |          Updates the Expie room. Various bug/typo fixes.&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     PR&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |          Some fixes to recalltag.&lt;br /&gt;
   |__|     SHERWOOD&lt;br /&gt;
    /\           Robin Hood now has a weapon, be careful! Some resets&lt;br /&gt;
   /  \          have been tweaked.&lt;br /&gt;
  /    \    WW1 SOMME&lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\        Tweaks the stats on the recently added jacket. Fix&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |          for the doctor. Various bug/typo fixes.&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     AZTECS, BOSTON, GYPSY CARNIVAL, HOSPITALLER MALTA,&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     MELBOURNE, PORT OF LONDON, and SAN FRANCISCO&lt;br /&gt;
   |__|          Various bug/typo fixes.&lt;br /&gt;
    /\      &lt;br /&gt;
   /  \                    In Progress Area Updates&lt;br /&gt;
  /    \    &lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\   This section is intended to share what builders are &lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     working on behind the scenes. It is not a perfect record&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     of progress as all builders do not commit updates every &lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     week. Badgering builders about their progress will get &lt;br /&gt;
   |__|     you flogged.&lt;br /&gt;
    /\      &lt;br /&gt;
   /  \             Firefly       Japan&lt;br /&gt;
  /    \            Kae           Larderello (Dante's Inferno)&lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\           Kaige         1950's Americana&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |             Kaige         El Dorado&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |             Kaige         Port of London&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |             Nestor        Ancient Carthage&lt;br /&gt;
   |__|             Rufus         SL Expansion&lt;br /&gt;
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/__|    News From the Whips and Chains Department -- by Kae      |__\&lt;br /&gt;
   '-------------------------------------------------------------'&lt;br /&gt;
               ,____  &lt;br /&gt;
               |---.\ &lt;br /&gt;
       ___     |    ` &lt;br /&gt;
      / .-\  ./=)     The Admin Department is, as you probably know,&lt;br /&gt;
     |  |&amp;quot;|_/\/|      the group of fluffy people who maintain a good&lt;br /&gt;
     ;  |-;| /_|      bit of the help file system, uphold the rules,&lt;br /&gt;
    / \_| |/ \ |      and deal with complaints. I take quite some&lt;br /&gt;
   /      \/\( |      pride in stating that LegendMUD has one of the&lt;br /&gt;
   |   /  |` ) |      best help file systems on MUDs out there, the&lt;br /&gt;
   /   \ _/    |      result of years and years of working and&lt;br /&gt;
  /--._/  \    |      updating by pr and admin people both.&lt;br /&gt;
  `/|)    |    /      &lt;br /&gt;
    /     |   |       Here's a tidbit from the punitive side of our&lt;br /&gt;
  .'      |   |       job that has been requested every once in a&lt;br /&gt;
 /         \  |       blue moon by various players: How many warnings&lt;br /&gt;
(_.-.__.__./  /       are given out, and what for? Well, here it is.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
5 severe warnings, 17 medium warnings, and 88 minor warnings were&lt;br /&gt;
issued, with a total of 110 warnings in 2004 to date. Well over 50%&lt;br /&gt;
of these were for language violations (swearing, sexually explicit&lt;br /&gt;
language, racism, slander, etc. on public channels). Of the&lt;br /&gt;
remainder, half of these were for in-game information.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So what is in-game information? HELP RULES has the following to say:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
10. In-game information (such as mob or item stats, quest solutions,&lt;br /&gt;
    etc.) may not be placed on public channels or boards (including&lt;br /&gt;
    clan boards, and clan channels). This information is also not&lt;br /&gt;
    allowed in illusions. (See HELP CHEAT, HELP CHANNELS).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So what exactly is hard to understand about that?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The problem usually isn't that people don't realize that something is&lt;br /&gt;
in-game information if they think about it for a millisecond. The&lt;br /&gt;
problem, if so it can be called, is that people generally want to be&lt;br /&gt;
helpful to others so that others are helpful to them. They see&lt;br /&gt;
somebody request something on a channel and respond with the answer&lt;br /&gt;
without pausing to think about whether the information would be&lt;br /&gt;
better sent in a tell.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Well, right away it doesn't seem to make a lot of sense that you&lt;br /&gt;
can't give the information that someone wants on a channel but you're&lt;br /&gt;
perfectly allowed to tell them anything you want in a tell. The&lt;br /&gt;
information they obtain is the same -- so what's the big deal?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The big deal is other players who may not want to receive the&lt;br /&gt;
information you're offering. Some players like to get a quick answer&lt;br /&gt;
to a question such as 層ho teaches armslore?' -- others only want to&lt;br /&gt;
know which area to look for the teacher in, and others yet don't want&lt;br /&gt;
to know anything at all, preferring to search for him or her on their&lt;br /&gt;
own. We have to respect and protect the rights of all three kinds of&lt;br /&gt;
players -- and the only way we can do that is by enforcing that&lt;br /&gt;
answers get given directly to the people posing the questions. That&lt;br /&gt;
means, in tells, not on public channels.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
May your journeys be safe and your mouth safely shut where&lt;br /&gt;
appropriate.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=&lt;br /&gt;
   _____    &lt;br /&gt;
  /  _  \   DID YOU KNOW: Tips and tricks and little-used features&lt;br /&gt;
 /__/ \  \  &lt;br /&gt;
      /  /  Did you know... there are at least three ways to tell &lt;br /&gt;
     /  /   what type of material a given piece of ARMOR is made?&lt;br /&gt;
    /__/    &lt;br /&gt;
    __      If the object is for sale at a shopkeeper, you can &lt;br /&gt;
   /  \     PREVIEW the ARMOR. If you have the ARMOR in your &lt;br /&gt;
   \__/     possession you can use either the APPRAISE skil or the &lt;br /&gt;
   _____    IDENTIFY OBJECT spell to get this information as well.&lt;br /&gt;
  /  _  \   &lt;br /&gt;
 /__/ \  \  If you don't have either of those abilities, you will &lt;br /&gt;
      /  /  need to ask around to find another player to help you,&lt;br /&gt;
     /  /   perhaps asking a fee for their services.&lt;br /&gt;
    /__/    &lt;br /&gt;
    __      For some of the more fragile material types, builders&lt;br /&gt;
   /  \     are looking for ways to provide some mobs with services&lt;br /&gt;
   \__/     that will increase and extend the life of certain items.&lt;br /&gt;
            Keep an eye open for them!&lt;br /&gt;
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/__|  LEGENDITES: Information Regarding the People of Our World  |__\&lt;br /&gt;
   '-------------------------------------------------------------'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                  LegendKickBack, California Style&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the next few days SIlverback and Vahn will be posting info on a&lt;br /&gt;
possible LegendMEET type event in California. They're very serious&lt;br /&gt;
about this and would like anyone who lives in Cali or would like to&lt;br /&gt;
come to send either one of them a note. Its iffy right now but&lt;br /&gt;
they're working on it very hard. So, let them know if you are in CA&lt;br /&gt;
and interested or even if your just interested and don't live in CA.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
             =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The following letter was found tucked under our doormat with a single&lt;br /&gt;
red rose shortly after last week's issue was delivered:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
          To the Editor:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
          For many years now I have been a faithful and&lt;br /&gt;
          restrained subscriber of this magazine. With&lt;br /&gt;
          extraordinary patience I have often put up with &lt;br /&gt;
          a lot of less interesting articles, especially&lt;br /&gt;
          during the silly season. This time, however, I&lt;br /&gt;
          believe you have allowed yourself too many words&lt;br /&gt;
          of drivel. Last issue's piece about the progress&lt;br /&gt;
          in the building department was quite detailed&lt;br /&gt;
          and - I am quite sure - a so-called 'scroller'.&lt;br /&gt;
          For the benefit of your splendid magazine and the&lt;br /&gt;
          best of the rest of the subscribers, I, therefore,&lt;br /&gt;
          humbly offer to entertain Kae (and if necessary&lt;br /&gt;
          other long-legged blonde members of the building&lt;br /&gt;
          department) with various types of physical&lt;br /&gt;
          exercise next time (and possibly every time&lt;br /&gt;
          thereafter) a deadline looms ahead.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
          Sir Robar Royce.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
After sitting on the &amp;quot;in&amp;quot; stack on the desk for a bit, one morning&lt;br /&gt;
the letter suddenly appeared to have been crumpled, chewed, clawed&lt;br /&gt;
and otherwise mangled and replaced in the box. The reverse side of&lt;br /&gt;
the paper had the following scribbled on it:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
          Dook ChewMunch,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
          Dooky dookdook dodok  gndook gngn dookie gngr&lt;br /&gt;
          Grrrdook yip rawrstrut gnyipe dookieyip gngroo gn&lt;br /&gt;
          rawrbounce gnip. Yipgook gndoo gukdook gnrr&lt;br /&gt;
          yuppiedook rarrr yipnuzzlepet yukduk gnflop,&lt;br /&gt;
          dookdookity gnrg dookiedookie yum duk yumyum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
          Dookidook,&lt;br /&gt;
          Rawr gn Rawrhissgrr.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One look at that scribbling and we knew a ferret had been batting&lt;br /&gt;
this letter around the room, so we immediately flipped open our&lt;br /&gt;
Ferret-&amp;gt;English dictionary and got to work translating it. It read:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
          Dear Robar,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
          It's been entirely too long since any Knights&lt;br /&gt;
          blessed me with their presence in my backyard.&lt;br /&gt;
          When you come to entertain my mom before&lt;br /&gt;
          deadline, please slather your shin with ketchup.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
          Yours,&lt;br /&gt;
          Fridolin the ferret.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So if you happen to see a charming and flirtatious Knight walking&lt;br /&gt;
around with some red goop smeared on his shins, you can bet it's Sir&lt;br /&gt;
Robar Royce on his way to our offices! The question is, how far&lt;br /&gt;
behind will his wife be?&lt;br /&gt;
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There are currently 20 RP clans and 3 PK clans. This leaves open&lt;br /&gt;
slots for nine (9) more clans to form. For more information, read&lt;br /&gt;
HELP CLAN and see the clan information list via the CLANS command&lt;br /&gt;
while logged into the game. For a basic handbook and reference guide&lt;br /&gt;
for players interested in starting and running a clan, we recommend&lt;br /&gt;
that before you even type FORM, you visit:&lt;br /&gt;
             http://www.legendmud.org/Reference/gm.html.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
                     The War of the Chosen&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You all are the Un-Chosen. It is I who seek you out at night. I am&lt;br /&gt;
your death, as well as your life. In me, and in death, you will find&lt;br /&gt;
solace. Learn, you insidiously vile Un-chosen, that eternal life will&lt;br /&gt;
be found through battle. Attack the Mighty Senusret Khakaure III, and&lt;br /&gt;
the Gods of the Nile will grant you favor. Attack me not, and you&lt;br /&gt;
all will live grey lives of repeating death.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Pharoah S.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
                   Junior PK Tourney Results&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Results are in from the Junior PK Tourney which was held on last&lt;br /&gt;
Sunday, September 20th!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Our competitors were:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(15-24)                           (25-34)&lt;br /&gt;
Gadolinium   Judah                Razael       Kerry&lt;br /&gt;
Miraculix    Solidus              Occam        Quagmire&lt;br /&gt;
YieXa&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In round one, our results were as follows....:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
     Solidus versus Gadolinium: Gadolinium wins&lt;br /&gt;
     Razael versus Quagmire: Quamire wins&lt;br /&gt;
     Miraculix versus YieXa: Yiexa wins&lt;br /&gt;
     Kerry versus Occam: Kerry wins&lt;br /&gt;
     Judah takes a BYE&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In round two, some competitors chose not to continue into&lt;br /&gt;
double-elimination, and the field narrowed:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
     Judah vs YieXa: Judah wins&lt;br /&gt;
     Occam vs Quagmire: Quagmire wins&lt;br /&gt;
     Kerry takes a BYE&lt;br /&gt;
     Gadolinium takes a BYE&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Round three was fought with Quagmire versus Kerry for the&lt;br /&gt;
championship in the upper bracket, best two of three. In the lower&lt;br /&gt;
bracket, Judah, Gadolinium, and YieXa remained, and the contest was&lt;br /&gt;
fought round-robin.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The fights transpired as follows:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
     Judah vs. Gadolinium: Judah wins&lt;br /&gt;
     Quagmire vs. Kerry: Quagmire wins&lt;br /&gt;
     Judah vs. YieXa: Judah wins&lt;br /&gt;
     Quagmire vs. Kerry: Quagmire wins&lt;br /&gt;
     YieXa vs. Gadolinium: YieXa wins&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When the blood was mopped from the floors, Judah and Quagmire stood&lt;br /&gt;
victorious! Second place was claimed by Kerry and YieXa, third by&lt;br /&gt;
Gadolinium and Occam.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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Clan related), send it in! It's free AND you'll get a prize token! Be&lt;br /&gt;
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                     One Down, Two To Go&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I woke up early in the morning to get a good start on my journey for&lt;br /&gt;
the lamp. I readied my things in a short time and set off into the&lt;br /&gt;
dark cave near the mountain by the small shack i had been staying in,&lt;br /&gt;
in search of my infinite treasures. I walked for what seemed like an&lt;br /&gt;
eternity into the cave with only my bright orange torch lighting up&lt;br /&gt;
the darkened cave. I had stumbled upon a small opening in the side of&lt;br /&gt;
the cave.  I quickly drew out my pick and hacked away at the wall. As&lt;br /&gt;
I stepped into the new found room it was a large hallow room with a&lt;br /&gt;
single hole in the middle with what looked like an endless staircase.&lt;br /&gt;
As I thought of all the glory I would find in the bottom of the&lt;br /&gt;
cavern I walked slowly down the steps. Every step I took echoed on&lt;br /&gt;
the walls of the cavern. After about an hour or so plunging into the&lt;br /&gt;
darkness on the stairway i saw a small glimmer of gold. I was so&lt;br /&gt;
excited, I began to run down the stairs at the thought of what was&lt;br /&gt;
down there. I quickly got down the stairway, as I got to the bottom I&lt;br /&gt;
saw a small golden lamp; it was exactly what I had come to get. As I&lt;br /&gt;
stared into the Golden luster of the lamp, my chest began to tighten.&lt;br /&gt;
I slowly ran my darkened rag across the shiny surface of the the&lt;br /&gt;
lamp.  A dark green smoke began to rise from the lamp, as the Genie&lt;br /&gt;
rose from the lamp I screamed with wonder and excitement. The Genie&lt;br /&gt;
informed me that I had 3 wishes and I could use them in any way I&lt;br /&gt;
wanted. I thought for about 10 minutes while the Genie stared at me.&lt;br /&gt;
To tell you the truth I was fairly afraid of his piercing green eyes.&lt;br /&gt;
I shouted out my first wish, It was to be able to create anything&lt;br /&gt;
that I wish whenver I felt like it.  The Genie snorted and loudly&lt;br /&gt;
said, 'Is that your first wish, boy?' I replied with a quick nod.  He&lt;br /&gt;
quickly drew up his fist and brought it down upon my head. When I&lt;br /&gt;
awoke the Genie Informed me that my wish had been granted. I began to&lt;br /&gt;
smile and held up my hand and thought of gold and shaped it to form&lt;br /&gt;
around my hand.  When I opened my eyes my hand was covered in a solid&lt;br /&gt;
gold armlet. I grinned and stood up on my feet.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
                 Dino's AutoBiography - Chapter Five&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'They're coming, Dino,' the man said to me, almost whispering. I&lt;br /&gt;
looked at him and took my usual 'who are you and how do you know my&lt;br /&gt;
name' position. He was leaning against one of the walls with his head&lt;br /&gt;
down. Not too old, black hair, I couldn't tell the color of his eyes&lt;br /&gt;
because his head was down. I could tell by his clothing that he was&lt;br /&gt;
not a resident of the houses on this street. Or maybe he was. He was&lt;br /&gt;
wearing a black leather jacket and black pants. Looked very much like&lt;br /&gt;
black jeans. A pair of cowboy like boots were worn on his feet and a&lt;br /&gt;
gnawed on toothpick stuck out of his mouth. Maybe the town's&lt;br /&gt;
gangster. I doubted that this little town would have gangsters&lt;br /&gt;
though. 'The guards, their going to take you back.' He said quietly,&lt;br /&gt;
chewing on the toothpick.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Who are you first of all?' I peered at him, looking him up and down&lt;br /&gt;
and waited for an answer. 'They can't take me back now that I am&lt;br /&gt;
out.'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Oh yes they can, little Dino.' Just the two words 'little' and&lt;br /&gt;
'Dino' irritated me. 'Your father had no right to take you out of&lt;br /&gt;
there.' He planned on continuing to talk but before he did, he&lt;br /&gt;
removed the toothpick from his mouth, tossed it on the ground with a&lt;br /&gt;
dozen more toothpicks, pulled a new, not chewed one out of his pocket&lt;br /&gt;
and placed it in his mouth. Carefully, he bit on the toothpick&lt;br /&gt;
probably checking if it's a good toothpick or not and left it in his&lt;br /&gt;
mouth, chewing slowly. 'Your father, Jaenrik, paid a lot of money to&lt;br /&gt;
get you out of there and bring you home as his little girl.' He&lt;br /&gt;
paused, looked up, looked around, looked down, and went on. 'But what&lt;br /&gt;
you don't know is that your dad fell into some great debts trying to&lt;br /&gt;
get that money leaving a lot of people looking for him.' I actually&lt;br /&gt;
couldn't believe that my father actually went into debts to get me&lt;br /&gt;
back.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'How much debt exactly?' I questioned. Not that I could help him get&lt;br /&gt;
the money but I could at least know it. But a few minutes passed&lt;br /&gt;
after I asked that question and the man rudely ignored me, still&lt;br /&gt;
chewing. 'And what might your name be?' I questioned again and yet&lt;br /&gt;
again, I was ignored. I turned my head to see the position of the sun&lt;br /&gt;
since I didn't have a watch; it was around three in the afternoon. As&lt;br /&gt;
soon as I turned my head back to him, he was gone! I looked around&lt;br /&gt;
for him and he wasn't there, just many of his bitten toothpicks.&lt;br /&gt;
Nothing. I shrugged to myself and went along my way. Around five in&lt;br /&gt;
the evening, I was home. My mother and father were napping on the&lt;br /&gt;
couch like all parents do around this time, then they get up, cook&lt;br /&gt;
and serve dinner, and go back to sleep for the night. I tiptoed&lt;br /&gt;
around the couch and into the kitchen. I looked around for some lunch&lt;br /&gt;
maybe on the table or counters since I was busy in town and couldn't&lt;br /&gt;
make it. Unfortunately, none of the lunch was left for me. I peeked&lt;br /&gt;
into the cupboards for a snack but there wasn't any. 'Oh well,' I&lt;br /&gt;
thought to myself and went into the living room to find my parents up&lt;br /&gt;
and ready to get to dinner. They looked as though they were never&lt;br /&gt;
even asleep. They both walked into the kitchen to start cooking and I&lt;br /&gt;
decided to go outside and wait for it to be done. Even from the&lt;br /&gt;
outside, you could smell the chicken roasting and hear the plates&lt;br /&gt;
clanking together. I wondered about that man on the street. How would&lt;br /&gt;
he know about me getting out and how would he know about my father's&lt;br /&gt;
debts? I guessed that I would have to find out on my own.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                    -End of Chapter Five-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
                     A Word from Our Sponsor&lt;br /&gt;
            &lt;br /&gt;
                Wilderness Walk: Elezvoi's Bath House&lt;br /&gt;
                          by Jack Paris&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After a long day of travelling, I longed for a nice hot bath. The&lt;br /&gt;
dust and grime that covered my skin was too much to bear, and my&lt;br /&gt;
clothes reeked of the ocean and sweat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The fort I had stopped to rest at was rather rustic, to put it&lt;br /&gt;
nicely. The beds in the common sleeping room were lumpy and covered&lt;br /&gt;
with thin blankets - not to mention filled with fleas, ticks, and&lt;br /&gt;
other permanent residents. While the food in the kitchen was meagre,&lt;br /&gt;
it was hearty and satisfying. While I was sipping hot tea, I gloomily&lt;br /&gt;
thought about how long journey would be back to more civilized&lt;br /&gt;
accomodations, where I could lounge in a steamy tub.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
To my surprise and delight, I found the fort actually had a bath&lt;br /&gt;
house! I wouldn't have to wait weeks afterall.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The bath house attendant, Elezvoi, was very accomodating and&lt;br /&gt;
pleasant. While he did not have some of the amenities I would have&lt;br /&gt;
liked, he had the necessities - soap, towels, and shaving utensils.&lt;br /&gt;
And he was more than willing to add any number of herbs to my bath&lt;br /&gt;
water to enhance my bathing experience. Since the men of the fort are&lt;br /&gt;
restricted to a single bath daily due to the primitive setup, he let&lt;br /&gt;
me soak for as long as I liked.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I daresay it was the best bath I have ever had. If you find yourself&lt;br /&gt;
in the vicinity of the Russian fort in Alaska, I would recommend&lt;br /&gt;
taking some time out for a relaxing bath at Elezvoi's bath house.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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                         Trivia Answers&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
1. Vladimir Nabokov 2. Sergei Prokofiev 3. ostracisation 4. Tartarus &lt;br /&gt;
5. Oliver Cromwell 6. Marcus Antonius (or Marc Antony) 7. Salome&lt;br /&gt;
8. the Dome of the Rock (or The Gold Dome) 9. Hirohito 10. Amaterasu&lt;br /&gt;
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