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 VOLUME ELEVEN, NUMBER TWENTY-TWO                  November 14, 2004&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
                         TABLE OF CONTENTS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                       NEWS, REPORTS, UPDATES&lt;br /&gt;
                         Calendar of Events&lt;br /&gt;
               Contest Reminder: SEND US YOUR PROMPTS!&lt;br /&gt;
                           Recent Updates&lt;br /&gt;
             News From the Bricks and Rubble Department&lt;br /&gt;
                         Recent Q&amp;amp;A Topics&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                             LEGENDITES&lt;br /&gt;
              NEW GAME! LOVE! UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS! &lt;br /&gt;
                  Lillian Coming to Toronto &amp;amp; NYC&lt;br /&gt;
                          Trivia Standings&lt;br /&gt;
                             &lt;br /&gt;
                             CLAN NEWS&lt;br /&gt;
             Lords of Justice Celebrate 1st Anniversary&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                             PK Front&lt;br /&gt;
                       Sandra's PK Contest&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                    Home Is Where The Stomach Is&lt;br /&gt;
                    A Familiar Face Rediscovered&lt;br /&gt;
                       A Word from Our Sponsor&lt;br /&gt;
                        Sample Trivia Answers&lt;br /&gt;
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/__|                LegendMUD Calendar of Events                 |__\&lt;br /&gt;
   '-------------------------------------------------------------'&lt;br /&gt;
       [All times are system time unless otherwise specified]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                            NOVEMBER&lt;br /&gt;
                      Su Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa&lt;br /&gt;
                          1  2  3  4  5  6        &lt;br /&gt;
                       7  8  9 10 11 12 13        &lt;br /&gt;
                      14 15 16 17 18 19 20        &lt;br /&gt;
                      21 22 23 24 25 26 27        &lt;br /&gt;
                      28 29 30        &lt;br /&gt;
                &lt;br /&gt;
Sunday,     November  14th,    4:00 pm    Trivia Challenge (Game 2) &lt;br /&gt;
Monday,     November  15th                Sandra's PK Game Results Avail.&lt;br /&gt;
Wednesday,  November  17th,   2pm-10pm    PK BattleZone (HELP BATTLEZONE &lt;br /&gt;
                                                         for more info)&lt;br /&gt;
Thursday,   November  18th,    7:30 pm    Q&amp;amp;A in the OOC Auditorium&lt;br /&gt;
Wednesday,  November  24th,   2pm-10pm    PK BattleZone &lt;br /&gt;
Thursday,   November  25th                Happy Thanksgiving!&lt;br /&gt;
Sunday,     November  28th,    4:00 pm    Autumn Feast Social Gathering&lt;br /&gt;
Monday,     November  29th,    7:00 pm    PKill Doubles Tournament&lt;br /&gt;
Tuesday,    November  30th,   11:59 pm    Prompt Contest Entries &lt;br /&gt;
                                                 Due to Natalia&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Coming in December:&lt;br /&gt;
  More Trivia! More Social Gatherings! More PK Games and Events!&lt;br /&gt;
  Plus: Christmas!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Subscribe via iCal or view the calendar with any browser. &lt;br /&gt;
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/__|           Contest Reminder: SEND US YOUR PROMPTS!           |__\&lt;br /&gt;
   '-------------------------------------------------------------'&lt;br /&gt;
   &lt;br /&gt;
We are holding a contest to find new prompts for the prompt library.&lt;br /&gt;
Impress your friends, make your enemies jealous, and win fantastic&lt;br /&gt;
prizes doing it! Prizes and eternal fame are yours for the taking!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
- include colors, delimiters, whatever you use for a prompt.&lt;br /&gt;
- combat and group prompts are also welcome.&lt;br /&gt;
- feel free to include a short note explaining your prompt, but&lt;br /&gt;
  it isn't necessary.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
   Use the PROMPT SHOW, CPROMPT SHOW and GROUPFORMAT SHOW commands &lt;br /&gt;
           to grab everything you need to submit!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    I can be reached at natalia@legendmud.org or via mudmail. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
  The contest closes at 11:59 pm system time November 30, 2004.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
     I look forward to receiving your submissions. Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
- Natalia&lt;br /&gt;
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/__|                       Recent Updates                        |__\&lt;br /&gt;
   '-------------------------------------------------------------'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    /\                      CODE UPDATES&lt;br /&gt;
   /  \     &lt;br /&gt;
  /    \    GENERAL CHANGES&lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\     o You'll now get a message when gtells are eaten by&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |         notell rooms.&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |       o Blessings from poultices will now last longer is&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |         made/used by a higher level character.&lt;br /&gt;
   |__|     &lt;br /&gt;
    /\      TYPO FIXES&lt;br /&gt;
   /  \       o The ??? hp/mana/move line will be aligned properly&lt;br /&gt;
  /    \        for animated weapons in group reporting.&lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\     o When redeeming for non-color coupons, wording changed&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |         from string to coupon.&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     &lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     &lt;br /&gt;
   |__|                   HELPFILE UPDATES&lt;br /&gt;
    /\      &lt;br /&gt;
   /  \     General Topics:&lt;br /&gt;
  /    \         WHOIS&lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\   &lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     &lt;br /&gt;
   |  |                     AREA UPDATES&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     &lt;br /&gt;
   |__|     If you want to suggest specific improvements or new&lt;br /&gt;
    /\      additions to existing areas please don't hesitate to&lt;br /&gt;
   /  \     submit them with the idea/bug/typo commands or drop&lt;br /&gt;
  /    \    mudmail to the builder currently responsible for the area&lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\   (check AREAINFO to find out!).&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     &lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     Thanks to everyone that submitted bug/typo/idea reports!&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     &lt;br /&gt;
   |__|     ARABIAN NIGHTS&lt;br /&gt;
    /\           Hopefully the last fix for the Aladdin quest. Fixes&lt;br /&gt;
   /  \          for being tripped while riding. Better prompting by&lt;br /&gt;
  /    \         Yusuf and Sabiha when using their services.&lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\   &lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     ANCIENT NAZCA&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |          Fixes for being tripped while riding or flying. Old&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |          woman now returns things you give her.&lt;br /&gt;
   |__|     &lt;br /&gt;
    /\      PICTISH COUNTRY&lt;br /&gt;
   /  \          Morgawr is now neither male nor female to avoid&lt;br /&gt;
  /    \         confusion.&lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\   &lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     WWI SOMME&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |          Wicked bayonet is now very wicked - Be careful&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |          adventuring the Somme trenches!&lt;br /&gt;
   |__|     &lt;br /&gt;
    /\      VICEROYAL PERU&lt;br /&gt;
   /  \          Some mobs should be more responsive. Various typos&lt;br /&gt;
  /    \         fixed.&lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\   &lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     CELTIC IRELAND, SHERWOOD, ST DENIS ABBEY, and TUDOR LONDON&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |          Fixes for several mobs that are supposed to use&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |          lights at night.&lt;br /&gt;
   |__|     &lt;br /&gt;
    /\      ABORIGINAL DREAMTIME, ANCIENT EGYPT, THE CRUSADES,&lt;br /&gt;
   /  \     KLEINSTADT, LEGENDS OF THE PAST, SAN FRANCISCO, and&lt;br /&gt;
  /    \    TORTUGA&lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\        Various minor bugs and typos fixed.&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     &lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     &lt;br /&gt;
   |  |                    In Progress Area Updates&lt;br /&gt;
   |__|     &lt;br /&gt;
    /\      This section is intended to share what builders are &lt;br /&gt;
   /  \     working on behind the scenes. It is not a perfect record&lt;br /&gt;
  /    \    of progress as all builders do not commit updates every &lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\   week. Badgering builders about progress gets you flogged. &lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     &lt;br /&gt;
   |  |             Nestor        Ancient Carthage&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |             Kaige         El Dorado&lt;br /&gt;
   |__|     &lt;br /&gt;
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/__|         News From the Bricks and Rubble Department          |__\&lt;br /&gt;
   '-------------------------------------------------------------'&lt;br /&gt;
         ____         &lt;br /&gt;
      .-&amp;quot; +' &amp;quot;-.      In the past month, there have been a lot of&lt;br /&gt;
     /.'.'A_'*`.\     behind the scenes clean up fixes. Snapper put&lt;br /&gt;
    |:.*'/\-\. ':|    in some new debugging code and we're finding a&lt;br /&gt;
    |:.'.||&amp;quot;|.'*:|    lot of places that we intended to work one way,&lt;br /&gt;
     \:~^~^~^~^:/     weren't because we were using the wrong check&lt;br /&gt;
      /`-....-'\      or checking the wrong affect name. So if&lt;br /&gt;
     /          \     something has suddenly shifted on you and it&lt;br /&gt;
     `-.,____,.-'     wasn't mentioned in the update notes, that's&lt;br /&gt;
                      probably what has happened.&lt;br /&gt;
                      &lt;br /&gt;
The biggest news is that the install of Carthage is looming ever&lt;br /&gt;
closer on the horizon. Nestor has been slaving over it, getting it&lt;br /&gt;
ready for everyone to explore the myriad experiences available: a bit&lt;br /&gt;
of romance, war, spies and intrigue, and even wrathful dieties. We&lt;br /&gt;
hope to finalize the install date this coming week, so stay tuned!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=&lt;br /&gt;
  _______   ____    _______&lt;br /&gt;
 /  ___  \ / __ \  /  ___  \  Logs of Q&amp;amp;A sessions are available on&lt;br /&gt;
 | /   \ | \ \/ /  | /   \ |  the the web pages for those who are&lt;br /&gt;
 | |   | |  \  /   | \___/ |  unable to attend or had to leave early.&lt;br /&gt;
 | |   | |  /  \/\ |  ___  |  The most recent ones are listed on the&lt;br /&gt;
 | | /\| | / /\  / | /   \ |  sitemap page or you can get a complete&lt;br /&gt;
 | \_\ \ | \ \/  \ | \   / |  list on the Q&amp;amp;A index page at the url&lt;br /&gt;
  \___\/_/  \__/\/ \_/   \_|  below.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
     http://www.legendmud.org/Community/lectures/QandA/QA_index.html&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Yes, there's still a backlog of them to be cleaned up (they're the&lt;br /&gt;
ones that don't have topics listed in the index) but they're posted!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                           RECENT TOPICS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 o Q&amp;amp;A Attendance?                 o Promoting Outside Mud Circles?&lt;br /&gt;
 o Fighting Stances?               o Sec_Attacks as Skill Bonus? &lt;br /&gt;
 o Fumbling Vials While Blind?     o Spirit Fight Skills/Skilltrees?&lt;br /&gt;
 o Ability to Hire Guards?         o Naval Combat/Grouped Mobs? &lt;br /&gt;
 o Better Info in Updates?         o How's PK Been This Week? &lt;br /&gt;
 o Mage of Both Schools?           o House Sharing with an Alt? &lt;br /&gt;
 o Restricted Items/Object Acts &lt;br /&gt;
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/__|  LEGENDITES: Information Regarding the People of Our World  |__\&lt;br /&gt;
   '-------------------------------------------------------------'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
              NEW GAME! LOVE! UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS! &lt;br /&gt;
                   LAUGHTER! STUFF! MORE STUFF!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do you know your significant other? I mean really know them. Could&lt;br /&gt;
you say what their favorite color is? Are they good or evil? Where do&lt;br /&gt;
they prefer to time trans? It's time for both of you to find out!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Join Lenore and Darktalon for our new game for couples! You'll be&lt;br /&gt;
asked to answer questions to test your knowledge of your husband,&lt;br /&gt;
wife, boyfriend or girlfriend, to see how solid that relationship&lt;br /&gt;
really is. When it's all over, you may end up closer, you may spend&lt;br /&gt;
the night on the couch...but whichever couples know each other the&lt;br /&gt;
best will win fabulous prizes! Check next week's LT for more details!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                      Couples only please!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
             =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                 Lillian Coming to Toronto &amp;amp; NYC&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hey all,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I, and my lovely boyfriend, will be in Toronto 6-11 Jan 2005, and New&lt;br /&gt;
York 12-15th Jan.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Any chance of a catchup/drinks/coffee/guided tour?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
hehehe&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Send me a mudmail, or msn me at DarkDarling_1@hotmail.com&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Would love to say hi coz I won't be in the US again for a long time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
love Lilian&lt;br /&gt;
**&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
               =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                          Trivia Standings&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Trivia Challenge is running once again! This 10-game series ends&lt;br /&gt;
with a final championship, after which the king or queen of Trivia&lt;br /&gt;
will be crowned. Prizes are given for each game as well as at the&lt;br /&gt;
final event, and qualification for the final showdown is based on&lt;br /&gt;
cumulative score. Even a few points each week can put you in the&lt;br /&gt;
running for the final, so come give it a try!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Join us on Sundays at 4pm -- watch events for dates. The next Trivia&lt;br /&gt;
Challenge will be this week.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Here are a few samples of last week's questions -- answers are at the end&lt;br /&gt;
of the LT:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    1) To what country did Douglas MacArthur famously &amp;quot;return&amp;quot; in&lt;br /&gt;
       1944, destroying two divisions of the Japanese Navy?&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
    2) Who wrote 'An Inquiry into the Nature and Causes of the Wealth&lt;br /&gt;
       of Nations'?&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
    3) What pioneer of the &amp;quot;New York School&amp;quot; earned the nickname&lt;br /&gt;
       &amp;quot;Jack the Dripper for his large-scale works involving buckets&lt;br /&gt;
       of paint?&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
    4) What was the first video ever played on MTV?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Our first game, on 11/7, had the following scores:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Santa-Claus                 24&lt;br /&gt;
Siachet                     10&lt;br /&gt;
Dakota                       8&lt;br /&gt;
Horror, Spanish-Flea-Delaron 3&lt;br /&gt;
Dalia, Spite, Fortuna        1&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It's time to get your name on the trivia scoreboard! Challenge the&lt;br /&gt;
fat man in the red suit for his right to sit at the top of the leader&lt;br /&gt;
board! 4pm, Sundays. Be there!&lt;br /&gt;
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  /__|                     Clan News                          |__\&lt;br /&gt;
     '--------------------------------------------------------'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
             Lords of Justice Celebrate 1st Anniversary&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On November 17th, the Lords of Justice will celebrate their one year&lt;br /&gt;
anniversary of forming. If you're interested in more information&lt;br /&gt;
about this PK clan, contact Dharma, favored daughter of soul, for&lt;br /&gt;
more details. They follow the codes of Justice from their respective&lt;br /&gt;
lands and enforce them upon evil where they find it. Congratulations!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
             =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There are currently 19 RP clans and 3 PK clans. This leaves open&lt;br /&gt;
slots for ten (10) more clans to form. For more information, read&lt;br /&gt;
HELP CLAN and see the clan information list via the CLANS command&lt;br /&gt;
while logged into the game. For a basic handbook and reference guide&lt;br /&gt;
for players interested in starting and running a clan, we recommend&lt;br /&gt;
that before you even type FORM, you visit:&lt;br /&gt;
             http://www.legendmud.org/Reference/gm.html.&lt;br /&gt;
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  /__|                     PK Front                           |__\&lt;br /&gt;
     '--------------------------------------------------------'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                       Sandra's PK Contest&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                Be sure to check the war board Monday&lt;br /&gt;
            when this past month's results will be posted!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
             =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you witness or commit any glorious or nefarious deeds, send a&lt;br /&gt;
short report to us at the LT. If you are looking for a fight,&lt;br /&gt;
recruiting, or anything else related to PKill (not necessarily PK&lt;br /&gt;
Clan related), send it in! It's free AND you'll get a prize token! Be&lt;br /&gt;
a celebrity, the envy of all your friends! Tick off your enemies or&lt;br /&gt;
just tell your side of the story! Get YOUR name up in lights! We&lt;br /&gt;
can't report it if you don't tell us!&lt;br /&gt;
              _______________________&lt;br /&gt;
             /                       \&lt;br /&gt;
        o O | Wonder what folks are   |&lt;br /&gt;
  `\|||/    | doing over at LegendMUD?|&lt;br /&gt;
   (o o)     \_______________________/&lt;br /&gt;
ooO_(_)_Ooo__________________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;
_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|___&lt;br /&gt;
__|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                    Home Is Where The Stomach Is&lt;br /&gt;
                    &lt;br /&gt;
'Don't look at me like that'.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The raven glared banefully and shifted on his talons on the stone&lt;br /&gt;
tombstone.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'And besides, it's just the graveyard around the corner...it's not&lt;br /&gt;
like we're crossing an ocean.' She turned back to digging with her&lt;br /&gt;
purple sand shovel. The move would be easier on the other end. The&lt;br /&gt;
zombies would take care of the grave digging, but for now unearthing&lt;br /&gt;
the coffin required a delicate hand. Zombies where clumsy and she&lt;br /&gt;
didn't need them slamming shovels against the old coffin.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'You'll like it better there, we both will. Our own place without&lt;br /&gt;
everyone up at all hours of the night disturbing our sleep! Without&lt;br /&gt;
the inadvertent blood stains everywhere! Without, well, without all&lt;br /&gt;
the...threats.' Yes, the threats were getting worse. The piles of&lt;br /&gt;
'vampire' ashes and garlic laced vials of blood outside the clan hall&lt;br /&gt;
were bad enough but a few days ago a vampire slaying kit was left in&lt;br /&gt;
the hall as a warning.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She wiped her brow with the back of her hand and tucked her hair&lt;br /&gt;
behind her ear, re-adjusting the dark purple flower. The plastic&lt;br /&gt;
shovel hit the top of the coffin, only a little more to go.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It's not that she was afraid. The threats were mainly anti-vampire in&lt;br /&gt;
nature and she wasn't a vampire. It was funny really, the vampires&lt;br /&gt;
mostly fed on blood donated to them and pretty much kept to&lt;br /&gt;
themselves. There are worse things out there, much worse. But the&lt;br /&gt;
threats had moved inside the hall. Somebody had tipped over the&lt;br /&gt;
canopic jar that contained her stomach and she was convinced somebody&lt;br /&gt;
read her diary. 'Intruders!' she smirked. Yes, the privacy would be a&lt;br /&gt;
welcome change.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She brushed the dirt off the old coffin and leaned down to rest her&lt;br /&gt;
cheek on the weathered wood. Her 'life' was in there, all her worldly&lt;br /&gt;
possessions. Her own place. It would mean she didn't need to keep her&lt;br /&gt;
past buried, literally. She would feel safe with her things there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Quoth, the raven, cawed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Yes I know it will be night soon, you don't have to nag.' She&lt;br /&gt;
scrambled out of the grave and shook the dirt from her skirt. The&lt;br /&gt;
others would be waking up soon and she had planned to have everything&lt;br /&gt;
moved by then.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Get coffin grave' she ordered. Two zombie Norman guards lumbered&lt;br /&gt;
down into the hole and struggled to lift the coffin out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Get tombstone.' Quoth bobbed his head and then flew off as two other&lt;br /&gt;
zombie Norman guards pulled the tombstone from the earth.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'As the raven flies...' she thought. 'I'll be home soon.'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
                    A Familiar Face Rediscovered&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you've ever encountered a traveling carnival on its final day in&lt;br /&gt;
any given location, you may well know that the process of tearing it&lt;br /&gt;
down is every bit as tumultuous and nearly as spectacular as the show&lt;br /&gt;
itself. The fairgrounds are a hectic hive of activity. Stiltsmen and&lt;br /&gt;
stagehands, trainers and tumblers, merchants and urchins and every&lt;br /&gt;
manner of human being imaginable scurry this way and that in an&lt;br /&gt;
effort to destroy, dismantle and pack away - as fast as possible -&lt;br /&gt;
any reminder of the caravan's existence save for trampled grass and&lt;br /&gt;
crushed carnival confections, and be underway to the next city. It's&lt;br /&gt;
a pageant of urgency and hard work which one can only marvel to&lt;br /&gt;
behold. There is never a moment to lose, especially not in idle&lt;br /&gt;
conversation with an outsider such as myself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
However, I found myself that day in the very unique position of&lt;br /&gt;
navigating that bustling tempest not as a spectator, but by&lt;br /&gt;
invitation. Indeed I was present on an errand that my gypsy friend&lt;br /&gt;
had given me to believe was of some especial gravity, concerning an&lt;br /&gt;
old and mutual acquaintance of ours.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
My gypsy friend embraced me as I entered his caravan and breezily&lt;br /&gt;
pecked at the air before each of my cheeks before jovially seating me&lt;br /&gt;
to share a beverage and conversation. We talked of our families,&lt;br /&gt;
which had of course grown in the ensuing years since our last&lt;br /&gt;
parting, and of idle things, before coming at last to the issue at&lt;br /&gt;
hand and the true reason for my visit. The first words spoken on this&lt;br /&gt;
matter were mine.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Where did you find him?'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Wandering aimlessly around the French countryside,' my colorful&lt;br /&gt;
friend began. 'He was in a state I would not wish upon my gravest&lt;br /&gt;
foe. Barely clothed in mere rags, penniless...muttering nonsense to&lt;br /&gt;
himself about vampires and things. He surely was not himself and I&lt;br /&gt;
need not tell you how my heart ached to see him that way.' He shook&lt;br /&gt;
his head sadly and sighed into his mug.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'I see,' I answered solemnly. 'What did you do when you found him?'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Well of course I do not lead a material life, so there was little I&lt;br /&gt;
could offer to him directly. I spoke to the manager and we were able&lt;br /&gt;
to get him a job...entertaining...patrons at Thomas Johnson's. He is&lt;br /&gt;
enthusiastic enough and everything has been going well, although...'&lt;br /&gt;
My friend swallowed hard.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I eyed him with some degree of alarm. 'Although what?'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Upon every full moon he asked to be securely fastened into the&lt;br /&gt;
strongest restraints we could find - we used the magician's escape&lt;br /&gt;
box - and to not be called upon until the following morning. During&lt;br /&gt;
those nights we could hear the most hideous yelps and howls...I&lt;br /&gt;
cannot tell you any more upon it.' He was unable to stifle a brief&lt;br /&gt;
tremble that laid bare to me some vividly remembered sensation of&lt;br /&gt;
terror.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'But then,' he continued, 'this past summer, he came to me and said,&lt;br /&gt;
'I have had enough of this curse, I want it gone. So from now on, it&lt;br /&gt;
is!' And then no more did he ask to be restrained during full moons,&lt;br /&gt;
and whatever vile transformations he must once have undergone on&lt;br /&gt;
those fell nights were indeed no more, so far as I have seen.'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Typical of him!' I laughed. I pondered what I had heard for a few&lt;br /&gt;
minutes in silence, then asked, 'If he is happy here, why do you call&lt;br /&gt;
for me? Surely not simply for a visit.'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'But that's just it...he is not happy here. Not really. The carnival&lt;br /&gt;
life is too small for him, dare I say. He is meant for bigger things.&lt;br /&gt;
But he still has few means and little to call his own. And he has&lt;br /&gt;
called for you. Come.'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The place my gypsy friend led me to was different from his own&lt;br /&gt;
caravan in every way imaginable. A cave cut into the side of a hill&lt;br /&gt;
near the fairground opened into a lonely darkness whose contents&lt;br /&gt;
spoke only of madness. The floor and walls were littered with objects&lt;br /&gt;
of the most acute curiosity, from dolls deprived of one or more of&lt;br /&gt;
their limbs, to garish and bizarre carnival posters, to fiendish&lt;br /&gt;
clown masks ...everything my squinting eyes fell upon testified to&lt;br /&gt;
the domicile of a man displaced from his wits.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Then again, what else should be expected of Chaykin Doane?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I made him out sitting rigidly upon the cave floor over to one side,&lt;br /&gt;
completely silent. I made to greet him but found myself at a loss for&lt;br /&gt;
words that could befit such a man. Presently he left me off the hook.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'You have come.'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Yes, Chaykin. It's good to see you are alive and well.' I studied&lt;br /&gt;
him a moment, his back still to me. 'I well remember the favor I owe&lt;br /&gt;
you, and our friend tells me you want me to take you back.'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Yes. I am ready now. Take me along with you and favor is repaid.'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Very well. I can't give you much; times have been hard lately and I&lt;br /&gt;
have mouths to feed. But I will do for you what I can.'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Is good.'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Suddenly, he sat bolt upright and was on his feet in a flash. He&lt;br /&gt;
strode over to me and shook my hand energetically. 'Is VERY good!'&lt;br /&gt;
With that, he bounded out of the cave entrance whistling a peppy tune&lt;br /&gt;
to himself (betraying no trace of the kind of man who must have&lt;br /&gt;
occupied this dank cave, and probably countless others like it, over&lt;br /&gt;
these mysterious missing years) and disappeared into the churning&lt;br /&gt;
swarm of carnival workers, matching their energy step for confident&lt;br /&gt;
step.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
My gypsy friend gave me a hearty grin which, under the circumstances,&lt;br /&gt;
I was powerless to keep from returning. Once, long ago, Chaykin's&lt;br /&gt;
simple but self-assured spirit had never failed to bring a smile to&lt;br /&gt;
my face, and had in fact once saved my life. In spite of all his&lt;br /&gt;
ensuing hardships, I found now that he had not changed a bit. And&lt;br /&gt;
now, the old Chaykin was coming back.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                               =-=-=-=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chaykin will no longer appear as:&lt;br /&gt;
     Short: a snarling fiend maddened by thirst&lt;br /&gt;
     Long:  Driven mad by thirst, a frenzied fiend tears a path through &lt;br /&gt;
            the area.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He will now appear as:&lt;br /&gt;
     Short: a strong-willed simpleton&lt;br /&gt;
     Long:  A silly-looking fellow shrugs and grins broadly, oblivious&lt;br /&gt;
            to life's problems.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
                          A Word from Our Sponsor&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                      Acheronian and Stygian Cruises&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As Lord Marcel previously recounted in the Tourism report for Hell,&lt;br /&gt;
there has been an increased level of interest in the nether regions.&lt;br /&gt;
And with this increased activity, there has come an increase in,&lt;br /&gt;
shall we say..., accidents and similarly ill-fated incidents. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With that in mind, the owners of A&amp;amp;S Cruises would like to remind our&lt;br /&gt;
mortal customers that this ain't no Pirates of the Caribbean ride at&lt;br /&gt;
Disney... nosiree! You must keep your hands and other assorted limbs&lt;br /&gt;
within the barges at all times. And no fishin' neither, cause Hades&lt;br /&gt;
only knows what you'll attract and we can't be held responsible for&lt;br /&gt;
your taunting of the local denizens and such.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We've also noticed that several people have assumed that like Disney&lt;br /&gt;
this is some sort of family theme park. Leave the munchkins at home!&lt;br /&gt;
We can't be responsible for little Bobby wandering off and getting&lt;br /&gt;
himself eaten. Just yesterday, we had some snivelling little brat&lt;br /&gt;
trying to dip his fingers into the lava to see if it was marinara&lt;br /&gt;
sauce or not. The damned imps certainly don't help matters, trying to&lt;br /&gt;
corrupt the innocent or at least inexperienced like that.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So if you must come, be prepared and don't think that we're overjoyed&lt;br /&gt;
to entertain you and hold your hand through the scary parts. Some say&lt;br /&gt;
that idle hands are the Devil's workshop... well down here that ain't&lt;br /&gt;
the case... the weaker and the more idle a souls is the easier to&lt;br /&gt;
corrupt and they are definitely the most fun to torture.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
            Trivia Answers: 1-The Philippines, 2-Adam Smith, &lt;br /&gt;
           3-Jackson Pollock, 4-&amp;quot;Video Killed the Radio Star&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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