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VOLUME SEVEN, ISSUE ELEVEN                                   May 21st, 2000&lt;br /&gt;
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                            TABLE OF CONTENTS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                           Calendar of Events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                             NEWS &amp;amp; REPORTS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                        1802 Alaska Installed&lt;br /&gt;
                   LegendMUD April Connection Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                              LEGENDITES&lt;br /&gt;
                            Announcements&lt;br /&gt;
                        Clan Shotokai Newsletter&lt;br /&gt;
                      From the Dead Letter Office&lt;br /&gt;
                       Destruction...and Creation&lt;br /&gt;
                         &lt;br /&gt;
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/__|                    UPCOMING CALENDAR OF EVENTS                   |__\&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
          [All times are system time unless otherwise specified]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
              &amp;lt;-&amp;gt; [-] &amp;lt;-&amp;gt; [-] &amp;lt;-&amp;gt; May &amp;lt;-&amp;gt; [-] &amp;lt;-&amp;gt; [-] &amp;lt;-&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
      Thursday, May 25 at 7:00 pm   Q &amp;amp; A in the OOC Auditorium&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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                           1802 Alaska Installed!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Our latest new area is 1802 Alaska, built by Cheyla. If you haven't had a&lt;br /&gt;
chance to visit, I encourage you to do so. A few introductory notes (also&lt;br /&gt;
accessible by typing &amp;quot;help 1802 Alaska&amp;quot; within the game) may serve to whet your&lt;br /&gt;
appetite for a tundra adventure.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In 1802, Alaska was still very wild, populated mainly by the animals and&lt;br /&gt;
native people. However, the Russians had found the animal furs to bring good&lt;br /&gt;
prices on the Asian continent and built forts and roamed the lands. The&lt;br /&gt;
Russian American Company (RAC) was the main trading force behind the Russian&lt;br /&gt;
settlements in Alaska.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Tlingit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One of the many native peoples of Alaska, the Tlingit people are a fearsome&lt;br /&gt;
bunch. Hostile towards intruders and other native tribes, they often waged&lt;br /&gt;
war against other peoples and were known to keep slaves (who made up about&lt;br /&gt;
a third of their population).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Always aware of the possibility of war, villages were built along the edge of&lt;br /&gt;
a beach, generally in sheltered coves. Village locations were chosen carefully&lt;br /&gt;
to allow the most visibilty of possible attack and the most protection. Their&lt;br /&gt;
canoes were well-suited for war, carrying 30-50 people and being built for&lt;br /&gt;
speed and stability.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Unlike most other native groups in Alaska, their houses were not built&lt;br /&gt;
partially underground. Built of sweet-smelling red cedar, their houses were&lt;br /&gt;
one form of the rare Tlingit art. Beautiful carvings adorned every carveable&lt;br /&gt;
surface. Totem poles of various types were built in front of their houses and&lt;br /&gt;
gaily painted, telling the history of the clan or person it was erected for.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Athabascans&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Athabascan people of Alaska are very protective of their hunting grounds,&lt;br /&gt;
but welcome traders with a wary eye. Traditionally very nomadic, a few&lt;br /&gt;
groups built more permanent settlements.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Living in the harshest part of Alaska where temperatures range from well below&lt;br /&gt;
freezing in the winter (-70F) to quite hot in the summer (90+F), they had to&lt;br /&gt;
adapt their houses to the weather. Winter houses were built somewhat&lt;br /&gt;
underground, like the YUPIK and INUIT houses but summer houses were more like&lt;br /&gt;
teepees, made of animal skins and brush.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Aleuts&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fairly peaceful but not strangers to warfare, the Aleut inhabit the southern&lt;br /&gt;
islands of Alaska. Treeless and windswept, the islands offer little shelter&lt;br /&gt;
from the almost-constant fog, drizzling rain, and wind. Few land animals live&lt;br /&gt;
on the islands, and the plant life is rather scarce due to poor soil. Thus,&lt;br /&gt;
the Aleut are forced to live off the wide variety of animals provided by the&lt;br /&gt;
sea.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Aleut houses were generally built on top of a hill or along an isthmus - both&lt;br /&gt;
if possible. The hill provided an excellent place to watch for danger and sea&lt;br /&gt;
animals while the isthmus provided the Aleuts with an easy way to move boats&lt;br /&gt;
to a different body of water in case of attack. Whalebones and driftwood make&lt;br /&gt;
up the structure of the Aleut huts, built partially underground and covered&lt;br /&gt;
with sod for insulation.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Yupik&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Making their homes along the rocky beaches of the central-western Alaskan&lt;br /&gt;
coast, the Yupik people are quite friendly. Traders and travellers are often&lt;br /&gt;
welcomed and fed well. Living along the inland coast, they do not rely&lt;br /&gt;
solely on the ocean for sustenance, but gather plants and hunt land animals&lt;br /&gt;
to supplement their ocean-based diet.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Much like the northern Inuit people, Yupik homes were built partially&lt;br /&gt;
underground. The frames of the huts were built of driftwood or whale bone and&lt;br /&gt;
the walls constructed of sod. The hut was accessed by a single entryway,&lt;br /&gt;
generally through a short underground tunnel to keep out the wind. The floors&lt;br /&gt;
were of stone, whalebone, or driftwood and benches for sleeping on, sitting&lt;br /&gt;
on, and working at were built around the edges of the hut. A fireplace was&lt;br /&gt;
located in the center of the hut for warmth, light, and cooking. A few&lt;br /&gt;
carefully-placed windows in the roof provided light as well as air vents.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Inuit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Living in the northernmost part of Alaska, the Inuit are a cheerful people,&lt;br /&gt;
often welcoming traders and other strangers into their settlements. Their&lt;br /&gt;
settlements are generally inland a short distance, but still close enough to&lt;br /&gt;
the ocean to easily hunt whales and seals. While not their main source of&lt;br /&gt;
sustenance, the ocean still played a large part in Inuit survival.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Much like the southern Yupik people, Inuit homes were built partially&lt;br /&gt;
underground. The frames of the huts were built of driftwood or whale bone and&lt;br /&gt;
the walls constructed of sod. The hut was accessed by a single entryway,&lt;br /&gt;
generally through a short underground tunnel to keep out the wind. The floors&lt;br /&gt;
were of stone, whalebone, or driftwood and benches for sleeping on, sitting&lt;br /&gt;
on, and working at were built around the edges of the hut. A fireplace was&lt;br /&gt;
located in the center of the hut for warmth, light, and cooking. A few&lt;br /&gt;
carefully-placed windows in the roof provided light as well as air vents.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Russian American Fort&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lured by the abundance of luxurious furs the wildlife of Alaska offered,&lt;br /&gt;
Russian trappers and traders began roaming the wilds of Alaska in the early&lt;br /&gt;
1700s. Trading settlements and forts were built on many islands and in&lt;br /&gt;
sheltered coves along the coast. Unfortunately for the Russians, the natives&lt;br /&gt;
were not happy with this enroachment into their lands and staged attacks&lt;br /&gt;
against the forts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The fort at Sitka was built in the late 1700s and declared the Russian&lt;br /&gt;
capital by Governor Aleksander Baranov. Called 'Novo Arkhangel'sk' (New&lt;br /&gt;
Archangel) by the Russians, it replaced the old captial at Kad'iak (Kodiak).&lt;br /&gt;
The Tlingits caused Aleksander many problems - burning parts of the fort,&lt;br /&gt;
killing his soldiers, and making themselves an overall nuisance.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
        &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                  LegendMUD April 2000 Connection Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                      Peak Mortal Players 61&lt;br /&gt;
                       Average Peak was 50&lt;br /&gt;
                   Peak PK Enabled Players 17&lt;br /&gt;
           Pkenabled Characters represent approximately&lt;br /&gt;
                       17% of active players.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The first two tables below show the Average Mortal Players and Average&lt;br /&gt;
PK Enabled Players connected to Legend by hour of the day as polled&lt;br /&gt;
approximately on the hour system time during the period noted above.&lt;br /&gt;
The third table shows the same averages calculated by the day of week.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
              hour  0  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9 10 11&lt;br /&gt;
              ------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;
              avg  34 31 29 30 18 16 14 14 18 19 24 22&lt;br /&gt;
              pke   5  4  5  5  3  3  3  1  3  3  3  3&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
              hour 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23&lt;br /&gt;
              ------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;
              avg  26 29 33 37 39 38 35 36 38 39 36 28&lt;br /&gt;
              pke   4  4  4  5  6  6  5  6  6  6  5  4&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
              day   MON  TUE  WED  THU  FRI  SAT  SUN&lt;br /&gt;
              ------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;
              avg    30   29   28   27   29   30   32&lt;br /&gt;
              pke     5    5    4    5    5    5    5&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
             ________________________&lt;br /&gt;
            /                        \&lt;br /&gt;
        o O | Wonder what folks are   |&lt;br /&gt;
  `\|||/    | doing over at LegendMUD?|&lt;br /&gt;
   (o o)    \________________________/&lt;br /&gt;
ooO_(_)_Ooo________________________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;
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                   &lt;br /&gt;
                              Announcements&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hannah has reached 100 million experience!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                              (*)  (*)  (*) &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Clan News:  Three new clans arose (or re-arose, as the case may be)&lt;br /&gt;
recently:  Der'Morat'Moridin, the Ministry of Darkness, and Clan Shotokai&lt;br /&gt;
Shadar Logoth was disbanded by Brynne. Clan Singapore was disbanded for low&lt;br /&gt;
membership. Legend currently has 23 RP clans and 8 PK clans.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                              (*)  (*)  (*) &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
        &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Clan Shotokai Newsletter&lt;br /&gt;
-------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;
New Edition, Number One&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
1) Clan's presentation&lt;br /&gt;
*************************&lt;br /&gt;
Fellow Legendites,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have the pleasure to let you know that the Clan Shotokai is active &lt;br /&gt;
again.  We gathered around Sensei Egami who came back from his long journey&lt;br /&gt;
in the Kyushu Mountains.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We are a RP Clan that welcomes people of Japanese roleplay. We open our&lt;br /&gt;
arms wide to any kind of people from the evil ninjas and Oni to the&lt;br /&gt;
soft-hearted Shugenja. In fact, our clan is not align-oriented at all.  We&lt;br /&gt;
could be qualified as neutral, when in fact we are just walking another&lt;br /&gt;
path of behavior. This subtlety is of course only understandable by our most&lt;br /&gt;
active members.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Right now, we also accept Gaijins, strangers that don't seem to fit our&lt;br /&gt;
roleplay scheme but that proved to be people full of pride, honor and that&lt;br /&gt;
gained a sense of sacrifice to their inner goals.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As some of you can remember, we have a system of ranks that testifies your&lt;br /&gt;
mud knowledge, sense of friendship and wisdom. Ranks are given to members&lt;br /&gt;
after a council vote and are not only due to our GM's will. This system will&lt;br /&gt;
be in fact detailed in a next newsletter.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We try to promote honor and friendship and give characters of Legend some&lt;br /&gt;
wisdom, kind of things that are more in your heart that in your score sheet.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
2) Meet our members!&lt;br /&gt;
**************************&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Egami : the Kagemusha led the Clan Shotokai many times over the past years.&lt;br /&gt;
Spiritual son to Path-Ryke, founder of the Clan, Egami is famous for his&lt;br /&gt;
battles against legendary foes such as Howard, Mordrid or Gho. Now an old&lt;br /&gt;
wise man, he came back from retirement to show us again the path of Honor.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Octagonal : Few men of earth could match Octogonal's physical power and&lt;br /&gt;
warfare. Student to the most wanted teachers of the Arts of War, Octagonal is&lt;br /&gt;
also a scholar, riddle-man and storyteller for the clan.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Plissken : A gaijin for sure, but Plissken showed that he's a trustworthy&lt;br /&gt;
companion and also an emerit bowman.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sitalz : a grand Shugenja who masters the kami of Air and Earth, calling for&lt;br /&gt;
himself their assistance. If you meet him, don't hesitate to ask him for&lt;br /&gt;
tricks, books or incantations, because he's probably one of the most&lt;br /&gt;
competent mage around.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kuthuman : Here's our bushi. Kuthuman is still a young warrior in training&lt;br /&gt;
but his knowledge of weapons surely testifies of his past incarnations.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Obscurus : The messenger, darker than darkness, Obscurus only gets out of our&lt;br /&gt;
Kyuden when the night offers him his cloak of stars. Never seen or when its&lt;br /&gt;
too late, Obscurus often deposits war statements or peace treaties to our&lt;br /&gt;
opponents, risking his life behind the enemy lines.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ronin : Masterless, Ronin swore to avenge his Daimyo and will roam&lt;br /&gt;
endlessly until his goal is achieved. Ronin met Master Murakami many years&lt;br /&gt;
ago and promised to help the Clan Shotokai until he recovered his inner&lt;br /&gt;
peace.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rictor : a most honorable samurai, Rictor pledged many allegiances as a man&lt;br /&gt;
of honor but his heart led him back to the Shotokai where he is one of our&lt;br /&gt;
few 2nd Dan ranked members.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sundance : the knight of Avalon came back to our lands as he was bodyguarding&lt;br /&gt;
Egami in the mountains. He changed his mind lots about the conception of&lt;br /&gt;
honor and decided to join our ranks. Be sure to ask him anything if you cross&lt;br /&gt;
his road, because Sundance would just die for you if you needed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Martyr : few of you don't know about the Official tank of Legendmud.&lt;br /&gt;
Ise-zumi, man of knowledge. Be sure to meet him and ask him why the world is&lt;br /&gt;
here and for how long.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
3) Join our ranks!&lt;br /&gt;
********************&lt;br /&gt;
We have some free spots! Join us!&lt;br /&gt;
Please send me a mudmail with a dozen lines proposal including:&lt;br /&gt;
- Why you want to join us&lt;br /&gt;
- What you'd do for the clan if you were a member.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
4) Services&lt;br /&gt;
*************&lt;br /&gt;
We will soon propose services like:&lt;br /&gt;
- Tough eq gathering&lt;br /&gt;
- Rudh leading (join Octogonal, Martyr and Egami)&lt;br /&gt;
- Quest info etc..&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Each service will be dealt on a individual basis, often free of charge,&lt;br /&gt;
but it really depends...on you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 - Saga Yashiden, Shotokai Shugenja and Clan's attendant.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Last Note : We have nothing to deal with DBZ and Pokemons (Don't laugh, I've&lt;br /&gt;
been asked.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
        &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                       From the Dead Letter Office&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A tattered scroll with a very incomplete address was found by the LT staff&lt;br /&gt;
on their doorstep this morning. Its contents are printed here in hope&lt;br /&gt;
that the  intended recipient may recognize its content and claim the&lt;br /&gt;
scroll, and preferably soon we hope, as the office carpet is now covered&lt;br /&gt;
with soot!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(outside)&lt;br /&gt;
Marcel Alexander&lt;br /&gt;
7th Circle of Hell and/or Way Up There&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(inside)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Dear Marcel,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I fear that I must cancel our lunch date. I apologize for the short notice,&lt;br /&gt;
but really, there was nothing that I could do.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It began when I was out shopping with Fred yesterday morning. I was selecting&lt;br /&gt;
new draperies for the living room, and they were dreadfully heavy, and the&lt;br /&gt;
shop didn't deliver, and Fred looked awfully tired, so I said &amp;quot;Home, Fred,&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
so that we could drop off the draperies before moving o n to the carpets. Only&lt;br /&gt;
he got confused.  Instead of going to MY home, he went to HIS home, which is&lt;br /&gt;
Hell as you well ought to know know.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And the deucedly awkward thing was that Fred couldn't get back out of Hell&lt;br /&gt;
with yours truly in tow unless he got officially summoned again. And I had&lt;br /&gt;
accidentally left the crystal orb that I had been using to ring him. Well,&lt;br /&gt;
not quite accidentally. I had left it because it was too heavy and I wanted&lt;br /&gt;
my hands free for the draperies.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fred kindly offered to put me up for the night at his lovely ranch style&lt;br /&gt;
house in the 3rd circle suburbs, but when we tried to take the main freeway,&lt;br /&gt;
it was blocked with construction, so we had to take several detours,&lt;br /&gt;
whereupon Fred  got completely lost. We were wandering in this rather nice&lt;br /&gt;
looking bit, with all kinds of lovely stonework, when I suddenly realized why&lt;br /&gt;
the stonework looked so familiar.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It was Babylonian. Very nice Babylonian too, the sort that you see in&lt;br /&gt;
temples.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Now, I don't remember very much about my past (thanks to a certain person's&lt;br /&gt;
unlabeled Bottle of Lethe), but I did get the very strong feeling that we&lt;br /&gt;
probably shouldn't dwaddle about. But then Fred tripped over one of the bits&lt;br /&gt;
of stonework, which caused a small earthquake, and suddenly they were all&lt;br /&gt;
around us, Asarti, Marduk, and all the rest, so divine and terribly stern&lt;br /&gt;
despite the silly horns on their heads. I thought they were going to let us&lt;br /&gt;
off with a stiff warning until one of them peered closely at me and started&lt;br /&gt;
ranting about Uppity Priestesses and the Young Who Do Not Know Their Duty.&lt;br /&gt;
And I began to remember precisely WHY the general atmosphere felt so very&lt;br /&gt;
Unhealthy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Apparently, they are still in a snit for my slightly abrupt departure from&lt;br /&gt;
their service a few thousand years ago. Really, I didn't think they'd care,&lt;br /&gt;
especially since I wasn't exactly cut out to be High Priestess material.&lt;br /&gt;
Especially after I accidentally spilled the hot oil on Marduk's divine lap!&lt;br /&gt;
Gods know, they had thousands of priestesses. Why should they care about one&lt;br /&gt;
small ME?!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But they did. Or maybe they didn't exactly but were just really really bored.&lt;br /&gt;
I imagine that it's frightfully dull to be a former Babylonian deity stuck in&lt;br /&gt;
hell and forced to wear horns on your head all day long...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So the upshot is that I can't possibly make our lunch date because they have&lt;br /&gt;
locked me in some kind of cell. And they are ranting on about all sorts of&lt;br /&gt;
Appropriate Punishments for Wayward Priestesses. I'm not at all convinced&lt;br /&gt;
that they'll actually get around to DOING anything but the situation is&lt;br /&gt;
rapidly deteriorating.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You simply MUST get me out of here! I don't care how. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Now. Immediately. Perfunctionarly. Please.........&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(at this point, the scroll appears to have suffered water damage and is&lt;br /&gt;
largely illegible for several lines)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
....quite desp..ate....Fred ...free..hope...letter...reaches you....too&lt;br /&gt;
late...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
- Mitra ...gami&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
        &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &amp;lt;-I-&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                        Destruction...and Creation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    I think I've gone insane.  I must be insane.  Let me just start from the &lt;br /&gt;
beginning - from the present. World War II will end soon - at least we think. &lt;br /&gt;
 My name is Dr. Pearson Nukem, and I am a nuclear physicist working to build &lt;br /&gt;
nuclear weapons for the United States.  At least I used to.  Honestly, when I &lt;br /&gt;
took the job I never really imagined that A) we would create a workable &lt;br /&gt;
weapon, and B) that we might actually use it.  The guilt of having been &lt;br /&gt;
involved in the creation a such a horrible means of destruction was &lt;br /&gt;
destroying me from within.  &amp;quot;I am become death, the destroyer of worlds,&amp;quot; as &lt;br /&gt;
Oppenheimer said.  I hadn't slept, bathed, or eaten much of anything for 3 or &lt;br /&gt;
so days, and my colleagues were worrying.  Of course, those heartless brains &lt;br /&gt;
weren't worried about me, they were worried that someone with my level of &lt;br /&gt;
security access was losing it.  And I was.  After we build the first two &lt;br /&gt;
bombs, &amp;quot;Little Boy&amp;quot; and  &amp;quot;Fat Man&amp;quot;, a third was scheduled for construction &lt;br /&gt;
immediately.  &lt;br /&gt;
    Almost on instinct, I drove to the laboratory early in the morning, walked &lt;br /&gt;
in and walked out with a several rods of plutonium (used as &amp;quot;sparkplugs&amp;quot; in &lt;br /&gt;
getting the whole nuclear reaction going). I knew they'd just make more, &lt;br /&gt;
but I was hoping to set them back a while, at least until the war had &lt;br /&gt;
hopefully ended.  Now I knew I had to run, and run I did.  I got on the first &lt;br /&gt;
boat out of the country - a freighter destined for Casablanca.  I boarded &lt;br /&gt;
with my precious cargo, but being suspicious of such a disheveled, and in the &lt;br /&gt;
captain's own words &amp;quot;maniacal&amp;quot;, looking man, they seized the case of &lt;br /&gt;
plutonium.  Just before they barged in, for some reason, I was inspecting the &lt;br /&gt;
rods myself (a head count, of sorts).  When they entered the room and took &lt;br /&gt;
the box, I was left holding a single rod.  Of course, I ran down the hallway &lt;br /&gt;
after them, but they wouldn't hear it from a man who looked and acted like I &lt;br /&gt;
did.  In fact, they were so suspicious of me (and not knowing what the rods &lt;br /&gt;
were), they just sealed up the container (fortunately) and threw the whole &lt;br /&gt;
thing overboard.  I can only pray that the seal was not compromised in any &lt;br /&gt;
way - the container was designed to handle substantial pressure (hopefully as &lt;br /&gt;
much as the ocean will put on it).  Arriving in Casablanca, lost, and still &lt;br /&gt;
without my full mental resources, I wandered around for days it seemed.  I'm &lt;br /&gt;
not sure how, or why, as those days seem plagued by selective amnesia, but I &lt;br /&gt;
ended up at an oasis.  I collapsed just close enough to get a drink, but &lt;br /&gt;
passed out soon enough.  &lt;br /&gt;
    When I came to I was in what the natives tell me is Agrabah, and based &lt;br /&gt;
upon all the evidence I have before me, I can only say that this is no longer &lt;br /&gt;
1945.  So, I am no longer in the present.  Either I AM crazy, and have &lt;br /&gt;
created this alternate reality to escape from my own nightmarish one, or I &lt;br /&gt;
really am in ancient Agrabah (impossible).  So I've lost it, but in either &lt;br /&gt;
case, I've got one of the few rods of plutonium-239 around, and I'll die &lt;br /&gt;
keeping it out of the wrong hands.  May God have mercy on all our souls...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nukem (a maniacal physicist)  &lt;br /&gt;
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