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                           TABLE OF CONTENTS&lt;br /&gt;
                           The Editor's Note&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                         NEWS, REPORTS, UPDATES&lt;br /&gt;
                           Calendar of Events&lt;br /&gt;
                       March Madness Tinyplot Today&lt;br /&gt;
                             Recent Updates&lt;br /&gt;
                           Recent Q&amp;amp;A Topics&lt;br /&gt;
                        Problems When Appending?&lt;br /&gt;
                       &lt;br /&gt;
                              LEGENDITES&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                               Clan News&lt;br /&gt;
                          New PK Clan Forming&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                              The PK Front&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
              To Whom It May Concern by a Hopeless Romantic&lt;br /&gt;
                         On The Road With Bass&lt;br /&gt;
                      The Story of an Unpaid Debt&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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/__|                      The Editor's Note                          |__\&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
Sorry for any inconvenience the downtime Friday afternoon and evening&lt;br /&gt;
caused. The mud machine itself crashed hard after being up for a little&lt;br /&gt;
over a year. Not surprising it finally went on strike.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Several people have questioned why the immortals are so secretive about&lt;br /&gt;
what is in the works. Most of the time, it's not a sneaky or evil intent&lt;br /&gt;
on our part but rather just seems that way because we have ideas of what&lt;br /&gt;
we'd like to do, but the details haven't been worked out or are likely to&lt;br /&gt;
change by the time the ideas are implemented. And as we've seen with&lt;br /&gt;
skill trees, if you give out too many details too soon, you get ridiculed&lt;br /&gt;
for it when it doesn't happen soon enough. Or we get complaints about how&lt;br /&gt;
it isn't like we said it would be.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Recently, I've been trying to include things in the Current Updates&lt;br /&gt;
section (at least codewise) that have been fairly well discussed by the&lt;br /&gt;
immorts and are likely to go into the running code in the next week or&lt;br /&gt;
two. I hope this helps you be able not only look forward to changes and&lt;br /&gt;
how they will affect your characters, but be able to form questions to&lt;br /&gt;
bring to Q&amp;amp;A on Thursdays, or send in via the Q&amp;amp;A channel while you're&lt;br /&gt;
online.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Area changes are not so easy to predict because the code is packaged up&lt;br /&gt;
and stamped for a &amp;quot;install date&amp;quot; about a week in advance and areas aren't&lt;br /&gt;
with some of the updates being made at the last minute for some problem&lt;br /&gt;
that wasn't found before Monday (the day builders get new bugs sent to&lt;br /&gt;
them from the log files). Also, I can't easily tell you everything that&lt;br /&gt;
the in progress areas have seen added each week. As with installed areas,&lt;br /&gt;
I can only work with the messages that the builders put in when they&lt;br /&gt;
commit each update. Some of those messages have very little detail that&lt;br /&gt;
wouldn't provide more info than &amp;quot;They're working on it&amp;quot; while others are&lt;br /&gt;
so full of detail that a short summary would be impossible.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm not sure where the middle ground here is, but it's something I've&lt;br /&gt;
been thinking about and want to address, if possible, because I know you&lt;br /&gt;
guys are eager for new content and features and have no way of seeing&lt;br /&gt;
where progress is being made until it hits the running mud.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Have a great week!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-Kaige&lt;br /&gt;
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          [All times are system time unless otherwise specified]&lt;br /&gt;
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                      MARCH                     APRIL&lt;br /&gt;
              Su Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa      Su Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa&lt;br /&gt;
                                 1             1  2  3  4  5&lt;br /&gt;
               2  3  4  5  6  7  8       6  7  8  9 10 11 12&lt;br /&gt;
               9 10 11 12 13 14 15      13 14 15 16 17 18 19&lt;br /&gt;
              16 17 18 19 20 21 22      20 21 22 23 24 25 26&lt;br /&gt;
              23 24 25 26 27 28 29      27 28 29 30&lt;br /&gt;
              30 31                           &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Saturday,  March     22nd      2:00 pm      March Madness Tinyplot&lt;br /&gt;
Thursday,  March     27th      7:00 pm      Q &amp;amp; A in the OOC Auditorium&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
NOTE: Sandra's PK Tourney has been postponed until she has time to run one.&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
Coming in April....&lt;br /&gt;
- Easter!&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
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     /__|               March Madness Tinyplot                   |__\&lt;br /&gt;
        '--------------------------------------------------------'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Flowers are bursting up out of the ground, birds are building nests, and&lt;br /&gt;
the smell of growth is everywhere. But...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There's something in the air ... something ELSE. And in consequence, a&lt;br /&gt;
strange malady is spreading through the realm. What's the cause? What&lt;br /&gt;
should be done with those affected? Is there a cure?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Join us on Saturday afternoon at 2pm for the March Madness Tinyplot.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This one is rather free form -- I'll give you a starting point and&lt;br /&gt;
supportive interactions from mobs, but the story is yours to tell. Bring&lt;br /&gt;
your ideas -- and your hidden agendas! :-)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-LadyAce&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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    /\                         CODE UPDATES&lt;br /&gt;
   /  \     &lt;br /&gt;
  /    \    BUG FIXES:&lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\     o Fountains that cannot be moved won't count against&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |         housing costs.&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |       o Furniture type items that cannot be moved cannot be used&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |         as containers in inventory. (Tannenbaums are a good&lt;br /&gt;
   |__|         example of this) Once you drop them they can be used&lt;br /&gt;
    /\          normally, so find a good home for them now.&lt;br /&gt;
   /  \       o Cure plague now checks ownership on incinerated items.&lt;br /&gt;
  /    \      o More fixes for vehicles (i.e. cart in the Tara stable).&lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\   &lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     UPCOMING (no date set yet and details may be incomplete)&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |       o Changes to dip, where it becomes part of the poisoning&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |         skill and will be learnable only by Limans. Taint will&lt;br /&gt;
   |__|         only work on single arrows, but effects on the arrow are&lt;br /&gt;
    /\          permanent until you use it. There will also be at least&lt;br /&gt;
   /  \         one mob available to taint things in the future.&lt;br /&gt;
  /    \      o Inspire/incite will also be learnable only by Limans&lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\       (yes, we will be offering some skill/practice reimbs, &lt;br /&gt;
   |  |         but haven't decided on what all yet).&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     &lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     &lt;br /&gt;
   |__|                        HELP FILE UPDATES&lt;br /&gt;
    /\      &lt;br /&gt;
   /  \     General Topics:&lt;br /&gt;
  /    \         JARGON, SPIRIT&lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\   &lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     &lt;br /&gt;
   |  |                           AREA UPDATES&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     &lt;br /&gt;
   |__|     If you want to suggest specific improvements or new additions&lt;br /&gt;
    /\      to existing areas please don't hesitate to submit them with     &lt;br /&gt;
   /  \     the idea/bug/typo commands or drop mudmail to the builder&lt;br /&gt;
  /    \    currently responsible for the area (use AREAINFO to find out!)&lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\   &lt;br /&gt;
   |  |          There are some additions to the OOC Coffee Shop menu.&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     &lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     LEGENDS OF THE PAST&lt;br /&gt;
   |__|          Should fix Crowe's speed bashing problem.&lt;br /&gt;
    /\      &lt;br /&gt;
   /  \     1802 ALASKA&lt;br /&gt;
  /    \         The 10-legged bear has some new tactics, is a bit more&lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\        aggressive than it was and a little smarter. More&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |          caution should be used than was previously necessary.&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |          Various minor bugs and typos fixed.&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     &lt;br /&gt;
   |__|     ARABIAN NIGHTS&lt;br /&gt;
    /\           Fix for Yusuf and using his leeches.&lt;br /&gt;
   /  \     &lt;br /&gt;
  /    \    AZTECS&lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\        Painters fixed.&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     &lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     BEOWULF&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |          FORAGE and FISHING sections.&lt;br /&gt;
   |__|     &lt;br /&gt;
    /\      CELTIC IRELAND&lt;br /&gt;
   /  \          Following Herne bug fixed. Various bugs and typos fixed.&lt;br /&gt;
  /    \    &lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\   HOSPITALLER MALTA&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |          Players occasionally hit by random cannon shot. Various&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |          minor bugs and typos fixed.&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     &lt;br /&gt;
   |__|     SEONI JUNGLE&lt;br /&gt;
    /\           Some new mobs and FISHING section added.&lt;br /&gt;
   /  \     &lt;br /&gt;
  /    \    FRENCH INDIAN WAR, PICTISH COUNTRY, PORT OF LONDON, SAN&lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\   FRANCISCO, SAVANNA and ZANZIBAR, and SHERWOOD&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |          Various minor bugs and typos fixed.&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     &lt;br /&gt;
   |  |                    In Progress Area Updates&lt;br /&gt;
   |__|     &lt;br /&gt;
    /\      This section is intended to share what builders are working&lt;br /&gt;
   /  \     on behind the scenes. It is not a perfect record of progress&lt;br /&gt;
  /    \    as all builders do not commit updates every week. Badgering&lt;br /&gt;
 /_    _\   builders about their progress will get you flogged. &lt;br /&gt;
   |  |     &lt;br /&gt;
   |  |             Kae           Larderello (Dante's Hell)&lt;br /&gt;
   |  |             LadyAce       Kleinstadt (Update)&lt;br /&gt;
   |__|             Piccolo       Ming Dynasty China&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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 | |   | |  \  /   | \___/ |  or had to leave early. The most recent ones&lt;br /&gt;
 | |   | |  /  \/\ |  ___  |  are listed on the sitemap page or you can&lt;br /&gt;
 | | /\| | / /\  / | /   \ |  get a complete list on the Q&amp;amp;A index page&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
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                                RECENT TOPICS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 o Paralyze Spell for Mages?         o Mages to Lose Expert Fight Skills?&lt;br /&gt;
 o Will Taint Mob Be Limited Use?    o How Many Spellbooks Available?&lt;br /&gt;
 o Bug Vs Feature?                   o Inspire: Weaken Mages/Boost Limans?&lt;br /&gt;
 o New Spells Planned?               o Fix for Soloing Group Areas?&lt;br /&gt;
 o Object Affects and Going OOC?     o Is Inspire only Bard Skill Moving?&lt;br /&gt;
 o Twohanded Weapon Improvements?    o Why Not Taint for London?&lt;br /&gt;
 o Rewording Strings?                o Reimbs for Inspire?&lt;br /&gt;
 o Higher Spirit Reqs for Augment?   o Alignment Requirement for Taint?&lt;br /&gt;
 o Turn Undead/Protection from Evil? o General Suggestions/Questions&lt;br /&gt;
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     /__|              Problems When Appending?                  |__\&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
I've noticed a LOT of people have been having issues when appending to&lt;br /&gt;
board posts and making mistakes and going back to correct them. We don't&lt;br /&gt;
have a code fix for this at the moment, but here's a few things you can&lt;br /&gt;
do to help with the problem:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
- When appending and you want to go back and fix a mistake, use the&lt;br /&gt;
  option for backing up a line at a time @^  DO NOT go back past the&lt;br /&gt;
  first three lines that make up the header info for your append. This&lt;br /&gt;
  is what happens when you use the restart option @@ in an append.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
- Try to avoid starting a post off with something in **s. This&lt;br /&gt;
  really confuses the code and makes things uglier when you've&lt;br /&gt;
  combined this with the above. =)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
- Turn off triggers and aliases before posting. it certainly makes&lt;br /&gt;
  it easier for everyone to read your post and get your point more&lt;br /&gt;
  easily. Speedwalk aliases are really ugly. =)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hope that helps some!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-Kaige&lt;br /&gt;
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                          New PK Clan Forming&lt;br /&gt;
                          &lt;br /&gt;
Cause we never have enough clans right? Well basically this clan is going&lt;br /&gt;
to be a farce to enable grendel and infernal jumping with a phoney RP of&lt;br /&gt;
goodguys. Since I can't curb my bloodlust long enough to act nice or&lt;br /&gt;
honorable, probably crazy religious zealots of some kind....more details&lt;br /&gt;
to come as I think of them. I just thought it would be nice to have a&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;good&amp;quot; clan that actually fights instead of the good clans we currently&lt;br /&gt;
have of which maybe 2 members are active anyways....and to forestall&lt;br /&gt;
every knight appending here screaming they are active, I mean junkie&lt;br /&gt;
active, I mean every day or damn near every day for 4 hours or more. the&lt;br /&gt;
closest is lawrence who I see a lot...next would be robar...and those are&lt;br /&gt;
the only knights I know of, shows how much the others log in. Anyways i'm&lt;br /&gt;
losing the meaning for this post and I should probably delete it and&lt;br /&gt;
start over, but I love taunting knights too much so I wont.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So all you infernals and grendels start leveling up alts to join so you&lt;br /&gt;
can jump your grendel clanmates with alts.(not much different from how&lt;br /&gt;
it is now, but you would get a clan channel!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Onizuka&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
There are currently 16 RP clans and 9 PK clans. This leaves open slots&lt;br /&gt;
for seven (7) more clans to form. For more information, read HELP CLAN and&lt;br /&gt;
see the clan information list via the CLANS command while logged into the&lt;br /&gt;
game. For a basic handbook and reference guide for players interested in&lt;br /&gt;
starting and running a clan, we recommend that before you even type FORM,&lt;br /&gt;
you visit: http://www.legendmud.org/Reference/gm.html.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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     /__|                    The PK Front                        |__\&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
Half the Grendels were seen out on the battle fields this past week.&lt;br /&gt;
Most of the other PK clans had one or two members out participating in&lt;br /&gt;
the cautious field as they felt their way around the wimpy changes. The&lt;br /&gt;
Syndicate, Hermetic Order, IRA and the School of Hard Knocks (which is&lt;br /&gt;
in danger of being closed down for poor attendance and lack of staffing&lt;br /&gt;
chose to sit this week out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
               =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the past week there were 28 pkill-related deaths involving 23&lt;br /&gt;
different characters. Of those 23 characters, 8 of them were accept all&lt;br /&gt;
at the time. So come on, let's get YOUR name up in lights! We can't&lt;br /&gt;
report on it if you don't tell us about it!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you have you witnessed or committed any glorious or nefarious deeds,&lt;br /&gt;
send a short report to us at the LT. If you are looking for a fight,&lt;br /&gt;
recruiting, or anything else related to PK (not necessarily PK Clan&lt;br /&gt;
related), send it in! It's free AND you'll get a prize token! Be a&lt;br /&gt;
celebrity, the envy of all your friends! Tick off your enemies or just&lt;br /&gt;
tell your side of the story! The possibilities are endless -- act today!!&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
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             /                       \&lt;br /&gt;
        o O | Wonder what folks are   |&lt;br /&gt;
  `\|||/    | doing over at LegendMUD?|&lt;br /&gt;
   (o o)     \_______________________/&lt;br /&gt;
ooO_(_)_Ooo________________________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;
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              To Whom It May Concern by a Hopeless Romantic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                      Start, Somewhere&lt;br /&gt;
                      He here&lt;br /&gt;
                      She there&lt;br /&gt;
                      She leans in close&lt;br /&gt;
                      he touches her hair&lt;br /&gt;
                      there is no danger, no beware&lt;br /&gt;
                      his eyes lock in hers&lt;br /&gt;
                      the eternal stare&lt;br /&gt;
                      he loves her deeply&lt;br /&gt;
                      he tells her this&lt;br /&gt;
                      words spoken in stardust&lt;br /&gt;
                      like making a wish&lt;br /&gt;
                      gently he takes her hand&lt;br /&gt;
                      soft music plays&lt;br /&gt;
                      the lonely heart band&lt;br /&gt;
                      they set their love adrift&lt;br /&gt;
                      lost in endless bliss&lt;br /&gt;
                      Wars come to peace&lt;br /&gt;
                      their love blazes hot&lt;br /&gt;
                      just like white heat&lt;br /&gt;
                      people worldwide rejoice&lt;br /&gt;
                      and given the choice&lt;br /&gt;
                      to do it again&lt;br /&gt;
                      they both believe&lt;br /&gt;
                      there could be no better, end.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                 Romanti C Utopea,&lt;br /&gt;
                    Visionary, [SNA] freedom fighters&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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                        On The Road With Bass&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Being a working musician, I spend a great deal of time on the road. Many&lt;br /&gt;
people know that I started as a panhandling street performer and worked&lt;br /&gt;
my way up to international recording artist and that in my travels I have&lt;br /&gt;
slept everywhere from broken down vans to five star hotels ( both of&lt;br /&gt;
which I have trashed ). I have also eaten everything from Catsup Soup to&lt;br /&gt;
Lobster Thermador ( both of which are edible depending on the severity of&lt;br /&gt;
you munchies ).  These people are always asking me where they can stay&lt;br /&gt;
and where the best food and entertainment are for their particular&lt;br /&gt;
budget. This is very annoying to me and takes a up lot of time that I&lt;br /&gt;
could better spend composing hit songs or working on my impressive hickey&lt;br /&gt;
collection. I have decided to dedicate a small amount of my hangover&lt;br /&gt;
recovery time to writing down a travel journal which I will share with&lt;br /&gt;
the readers of the LT so that maybe I can get back to the skirt chasing I&lt;br /&gt;
so dearly love.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Each week, if I am not in love or jail, I will try to bring you an expose&lt;br /&gt;
on the best and worst that certain travel destinations have to offer. I&lt;br /&gt;
hope you will find my experiences both enlightening and entertaining or&lt;br /&gt;
at the very least, useful to line the bird cage.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When my agent told me I had gig in London I was overjoyed. The Beatles,&lt;br /&gt;
Zepplin, Clapton, The Clash, and Sid Vicious all started here or near. I&lt;br /&gt;
had visions of being knighted along with Paul McCartney and Elton John. I&lt;br /&gt;
thought of Live Aid and meeting Pink Floyd. Instead I got Sad Johns&lt;br /&gt;
Tavern, where the ale is warm and the women are cold.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As soon as I arrived in the port town I was accosted by rats and pigeons.&lt;br /&gt;
The streets are filled with dirty children and badly driven carts.&lt;br /&gt;
Although sailors usually have nifty tattoos and are fun to drink with,&lt;br /&gt;
the sailors here all seem to be obsessed with finding wenches with very&lt;br /&gt;
low standards. I actually saw a merchant kill himself, this place is so&lt;br /&gt;
bad. There also seems to be a lot of unnecessary yelling from the&lt;br /&gt;
bootblacks who hang around the place.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The food is great as long as you hate variety and love fish and chips.&lt;br /&gt;
Everywhere I went only sold fish and chips, fish and chips. After only a&lt;br /&gt;
couple meals I was actually looking forward to some seaweed pudding. My&lt;br /&gt;
advice is to smuggle food with you if traveling here. You can't even get&lt;br /&gt;
a cup of tea in this town.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The place I stayed was a dingy little inn called the Jolly Beggar. I am&lt;br /&gt;
not sure what the Jolly part was all about but, I was doing some begging.&lt;br /&gt;
Begging for a shower, a broom, a clean sheet and a shot of penicillin. I&lt;br /&gt;
did like the wallpaper though.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The place I performed was a little place called Sad John's Tavern. It is&lt;br /&gt;
the only entertaining place in town and I am shocked it is not more&lt;br /&gt;
popular. They have decent whiskey and the table graffiti is worth the&lt;br /&gt;
initial scare you get upon entering. I do recommend being armed and&lt;br /&gt;
having a friend to watch your back.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In conclusion, I would have to say that, with the exception of a few&lt;br /&gt;
decent places to shop, the Port of London is much like rap metal,&lt;br /&gt;
excruciatingly painful in large doses. It is also my opinion that the so&lt;br /&gt;
called British invasion was really just a bunch of musicians fleeing so&lt;br /&gt;
they could get some decent food. Until next time, keep the dial on ten.&lt;br /&gt;
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                    The Story of an Unpaid Debt&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ramirez leaves the Panuccis Pizzeria after a long hard days work. After&lt;br /&gt;
locking the door he smiles and says to himself &amp;quot;Boy, that was a hard day&lt;br /&gt;
- but it was honest&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As he dries the sweat of the forehead, while thinking about all the&lt;br /&gt;
annoying customers with the - I'm right, you're wrong attitude, he sees a&lt;br /&gt;
black mercedes screeching down the street stopping next to him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ramirez has seen that mercedes before, but no it couldn't be, they'd&lt;br /&gt;
settled this a long time ago - or so he thought?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As expected, the vehicle belongs to no less than &amp;quot;The Sandman&amp;quot;, a&lt;br /&gt;
cold-hearted killer of the feared Syndicate - Ramirez' old job was as a&lt;br /&gt;
hitman for this &amp;quot;firm&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As Giovoni &amp;quot;The Sandman&amp;quot; Santiago steps out of the car with a&lt;br /&gt;
cold-vicious look in his eyes, a thought of seeing this goes through&lt;br /&gt;
Ramirez's mind. He has seen the look in his eyes before almost as when he&lt;br /&gt;
was about to cold heartedly kill somebody. But no it couldn't be!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In a yet frightened voice Ramirez says, 'Sandman!?!? What are you doing&lt;br /&gt;
here? Isn't it a bit late for a pizza ?'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Giovoni &amp;quot;The Sandman&amp;quot; Santiago says while glancing around for witnesses,&lt;br /&gt;
'Time to pay up...'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He was never the big talker, but he always got the job done no matter&lt;br /&gt;
what the expense was.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ramirez says still not getting the point, 'The Syndicate thing? But I&lt;br /&gt;
thought that was over? I got caught for pulling a job and got 5 years in&lt;br /&gt;
the slammer...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ramirez adds sounding proud, &amp;quot;I think I've paid my dept to society.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Giovoni &amp;quot;The Sandman&amp;quot; Santiago says while shaking his head a little, 'Not&lt;br /&gt;
to me yous haven''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A bit cocky Ramirez says, 'What are you going to do about it?'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But Ramirez was soon to learn that you don't just mess around with the&lt;br /&gt;
mob.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Giovoni &amp;quot;The Sandman&amp;quot; Santiago, trying to remove that smile from&lt;br /&gt;
Ramirez's face, says, 'You knew coming in what would happen.. now its&lt;br /&gt;
time it did'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With a slight sign of fear in his face, Ramirez says, 'But I haven't...!'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Without further notice or anything, Giovoni &amp;quot;The Sandman&amp;quot; Santiago cracks&lt;br /&gt;
Ramirez in the head with full force, with the blunt grip of his pistol.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He hits him so fast, there is never a real look of fear on Ramirez face&lt;br /&gt;
- but that's how he works he's fast and cold-hearted.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Shocked and now hurt, Ramirez falls to the ground making a loud sound.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Giovoni &amp;quot;The Sandman&amp;quot; Santiago spits subtly on the ground.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Without a trace of guilt - like a true killer, Giovoni &amp;quot;The Sandman&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Santiago says, 'Now you just another example...'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While straightening his jacket, Giovoni &amp;quot;The Sandman&amp;quot; Santiago says,&lt;br /&gt;
'Don' ever cross the Syndicate...'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Like nothing had ever happened Giovoni &amp;quot;The Sandman&amp;quot; Santiago jumps into&lt;br /&gt;
his Black Mercedes and screeches away.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A moment later a little girl runs around smiling, while her parents walk&lt;br /&gt;
behind her - all on their on their way home from a happy joyful family&lt;br /&gt;
dinner.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Mommy, tis is that?&amp;quot; the frightened girl says pointing at Ramirez, just&lt;br /&gt;
lying there, most likely not remembering a thing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Now running a bit, the parents rush over to the frightened little girl.&lt;br /&gt;
The father says, 'He's alive we better get him some medical attention, he&lt;br /&gt;
seems to have taken a very serious blow to the head.'&lt;br /&gt;
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                   Is this the end of Panuccis Pizza?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                         To be to be continued!&lt;br /&gt;
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