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VOLUME THREE, ISSUE EIGHTEEN                                December 16, 1996&lt;br /&gt;
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                        DEPARTMENTAL NEWS AND UPDATES&lt;br /&gt;
                                    Coding&lt;br /&gt;
                                   Building&lt;br /&gt;
                               Player Relations&lt;br /&gt;
                                Administration&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                                   ARTICLES&lt;br /&gt;
                          What is Role-Playing Anyway?&lt;br /&gt;
                         What Is My Character Thinking?&lt;br /&gt;
                          &lt;br /&gt;
                                 SOCIAL EVENTS&lt;br /&gt;
                         The Legendary Times Personals&lt;br /&gt;
                                The Scarlet Note&lt;br /&gt;
                          How To Settle a Murder Case&lt;br /&gt;
                               Famous Last Words&lt;br /&gt;
                            A Disturbing Revelation&lt;br /&gt;
                               &lt;br /&gt;
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-&lt;br /&gt;
Famous historical, literary, fictional, and contemporary figures answer the&lt;br /&gt;
question:  &amp;quot;Why did the chicken cross the road?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
- Joseph Campbell:&lt;br /&gt;
    In primitive cultures, we can find many such examples of the chicken motif&lt;br /&gt;
    that cannot be dismissed as mere coincidence. For instance, I am reminded&lt;br /&gt;
    of an old Navajo legend in which a buffalo crosses a stream to &amp;quot;come&amp;quot; to&lt;br /&gt;
    the other side -- an obvious negative language devised to prepare&lt;br /&gt;
    tribesmen for a transcendental experience. Similarly, the Hindus believe&lt;br /&gt;
    in savanaya, or a sacred cow that leaps over a chasm on Thursdays. Through&lt;br /&gt;
    metaphorical interpretation, we are led to realize that all examples&lt;br /&gt;
    suggest an attainable higher state of consciousness like that of&lt;br /&gt;
    Nietzsche's ubermench, or superman, as outlined in his novel &amp;quot;Thus Spoke&lt;br /&gt;
    Zarathustra.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Please send your responses to articles to the Legendary Times address at&lt;br /&gt;
lt@mud.aus.sig.net. Letters to the editor and submissions are welcomed.&lt;br /&gt;
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                       DEPARTMENTAL NEWS AND UPDATES&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
- Applications:&lt;br /&gt;
    The coding department is now accepting applications for people who want to&lt;br /&gt;
    immort into the coding department.  if you're interested, mudmail Gail.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
- Skill Trees:  &lt;br /&gt;
    There is no release date for skilltrees. When there is one, it will be&lt;br /&gt;
    announced on the MOTD, as well as on the welcome, discussion, and coder&lt;br /&gt;
    boards, and in the LT. Asking imms will only waste your time and theirs.&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
    Different areas can now have different types of money, and there have been&lt;br /&gt;
    some further revisions to the fight system.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
- Wall Spells: &lt;br /&gt;
    The wall spells have been updated so that only walls cast by clanned&lt;br /&gt;
    characters obey attack and level limits in the normal fashion. In other&lt;br /&gt;
    words, this means if as a clanned character, you cast one of these spells,&lt;br /&gt;
    ONLY other clanned characters within 10 levels of you and mobs will be&lt;br /&gt;
    affected by it. All other mages casting these spells will only affect&lt;br /&gt;
    mobs.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
- Guests:&lt;br /&gt;
    Guests are a little farther removed from the game proper now. As a guest,&lt;br /&gt;
    you will only be able to use the equipment given to you when you start.&lt;br /&gt;
    You will not be able to buy, sell, get, drop, be given anything. Guests&lt;br /&gt;
    will also no longer leave corpses when they die, and quit y will remove&lt;br /&gt;
    all the equipment from the guest character, but not drop it into the&lt;br /&gt;
    world.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
- Sanctuary and Wells:&lt;br /&gt;
    The affects of sanctuary have been removed from the game. The items&lt;br /&gt;
    providing this affect have been modified in the area files, and players&lt;br /&gt;
    will be traded newstyle for oldstyle if they ask. Sanc has been removed&lt;br /&gt;
    from all mobs as well.&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
    The magical wells in Ireland have been removed for the time being. Rufus&lt;br /&gt;
    is working on a revision to them, but until that is complete, they will&lt;br /&gt;
    not appear in the game.&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
    Sanctuary gave someone with a 10 level advantage in rent the equivalent of&lt;br /&gt;
    being about 20 levels higher as far as hps went, or more. These two&lt;br /&gt;
    measures have been taken in response to fairly persistent player&lt;br /&gt;
    unhappiness and in an effort to improve game balance.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
- Admin Request:&lt;br /&gt;
    Players need to speak to immorts TOTALLY and COMPLETELY ooc. We can help&lt;br /&gt;
    you much better when we can read what we are being asked. Please!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
- Archiving Characters: REMINDER&lt;br /&gt;
    Any players leaving for the holidays that may be gone longer than a month&lt;br /&gt;
    are asked to request that their characters be archived just in case.&lt;br /&gt;
    Better to be safe than sorry. Have a good vacation!&lt;br /&gt;
                      &lt;br /&gt;
- ROLL OF HONOR!!&lt;br /&gt;
    This issue the Roll of Honor award goes to the Newbie Helpers group, Ptah&lt;br /&gt;
    for his brilliant community service idea, and Fatale for her hard work in&lt;br /&gt;
    getting the group going.&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
    &amp;quot;I would like to thank everyone who has volunteered for Newbie Helpers. I&lt;br /&gt;
    wish I could list you all here, but I'm afraid it'd be too long and I&lt;br /&gt;
    wouldn't want to miss anyone by mistake. You all know who you are!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
        - Fatale&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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                            WHAT IS ROLE-PLAYING ANYWAY?&lt;br /&gt;
                            &lt;br /&gt;
This issue, in lieu of a Roving Reporter, we offer some food for thought from&lt;br /&gt;
the newsgroups where Legend was mentioned in an ongoing thread about &amp;quot;What&lt;br /&gt;
exactly IS role-playing anyway?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jon A. Lambert wrote:&lt;br /&gt;
    When I first started role-playing I probably most closely matched your&lt;br /&gt;
    earlier definition and gradually moved on to your second definition.  When&lt;br /&gt;
    I started mudding I found that the term role-playing, as I knew it, bore&lt;br /&gt;
    very little resemblance to what existed on most muds. Yes there is a quite&lt;br /&gt;
    a wide definition of the term and not only within the mudding community. I&lt;br /&gt;
    have even seen the card game &amp;quot;Magic: The Gathering&amp;quot; talked about on other&lt;br /&gt;
    newsgroups as a role-playing game (hehe).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ola Fosheim Groestad, Oslo, Norway wrote:&lt;br /&gt;
    I'm mostly interested in the acting bit. The confusion that the term&lt;br /&gt;
    &amp;quot;roleplaying&amp;quot; cause makes pure roleplaying difficult on most muds. It is&lt;br /&gt;
    difficult to roleplay when people run around asking about hp's etc and&lt;br /&gt;
    essentially are roll-playing (picked that term up from LegendMUD website).&lt;br /&gt;
    I think perhaps one would be better off by inventing a new term for the&lt;br /&gt;
    acting part of roleplaying. If I told you I was into &amp;quot;roleplaying&amp;quot;, you&lt;br /&gt;
    would not know what I meant. Is it possible to find a catchy term where&lt;br /&gt;
    the concept is clear? ROLE-ACTING ?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Katie Mann wrote:&lt;br /&gt;
    Role-acting is rather redundant actually, you act a role. The term&lt;br /&gt;
    roleplay is well used as meaning to act as someone else or as you would in&lt;br /&gt;
    a pretend situation.  In the corporate type world they'd probably&lt;br /&gt;
    understand it better as something that happens in an 'empowerment seminar'&lt;br /&gt;
    or on the psychologists proverbial couch, but they know that it's&lt;br /&gt;
    &amp;quot;pretend.&amp;quot;  Basically, serious roleplay on a mush is &amp;quot;grown-up&amp;quot; (or&lt;br /&gt;
    teenage too and soon everyone I guess) &amp;quot;make believe.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    I think you hit on the point with the roll-play. These people aren't&lt;br /&gt;
    roleplaying, their at best hm... adventuring?   Basically living in a&lt;br /&gt;
    choose-your-own- direction-book type world.  I think if anything, it isn't&lt;br /&gt;
    so much that the term roleplay is inexact, it's that to do it well takes&lt;br /&gt;
    effort and people don't want to put that effort into it, so they call &lt;br /&gt;
    logging into their character roleplay but really they're chatting while&lt;br /&gt;
    trying to beat puzzles, or hanging our in a 'virtual' bar.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    Now, if people weren't so sloppy in their usage of language ;)....  and if&lt;br /&gt;
    they'd roLEplay more :).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Dave Arcuri wrote:&lt;br /&gt;
    Agreed.  The ones that really get me are the ones that toss in an&lt;br /&gt;
    occasional 'thee' or 'ye' into the usual 'level me' jargon and wonder why&lt;br /&gt;
    they don't get instant recognition from the imps for supposedly&lt;br /&gt;
    &amp;quot;roleplaying.&amp;quot;  What the problem is, at least on our mud, is that TRUE&lt;br /&gt;
    roleplaying demands a complete and utter separation from POWER-GAMING. &lt;br /&gt;
    Players don't want to do this, either because they don't understand, or&lt;br /&gt;
    they sense that it's not strongly enforced.  I tend to sympathize with the&lt;br /&gt;
    first group and ignore the second group when issues concerning gameplay&lt;br /&gt;
    arise.  True, it's not strictly enforced on PR, but that's no reason to&lt;br /&gt;
    intentionally disrupt the few players who are trying to roleplay, snidely&lt;br /&gt;
    remarking &amp;quot;it's a mob, i can kill it, there's no law against it, so bite&lt;br /&gt;
    me&amp;quot; while they attack everything in sight.  I personally don't see the&lt;br /&gt;
    challenge in mindless hack-n-slash powergaming.  Must be entertainment for&lt;br /&gt;
    the mindless people, eh?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    Roleplaying adds a whole new dimension to the game: a dynamically changing&lt;br /&gt;
    environment that (ideally) reacts to the players just as they react to it.&lt;br /&gt;
    However it just takes a few people to ruin it.&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-&lt;br /&gt;
                        &amp;quot;WHAT IS MY CHARACTER THINKING?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
              A few ideas on staying in character during chat, lag, &lt;br /&gt;
                            crashes, afk, and dying.&lt;br /&gt;
                                                    by McGilvervy&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If ye have been roleplaying, ye know when weird things happen, ye really want&lt;br /&gt;
to ask for help, ye wish to comment on that lag, or ask about the crash - ye&lt;br /&gt;
sometimes find ye canna without breaking character. What t' do? Well, I have&lt;br /&gt;
come up with me own descriptions or explanations, that, with a little work,&lt;br /&gt;
should fit into your character easily - or at the very least stir up some&lt;br /&gt;
ideas....&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
First of all, unless ye be complete social outcasts, or be in very crowded&lt;br /&gt;
inns at the time, ye are going to need someone to talk to if ye want to keep&lt;br /&gt;
up a character in your mind, because the character's mind set can quickly&lt;br /&gt;
fall away if ye dunna talk in his or her voice for too long. Chat provides&lt;br /&gt;
one way to do this, but how do ye explain just what ye are doing when ye&lt;br /&gt;
chat? Some very good roleplayers have just pretended this was completely&lt;br /&gt;
normal for them, but this little discrepancy doesna make for the best RPing.&lt;br /&gt;
Really, some sort of reason needs to be provided. For instance, I am&lt;br /&gt;
convinced that it is some sort of strange magic, where I communicate with&lt;br /&gt;
beneficent spirits of the air - and I work this into most chat comments,&lt;br /&gt;
like, &amp;quot;Oh, spirits of th' air, pray tell me...&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;If ___'s spirit of the&lt;br /&gt;
air be here, please be so kind to tell your master....&amp;quot; This provides a bit&lt;br /&gt;
of extra characterization that sets my character apart from the rest of the&lt;br /&gt;
chatter, although it does at times get a bit verbose.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Now, If ye have been on this mud for any time at all, then ye are familiar&lt;br /&gt;
with lags and crashes, and have probably been afk once or twice. For lag, I&lt;br /&gt;
like to treat it as if I was under a spell of slowness, and type out a cry&lt;br /&gt;
of distress (&amp;quot;Help! everything I do is taking forever! I believe me body is&lt;br /&gt;
under an evil spell that be slowing it to a halt!!!&amp;quot;). However, I find the&lt;br /&gt;
best way to handle descriptions of crashes and afk as sort of a mud&lt;br /&gt;
equivalent of an out-of-body experience, resulting in weird, but unique&lt;br /&gt;
quotes such as &amp;quot;My mind was wretched from my body, and It took several&lt;br /&gt;
minutes for me t' reconnect t' me body, and then I found that me body&lt;br /&gt;
hed been transported back to the inn!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As for dying, one short quote should work for everyone - &amp;quot;Reports of me death&lt;br /&gt;
hev been greatly exaggerated.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Of course these are the ideas **I** use, so ye really shouldna steal them&lt;br /&gt;
verbatim (well, except maybe the death hes been greatly exaggerated...).&lt;br /&gt;
However, if these comments hev stirred your mind into coming up with your&lt;br /&gt;
own ideas, then me little essay has succeeded.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And this be a Scottish accent. It shouldna be confused with a copy of Tad's&lt;br /&gt;
speaking voice, which is unimitatable.&lt;br /&gt;
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                       THE LEGENDARY TIMES PERSONALS                            &lt;br /&gt;
                             Leila, LT Staff    &lt;br /&gt;
                                                           &lt;br /&gt;
My body lies over the ocean, my body lies over the sea, my body is dead in the&lt;br /&gt;
moat then, oh please bring my body to me :)&lt;br /&gt;
    - Harmony&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Celebrindal, who was previously looking for the Emerald tablet, may now be seen around Legend as a tall old man who gazes at you from under an odd, crookedly pointed hat. We gather he has either found what he was looking for, or found a more subtle way of&lt;br /&gt;
 looking.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Seek Ye Wisdom?&lt;br /&gt;
    My greetings, O citizens of this fair polis. The Gods of Olympus have&lt;br /&gt;
endowed me with a special gift, and I share this gift with you. I have wisdom&lt;br /&gt;
beyond my years, and will gladly share knowledge and predictions beyond my&lt;br /&gt;
years.&lt;br /&gt;
    The advisability of battle? The answer to your deep questions? The quest&lt;br /&gt;
you were born to follow? The purity of your beloved?&lt;br /&gt;
    All this and more can only be understood by understanding the flux and&lt;br /&gt;
flow of life around you, and by heeding the wisdom sent down from above.&lt;br /&gt;
    - Delphi&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In real life, Ptah and Kaige are soon-to-be-parents. According to the doctor&lt;br /&gt;
this morning, they are expecting a baby girl sometime around March 6th. All&lt;br /&gt;
good thoughts will be appreciated.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hello Mudders,&lt;br /&gt;
Just so you all know I am running for best mud citizen.. and I am willing to&lt;br /&gt;
do almost anything within the confines of legality to get your vote. So feel&lt;br /&gt;
free to abuse the privilege of the democratic system we have here, and let me&lt;br /&gt;
know how you would like to be bribed. And no, permaing myself.. hitting dt's&lt;br /&gt;
are unacceptable, but monetary requests.. pkill request.. eq request..&lt;br /&gt;
information requests.. and negotiating on your behalf with difficult&lt;br /&gt;
situations are all acceptable.&lt;br /&gt;
    - Get back to me, Vial.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Dear Patrick,&lt;br /&gt;
Though things have changed a bit, I have not. Remember, Love conquers all, and&lt;br /&gt;
I love you.&lt;br /&gt;
    Love,&lt;br /&gt;
    Your impetuous fiancee,&lt;br /&gt;
    - Kindred&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I be intrrreshted in thish Dark Lrrrd fellow... who doesh he really be? Can he&lt;br /&gt;
prrrvide me with ale? Why'sh he sho mush fun to become a guppy, and be he&lt;br /&gt;
really one???? I wantsh t' ken sho shend me ye besht anshwrrrsh, and th'&lt;br /&gt;
truest nature of the dark lrrrrd revealled will win a shpechtachulrr prishe..&lt;br /&gt;
if I dunna drink itch.&lt;br /&gt;
    - McDougnnn&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The ruthless Keyzer has changed short his description from that of devilish&lt;br /&gt;
sniper to Keyzer Soze. When asked why he had decided upon a change, he&lt;br /&gt;
whispered with a horrible gleam to his eye that, 'now, people will shudder at&lt;br /&gt;
my name'.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Den and Myriad Siva would like to announce that they are expecting a little&lt;br /&gt;
Siva soon to add to the population at Legend.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Join clan.... um... whashit - McDougan...&lt;br /&gt;
At clan McDougn, we ashept all, eshept Bloody englishmen who dunna be too mush&lt;br /&gt;
fun t' eshclude, and of coursh, thosh nashty Leila and Shpencer... Bloody&lt;br /&gt;
inferno! That lightnnn'nn bolt nearly hit me!!!! Alright.. ye twain can join!&lt;br /&gt;
We'll eshclude Queen Elishabeth - Um... gsh day eshocushnnner..... alrightch!&lt;br /&gt;
ye all may join Prrrvided ye'll embrashe th' shcottish way. Shimply contacht&lt;br /&gt;
me, and I will lead ye through th' oathsh....Whash wash I talchnn aboutch????&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, Bloody infrrrno...&lt;br /&gt;
    - McDougan&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The cowboy Kidd has changed his name from 'A swift cowboy of the west' to one&lt;br /&gt;
which is sure to please the ladies, 'A tall dark cowboy of the west'.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                                   \|/ \|/ \|/&lt;br /&gt;
                                   &lt;br /&gt;
                                 THE SCARLET NOTE&lt;br /&gt;
                                &lt;br /&gt;
    It was a cool and stormy evening in Sherwood. Patrons gathered together at&lt;br /&gt;
the inn, sitting around the warm fire, drinking many ales and chatting&lt;br /&gt;
amiably, hardly noticing one man, slumped and disheveled at a corner table.&lt;br /&gt;
Alone he sat, clutching a much-folded and worn note in one hand, a hefty mug&lt;br /&gt;
in the other. With a horrible crash and a fierce gust of wind, the door to the&lt;br /&gt;
tavern flew open, in its frame stood Malorn, face reddened by the harsh winds,&lt;br /&gt;
sword drawn and readied. All but one turned to watch the spectacular figure as&lt;br /&gt;
he crossed the room and drew his sword to Crowe's neck, holding it by him in&lt;br /&gt;
unveiled threat. Struggling to his feet and tearing the sword from his throat,&lt;br /&gt;
Crowe turned to face both his aggressor and the crowd of people who were&lt;br /&gt;
suddenly silenced by the display.&lt;br /&gt;
    'I told you to stay away from her Crowe, but you would not listen... now&lt;br /&gt;
you will die!!'.&lt;br /&gt;
    'You have some nerve! You are the one who steals her, and then you accuse&lt;br /&gt;
me of doing it?!' Crowe countered angrily. 'Do you think I am stupid? I got&lt;br /&gt;
Virago's note, right here in black and white. And I will shove it down your&lt;br /&gt;
throat as you die painfully.'&lt;br /&gt;
    'Me steal her? You blind idiot, you are the thief you rusty old knight.&lt;br /&gt;
I'm the one who got a note, you fool! Don't even try to trick me, you aren't&lt;br /&gt;
good at it.' Malorn snarled as he lunged for Crowe.&lt;br /&gt;
    'Liar!', Crowe growled as he pushed Malorn away from him, 'even in victory&lt;br /&gt;
you cannot tell the truth!'&lt;br /&gt;
    'Victory?! It seems you have kidnapped her and made me the fool. Now you&lt;br /&gt;
will die like the weasel you are!' Malorn cried as he lunged for Crowe.&lt;br /&gt;
    Slipping from Malorn's attack, Crowe seemed to calm. 'Wait a minute!', he&lt;br /&gt;
exclaimed, 'If you say you got a note, then I want to see it'. &lt;br /&gt;
    'As if you can read,' Malorn snorted as he threw a letter from Virago at&lt;br /&gt;
Crowe, 'but I'll show it to you anyway.' Crowe grabbed the letter and read its&lt;br /&gt;
words, his face growing pale with each line.&lt;br /&gt;
    'Someone is attempting to deceive us' Crowe said to Malorn, handing him an&lt;br /&gt;
identical letter.&lt;br /&gt;
    'It's apparent to me that it's you,' Malorn said to Crowe, 'it is rather&lt;br /&gt;
transparent of you to try this.'&lt;br /&gt;
    'Don't be a fool!' Crowe said to Malorn. 'These letters are identical&lt;br /&gt;
except in their recipient.'&lt;br /&gt;
    'Who would do this except you?' Malorn asked Crowe with a sneer.&lt;br /&gt;
    'I don't know,' Crowe said to Malorn, 'but I'll soon find out'.&lt;br /&gt;
    'When is the last time anyone saw Virago?' Crowe called to the tavern.&lt;br /&gt;
    'A day or two, I think it's been since I last saw her here in Sherwood,'&lt;br /&gt;
Leah yelled from her stool at the bar. Crossing the room, Crowe grabbed Leah&lt;br /&gt;
by the shoulders.&lt;br /&gt;
    'Was she alone?' Malorn implored as the tavern silently awaited her&lt;br /&gt;
answer.&lt;br /&gt;
    'Alone to my knowledge' Leah replied, lifting Crowe's hands from her&lt;br /&gt;
shoulders, 'though to be honest, I wasn't paying attention.'&lt;br /&gt;
    'Did she seem any different to you?' Crowe asked.&lt;br /&gt;
    'I didn't say much to her I'm afraid, she left quickly.' Leah said with a&lt;br /&gt;
sigh.&lt;br /&gt;
    Turning to Crowe, Malorn asked, 'Who would hate you enough to see you&lt;br /&gt;
dead?'&lt;br /&gt;
    'There are a few prospects,' Crowe said with a smirk. 'This will require&lt;br /&gt;
thought, but first we need to find Virago.'&lt;br /&gt;
    'Yes...' Malorn trailed off, shaking his head. &lt;br /&gt;
    'There's that damned dizziness' Crowe muttered as he reached for a chair.&lt;br /&gt;
    'Well, I can find anyone' Malorn said, reaching for his cloak. 'If I am&lt;br /&gt;
not to be hindered by you and your brethren.'&lt;br /&gt;
    'Do what you must,' Crowe implored, 'just find her.'&lt;br /&gt;
    'And when we do find Virago, we should let her decide without pressuring&lt;br /&gt;
her, I don't want to fight you anymore' Malorn said with a resigned sigh.&lt;br /&gt;
    'Agreed,' said Crowe, placing a hand on his friend's shoulder, 'nor do I.'&lt;br /&gt;
    'Not that I am afraid of you, by the way.' Malorn said with a wink as he&lt;br /&gt;
readied himself for his journey and Crowe staggered into the night, searching&lt;br /&gt;
for clues to the curious notes and Virago's strange disappearance.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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                                   &lt;br /&gt;
                           HOW TO SETTLE A MURDER CASE&lt;br /&gt;
                                    -Duncan Ruthven McDougan&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The events of the Mystery of the Mummer's Murder were quite eashily solved&lt;br /&gt;
once we decided who we didna like. The person we felt th' mosht like accusin'&lt;br /&gt;
being Outsider, we then proceeded t' build up th' cashe. I now recount th'&lt;br /&gt;
events of that night as they happened in our minds.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Paribus claimed that Outsider and Spite were conspiring t' put something over&lt;br /&gt;
on Outshider. Crowe, Ryssa and I determined, however, that Spite started to&lt;br /&gt;
realize Outsider wasna joking about killing her stepfather. As soon as she&lt;br /&gt;
realized thish, she went to him and withdrew her support. Outshider&lt;br /&gt;
agreed..... or so it seemed... He claimed that of course he was joking... but&lt;br /&gt;
if that be true, why did he then suddenly up and invite Ulric, a close&lt;br /&gt;
acquaintance... who alwaysh goes about with his special bone knife? After his&lt;br /&gt;
father started yelling at him for inviting Ulric - a nice pershon, but not&lt;br /&gt;
high enough rank for Major Payne's tastes, Outshider slipped over t' Ulric's,&lt;br /&gt;
shtole th' knife from th' scabbard, restarted th' argument, and stormed out,&lt;br /&gt;
planning t' slip around and stab his father that night... but Spite stood&lt;br /&gt;
before him. In his rageful mood, he lifted th' dagger and shtabbed her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But her cry was heard....&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Outshider didna really like Ulric in any case, so he dropped th' knife, and&lt;br /&gt;
fled.... But we didna find th' knife. It was found by an uninformed servant&lt;br /&gt;
later, and returned t' Ulric. Bertie, a young boy who lives in the village,&lt;br /&gt;
after we met with him, ran back to th' house, looked around, and met th'&lt;br /&gt;
servant.... who informed him that th' knife had been found and returned.&lt;br /&gt;
Wanting t' protect Ulric, Bertie went t' his house, slipped in t' steal th'&lt;br /&gt;
knife, and went t' throw it off th' cliff... with it in plain sight. Outsider,&lt;br /&gt;
hiding within th' horse stalls at Mistress Quickley's Inn, saw th' knife,&lt;br /&gt;
followed him, and, hoping th' body, with th' knife upon it would be found in&lt;br /&gt;
th' morning and Bertie blamed as th' murderer, shoved Bertie off th' cliff.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
All those concerned are satisfied, so we feel no need t' continue th'&lt;br /&gt;
inveshtigation. If ye see Outshider, arrest him for us.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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                                   &lt;br /&gt;
                                FAMOUS LAST WORDS&lt;br /&gt;
                                                by Keymistress&lt;br /&gt;
                                                &lt;br /&gt;
Well born in the fields of Ireland was I, in a little town inn where Tika&lt;br /&gt;
took me from my mother when I was orphaned from my family. I became a strong&lt;br /&gt;
lassie with the grace and dignity of my heritage. It was Ireland where I&lt;br /&gt;
met my beloved Kai, and fell in love with my friend of many a year.&lt;br /&gt;
Although, the times were both good and bad, we didn't make it the year it&lt;br /&gt;
all happened. I had discovered that I was not indeed Tika's child but was&lt;br /&gt;
the child of a mysterious gypsy woman, and had three sisters: Aermid the&lt;br /&gt;
flopper; Jen-Creature the beautiful; and Myriad the smart, my best friend.&lt;br /&gt;
I had separated with my beloved Kai and searched alone in this vast world&lt;br /&gt;
when I came luckily on Satan who helped me through tough times and brought&lt;br /&gt;
me my children. The first child was Rummy, the terror of a teenager, the&lt;br /&gt;
second Chrystalline who is my little beauty, the third was Major_Payne who&lt;br /&gt;
was the tyke, and finally Marley, my dear little girl. Bounding through the&lt;br /&gt;
chains of love and life, I fell or was pushed into this horrible&lt;br /&gt;
darkness....................&lt;br /&gt;
                                   &lt;br /&gt;
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                                   &lt;br /&gt;
                               A DISTURBING REVELATION&lt;br /&gt;
                               &lt;br /&gt;
The morning before the Legendary Times was to be sent, a torn and dirtied&lt;br /&gt;
scrap of paper was pushed under the gap of the office door. Upon it were&lt;br /&gt;
these words exactly as they are written here...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    I have kept my silence for two weeks now fearing, as I should, that&lt;br /&gt;
consequences of my actions would mean my death. Today I speak out as I ought&lt;br /&gt;
to have spoken long before. I write in response to the kidnapping of Virago,&lt;br /&gt;
the beautiful and frail young girl who has been stolen away from her family&lt;br /&gt;
and friends. The accusations which have been spoken are all untrue, it was&lt;br /&gt;
neither Crowe nor Malorn who stole Virago. I know who stole Virago, I know&lt;br /&gt;
because I saw. I beg your indulgence while I retell my story, after which, you&lt;br /&gt;
may choose to believe, or dispute my words. But I swear they are true.&lt;br /&gt;
    I tread the earth lightly, hiding in the darkness, dwelling amongst the&lt;br /&gt;
untrodden ways. My affinity with the earth brands me druid, my secrecy finds&lt;br /&gt;
me strange to those who do not know the abilities of the earth. A druid relies&lt;br /&gt;
on her senses, and as I spend my days and my nights collecting and gathering&lt;br /&gt;
in the dark underbellies of the forests, it is my sense of smell which I trust&lt;br /&gt;
more than any other. Thus it was that a strange scent compelled me into the&lt;br /&gt;
darkest, most foul reaches of the forests near Klein. There I found, standing&lt;br /&gt;
atop a hill in the most curious of garbs, eleven women all moving, as though&lt;br /&gt;
mesmerized, in a strange and snake-like dance. I could hardly take my eyes&lt;br /&gt;
from the scene before me, I had fallen into a wonderful trance and thus I can&lt;br /&gt;
not tell you how long I watched their beautiful and haunting dance. I can tell&lt;br /&gt;
you though, even from this trance, that what I saw was not intended for the&lt;br /&gt;
eyes of mortals.&lt;br /&gt;
    One woman, Petal, stood alone, set apart from their writhing mass. She&lt;br /&gt;
called to the women who knelt at her feet. Such an aura about her, shimmering,&lt;br /&gt;
translucent, breathtaking. Her complexion deathly pale in the moonlight, her&lt;br /&gt;
voice cool and clear she spoke and I felt my heart pound in my chest. Not&lt;br /&gt;
horrible, nor beautiful, but a voice which no human could own. She ordered&lt;br /&gt;
these women to the four corners of the earth to bring back strange herbs and&lt;br /&gt;
flowers. Some were familiar to me, some I did not know by their name. I&lt;br /&gt;
watched as one by one the women disappeared into the bushes, one so close to&lt;br /&gt;
me I could feel the warmth of her skin as it nearly brushed mine. Thankfully,&lt;br /&gt;
she did not sense me as I hid still and silent, not moving, hardly breathing.&lt;br /&gt;
    It was as though no time had passed when these women returned, each&lt;br /&gt;
carrying either a branch of herbs, a jar, or even, to my horror, a bloodied&lt;br /&gt;
mass. Some herbs and flowers I recognized by scent as they threw each item&lt;br /&gt;
ceremoniously into a large, black cauldron. Neroli was the first to be thrown&lt;br /&gt;
into that pot. Then cinnamon, ambergris, bergamot and sandalwood. Then a drop&lt;br /&gt;
of blood from a freshly slain lamb, then a large toad, then something&lt;br /&gt;
unrecognizable and finally, with a low hiss, the one they call Abigail tore an&lt;br /&gt;
amulet from her neck. She danced furiously about the pot as the women watched&lt;br /&gt;
and chanted some foreign words. Her body seemed to rise into the air, then&lt;br /&gt;
lower as though the forces of the earth were conquered by her. Finally, she&lt;br /&gt;
threw the amulet into the cauldron and watched with a shriek of delight as it&lt;br /&gt;
bubbled and frothed furiously. Petal  pulled from a sack one single black&lt;br /&gt;
hair, and one single blonde, long and straight both. She dropped them into the&lt;br /&gt;
pot and incanted some final words as they all fell to their feet and waited&lt;br /&gt;
while their pot boiled further.&lt;br /&gt;
    Never have I encountered such an aroma. It nearly gagged me, and I found&lt;br /&gt;
myself as though buried in that scent - yet it was somehow not entirely&lt;br /&gt;
unpleasant. That scent buried me to my neck as though my stomach were&lt;br /&gt;
overflowing with it. It brought me to myself, rescued me only moments before&lt;br /&gt;
the overpowering presence of the potion which boiled, its aroma, was about to&lt;br /&gt;
suffocate me. The amalgam of hundreds of odours mixed violently into ever new&lt;br /&gt;
and changing unities as the smoke rose from the cauldron. It was within that&lt;br /&gt;
smoke that I saw the iridescent spectre of evil, the face of death, mocking me&lt;br /&gt;
cruelly as these women stood again and danced with inhuman delight, laughing,&lt;br /&gt;
cackling, screaming! Each woman's voice rose, clear and unfettered by sonic&lt;br /&gt;
physicality. Rather than cacophony, I heard each sound rise and engulf my&lt;br /&gt;
body, then fall again to the earth on which these women clearly had much&lt;br /&gt;
power.&lt;br /&gt;
    It was Valeria and Abigail who both took a vial of that potion which&lt;br /&gt;
assaulted my every sense. They walked slowly together to the nearest inn and I&lt;br /&gt;
followed at a safe distance, my curiosity overwhelming my preservation. There&lt;br /&gt;
they joined a large group of merrymakers, Virago, Malorn and Crowe being only&lt;br /&gt;
part of this large and drunken group. Into the drinks of Crowe and Malorn I&lt;br /&gt;
saw the two women each slip just a single drop from their vials into the&lt;br /&gt;
glasses of those men who, too intoxicated with joy and drink, were not aware&lt;br /&gt;
of the witches actions. Only I saw the men drink their ales and look suddenly&lt;br /&gt;
upon the face of Virago to find themselves no longer intoxicated by drink, but&lt;br /&gt;
by love! And only I saw the look of pure delight which passed between Valeria&lt;br /&gt;
and Abigail, in their silent partnership.&lt;br /&gt;
    I will never forget that scent, even days later I was still completely&lt;br /&gt;
overwhelmed by it. Whenever the memory of it rises up too deeply within&lt;br /&gt;
myself, I find that almost without my knowledge, I clasp my body tightly,&lt;br /&gt;
finding little comfort in my arms. I have smelled evil, a bright and&lt;br /&gt;
unrelenting evil wrought by women whose spirits are not encumbered by the&lt;br /&gt;
burden of humanity. Justice, conscience, God, joy, humility, pain, love -&lt;br /&gt;
Christian religion and emotions not retained by these black-hearted women. For&lt;br /&gt;
them, they are confused and slandered, these emotions are a great mystery to&lt;br /&gt;
them.&lt;br /&gt;
    I know for my words I will die and, although I fear death, I know that I&lt;br /&gt;
will ascend unto heaven and there have no fear of ever seeing these women&lt;br /&gt;
again. God comfort me and give me the strength to endure the violence of these&lt;br /&gt;
creatures who I know will show me no compassion. I only hope that my words are&lt;br /&gt;
not in vain. I only hope that Virago will be found, safe and unharmed. I only&lt;br /&gt;
hope that my story will be heard and not forgotten.&lt;br /&gt;
    Eternally, &lt;br /&gt;
    Lucy&lt;br /&gt;
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