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VOLUME THREE, ISSUE FIVE                                 April 1, 1996&lt;br /&gt;
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            &lt;br /&gt;
                      ...:/:[ CONTENTS ]:\:...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                      -Announcement from Charity-&lt;br /&gt;
                           POLICY CHANGES&lt;br /&gt;
                            CODE UPDATE&lt;br /&gt;
                            ANNOUNCEMENTS&lt;br /&gt;
                              -Expies!-&lt;br /&gt;
                        -P-Kill Tourny Results-  &lt;br /&gt;
                           -Hera's New Desc-&lt;br /&gt;
                           -New LDL Address-&lt;br /&gt;
                           -New LT Address-&lt;br /&gt;
                              ARTICLES&lt;br /&gt;
                            -Did You Know?-&lt;br /&gt;
                       -A Brief History of Time-&lt;br /&gt;
                             SOCIAL EVENTS&lt;br /&gt;
                           -MacLaren Updates-&lt;br /&gt;
                            -Retirements-&lt;br /&gt;
                             -Weddings-     &lt;br /&gt;
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=&lt;br /&gt;
Please send your responses to articles to the Legendary Times address&lt;br /&gt;
at lt@mud.aus.sig.net. Letters to the editor are welcomed. &lt;br /&gt;
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                        ANNOUNCEMENT FROM CHARITY&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As of last weekend, I've retired from being an implementor. Some of you know&lt;br /&gt;
my recent personal history... I'd been unemployed and thus had lots of&lt;br /&gt;
spare time to be online and handle the day-to-day running of things. I'm&lt;br /&gt;
now working in a stained glass studio (some of you also know about my glass&lt;br /&gt;
hobby, and this job is a great chance to turn it into a career)... at any&lt;br /&gt;
rate I have no net access at work, and am too exhausted at the end of the&lt;br /&gt;
day to still give mudding or mud administrating the amount of time it'd&lt;br /&gt;
take. Since I'll only be here irregularly, I won't be in touch enough with&lt;br /&gt;
what's going on to be able to contribute to design decisions and such.&lt;br /&gt;
I'm still going to be maintaining my old areas and working on new areas, but&lt;br /&gt;
that will pretty much be the extent of my immortal contribution in the &lt;br /&gt;
future.&lt;br /&gt;
I'll post about updates on my local boards when they occur, and will be&lt;br /&gt;
relying mainly on posts to those boards when I consider making changes. I'll&lt;br /&gt;
also be online as Warrl when I have time to play, so I won't be completely&lt;br /&gt;
gone. =) For desc requests you should now mudmail Ptah, and mail for the LT&lt;br /&gt;
should now go to lt@mud.aus.sig.net&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you have a question or problem with one of my areas, you should still&lt;br /&gt;
send mail to me, but otherwise please direct all questions and requests to&lt;br /&gt;
other gods.. you'll get a response MUCH faster that way, and pretty soon&lt;br /&gt;
they'll know much more about what's going on than I would.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 -Charity&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                            POLICY UPDATES&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 - As of today, it is now policy for immortal characters to log off their &lt;br /&gt;
immortals if they are playing a clanned mortal character.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 - Satsu's meeting in the OOC lounge was but the first of what we hope will &lt;br /&gt;
become a regular series of player-immort meetings designed to increase &lt;br /&gt;
communication. Here's a rundown:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 - Satsu is, aside from running the pkill tourney, also going to be working &lt;br /&gt;
with clans to accomplish several objectives: get people more comfortable &lt;br /&gt;
with pkill; work with those who expressed a desire for a code of good &lt;br /&gt;
sportsmanship; work on getting all trans mobs and passwords revised, &lt;br /&gt;
balanced, and in place; and in general act as clanned liaison.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 - Parrilyn is going to be running regular (probably biweekly) meetings in &lt;br /&gt;
the OOC. These meetings will be for the purpose of gathering player input on &lt;br /&gt;
features, bug reports, and for players to ask about progress on specific &lt;br /&gt;
bugs, etc. Note that there is *NO* guarantee that we'll be able to implement &lt;br /&gt;
any of the ideas that are proposed anytime soon, but we will of course &lt;br /&gt;
listen and consider what we see.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 - Zandy has taken the position of player ombudsman. He is available to &lt;br /&gt;
players to report grievances against the immortals and serve as their &lt;br /&gt;
advocate in the case of disputes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 - Rusalka is now the roleplay imm. She'll be working with players to &lt;br /&gt;
promote roleplaying on Legend.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                 Look for more changes soon.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                          ************&lt;br /&gt;
                       &lt;br /&gt;
                          CODE UPDATE&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
- Flagg's new addition to Hell is in!! Look for new mobs (including an &lt;br /&gt;
innkeeper and Cerebus, the canine guardian of Hell), as well as new &lt;br /&gt;
quests. Rumor also has it that there's a bit of magic in the new part of &lt;br /&gt;
Hell..... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
- Entrance now has a wait associated with it, as it was supposed to.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
- Sniper has been similarly fixed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
- Gt now works again. In addition, you'll now get a message &amp;quot;you tell &lt;br /&gt;
  your group&amp;quot; when you use gtells.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
- Hallucinations are in! You'll see them when you get stunned. &lt;br /&gt;
                          &lt;br /&gt;
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  &lt;br /&gt;
                           EXPIES!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Expie Ballots are out! Be sure to vote for your favorite death trap!&lt;br /&gt;
Please also note that even though we forgot to put in Zandy's name, he &lt;br /&gt;
_is_ eligible for nomination as &amp;quot;Best Immortal&amp;quot; and so forth. Likewise, the &lt;br /&gt;
April Fool's Legend stuff is also eligible for the &amp;quot;best special effects &lt;br /&gt;
category.&amp;quot; And do let us know if you didn't get ballot so that we can send &lt;br /&gt;
you one :)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                   P-KILL TOURNEY REPORT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Due to the large number of folks registered, there was time for the team &lt;br /&gt;
pkill competition (however, Satsu plans to hold one later :). The tourney &lt;br /&gt;
took place in a paint ball arena specially constructed by Satsu and &lt;br /&gt;
Kaige on a seperate mud site. Satsu reports the following results for the &lt;br /&gt;
solo competition:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Heavyweight Division&lt;br /&gt;
Round 1: Jag sniped Howard, Numa beat Joule, Tarbash beat Squid, Lori beat&lt;br /&gt;
Brionna, Nett beat Fatale, Jehovah beat Uzrok, Dominic beat Desperado,&lt;br /&gt;
Pegasus beat Marya, Maurik beat Terrorspawn, Executor beat Manic, Tempus&lt;br /&gt;
beat Magda, Somar beat Phineas, Sharpe beat Toranthaz, and Kazoo beat Deanna.&lt;br /&gt;
And Justice beat Dial.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Round 2: Jag beat Numa, Justice drew a bye, Lori beat Nett, Dominic beat &lt;br /&gt;
Jehovah, Pegasus beat Maurik, Executor beat Tempus, Somar drew a bye, and &lt;br /&gt;
Kazoo advanced by default.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Round 3: Justice defaulted, Jag beat Kazoo, Lori beat Dominic, Executor &lt;br /&gt;
beat Somar and Pegasus drew a bye.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Round 4: Lori beat Jag, and Executor beat Pegasus.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Final Round: Executor beat Lori.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
That makes Executor the winner of the heavyweight tourney.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In Middleweight competition:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Round 1: Mistress defaulted, Landy defaulted, Swatch beat Crash, and Agyar&lt;br /&gt;
beat Blackbear.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Round 2: Agyar beat Swatch making him the Middleweight Champion.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In Lightweight Division:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Round 1: Keyzer beat Kelvin, Psytrac &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Round 2: Faramir drew a bye, Keyzer beat Psytrac.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Round 3: Keyzer beats Faramir making Keyzer the Lightweight Champion.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Grats folks!&lt;br /&gt;
Thanks to all who participated and I hope to have a team pkill tourney at &lt;br /&gt;
an earlier time as it seemed to be inconvenient for a number of people.  &lt;br /&gt;
If you liked the  please send me mudmail or something as I need to know &lt;br /&gt;
if this is something I would continue on a semi-regular basis or if it's &lt;br /&gt;
something that people thought was 'swell but not worth the effort.'&lt;br /&gt;
-Satsu&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
                      DESCRIPTION UPDATE&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hera recently became a Knight, and so has changed her long and short &lt;br /&gt;
descriptions accordingly. She used to be &amp;quot;an enormous woman&amp;quot; but is now &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Lady Hera&amp;quot; for her short. Her long once was &amp;quot;A majestic Greek beauty &lt;br /&gt;
towers over you&amp;quot;; it now reads &amp;quot;A majestic Greek Knight towers over you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                            NEW LDL ADDRESS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As of March 31, 1996, the LDL has moved from lsh@iii.net to &lt;br /&gt;
lsh@zipnet.net. Until today, using either address was valid. After midnight&lt;br /&gt;
tonight, you must send mail to lsh@zipnet.net to post to the LDL. Of course,&lt;br /&gt;
LDL posts have been coming to you from zipnet for a couple of weeks, so &lt;br /&gt;
you can simply just &amp;quot;reply&amp;quot; to other LDL messages, which is how 99% of LDL&lt;br /&gt;
mail comes in anyway :&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Happy mudding,&lt;br /&gt;
K'Mala&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                         NEW LT ADDRESS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Our new e-mail address is lt@mud.aus.sig.net. Please send all articles, &lt;br /&gt;
rolep;ay logs and write-ups, advertisements, letters to the editor, and so &lt;br /&gt;
forth to that address. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thanks!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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   _____	   &lt;br /&gt;
  /  _  \      DID YOU KNOW 	...that there's more to drink than just&lt;br /&gt;
 /__/ \  \     water on LegendMUD?&lt;br /&gt;
      /  /      &lt;br /&gt;
     /  /      The creators can choose from the following list of liquid&lt;br /&gt;
    /__/       types when creating drink containers and fountains:  &lt;br /&gt;
    __ 		   &lt;br /&gt;
   /  \	       water, beer, wine, ale, dark ale, whiskey, lemonade, &lt;br /&gt;
   \__/	       firebreather, local specialty, black cherry kool-aid, &lt;br /&gt;
               milk, tea, coffee, blood, salt water, and cola.                &lt;br /&gt;
   _____	   &lt;br /&gt;
  /  _  \      When you drink from fountains that contain liquids other&lt;br /&gt;
 /__/ \  \     than water you will get a message about what you are &lt;br /&gt;
      /  /     drinking. Expect to see a few new fountains around taking&lt;br /&gt;
     /  /      advantage of this small code change.&lt;br /&gt;
    /__/	   &lt;br /&gt;
    __ 	       Also, when you fill a drink container from a fountain it&lt;br /&gt;
   /  \	       will fill with the liquid type contained by the fountain.&lt;br /&gt;
   \__/	       &lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
                       A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Many of our players have been somewhat lost because of the historical theme &lt;br /&gt;
here at LegendMUD... so we thought it might be a good idea to locate a brief &lt;br /&gt;
history of the world to present here in the Legendary Times to put the areas &lt;br /&gt;
you play in in a little bit of context. In honor of April Fool's Day, here &lt;br /&gt;
it is, a brief history of the world compiled by those experts on everything, &lt;br /&gt;
the students of the United States: 8th grade through college level. Long &lt;br /&gt;
live academia...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The inhabitants of Egypt were called mummies.  They lived in the Sarah &lt;br /&gt;
Dessert and traveled by Camelot.  The climate of the Sarah is such that the &lt;br /&gt;
inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of the dessert are &lt;br /&gt;
cultivated by irritation.  The Egyptians built the Pyramids in the shape of &lt;br /&gt;
a huge  triangular cube.  The Pramids are a range of mountains between &lt;br /&gt;
France and Spain.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    The Bible is full of interesting caricatures.  In the first book of the &lt;br /&gt;
Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.  One of &lt;br /&gt;
their children, Cain, asked &amp;quot;Am I my brother's son?&amp;quot;  God asked Abraham to &lt;br /&gt;
sacrifice Issac on Mount Montezuma.  Jacob, son of Issac, stole his &lt;br /&gt;
brother's birthmark. Jacob was a partiarch who brought up his twelve sons to &lt;br /&gt;
be partiarchs, but they did not take to it.  One of Jacob's sons, Joseph, &lt;br /&gt;
gave refuse to the Israelites.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw.  Moses led &lt;br /&gt;
them to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made &lt;br /&gt;
without any ingredients.  Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get &lt;br /&gt;
the ten commandments.  David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. &lt;br /&gt;
 He fought with the Philatelists, a race of people who lived in Biblical &lt;br /&gt;
times. Solomon, one of David's sons, had 500 wives and 500 porcupines.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    Without the Greeks, we wouldn't have history.  The Greeks invented three &lt;br /&gt;
kinds of columns - Corinthian, Doric and Ironic.  They also had myths.  A &lt;br /&gt;
myth is a female moth.  One myth says that the mother of Achilles dipped him &lt;br /&gt;
in the River Stynx until he became intolerable.  Achilles appears in &amp;quot;The &lt;br /&gt;
Illiad&amp;quot;, by Homer.  Homer also wrote the &amp;quot;Oddity&amp;quot;, in which Penelope was the &lt;br /&gt;
last hardship that Ulysses endured on his journey.  Actually, Homer was not &lt;br /&gt;
written by Homer but by another man of that name.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people &lt;br /&gt;
advice. they killed him.  Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    In the Olympic Games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits, and &lt;br /&gt;
threw the java.  The reward to the victor was a coral wreath.  The &lt;br /&gt;
government of Athen was democratic because the people took the law into &lt;br /&gt;
their own hands. There were no wars in Greece, as the mountains were so high &lt;br /&gt;
that they couldn't climb over to see what their neighbors were doing.  When &lt;br /&gt;
they fought the Parisians,  the Greeks were outnumbered because the Persians &lt;br /&gt;
had more men.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    Eventually, the Ramons conquered the Geeks.  History call people Romans &lt;br /&gt;
because they never stayed in one place for very long.  At  Roman banquets, &lt;br /&gt;
the guests wore garlic in their hair.  Julius Caesar extinguished himself on &lt;br /&gt;
the battlefields of Gaul.  The Ides of March killed him because they thought &lt;br /&gt;
he was going to be made king.  Nero was a cruel tyrany who would torture his &lt;br /&gt;
poor subjects by playing the fiddle to them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    Then came the Middle Ages.  King Alfred conquered the Dames, King Arthur &lt;br /&gt;
lived in the Age of Shivery, King Harlod mustarded his troops before the &lt;br /&gt;
Battle of Hastings, Joan of Arc was cannonized by George Bernard Shaw, and &lt;br /&gt;
the victims of the Black Death grew boobs on their necks.  Finally, the &lt;br /&gt;
Magna Carta provided that no free man should be hanged twice for the same &lt;br /&gt;
offense.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    In midevil times most of the people were alliterate.  The greatest &lt;br /&gt;
writer of the time was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verse and also &lt;br /&gt;
wrote literature.  Another tale tells of William Tell, who shot an arrow &lt;br /&gt;
through an apple while standing on his son's head.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    The Renaissance was an age in which more individuals felt the value of &lt;br /&gt;
their human being.  Martin Luther was nailed to the church door at &lt;br /&gt;
Wittenberg for selling papal indulgences.  He died a horrible death, being &lt;br /&gt;
excommunicated by a bull.  It was the painter Donatello's interest in the &lt;br /&gt;
female nude that made him the father of the Renaissance.  It was an age of &lt;br /&gt;
great inventions and discoveries.  Gutenberg invented the Bible.  Sir Walter &lt;br /&gt;
Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes.  Another &lt;br /&gt;
important invention was the circulation of blood.  Sir Francis Drake &lt;br /&gt;
circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    The government of England was a limited mockery.  Henry VIII found &lt;br /&gt;
walking difficult because he had an abbess on his knee.  Queen Elizabeth was &lt;br /&gt;
the &amp;quot;Virgin Queen.&amp;quot;  As a queen she was a success.  When Elizabeth exposed &lt;br /&gt;
herself before her troops, they all shouted &amp;quot;hurrah.&amp;quot;  Then her navy went &lt;br /&gt;
out and defeated the Spanish Armadillo.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespear. &lt;br /&gt;
 Shakespear never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. &lt;br /&gt;
 He lived in Windsor with his merry wives, writing tragedies, comedies and &lt;br /&gt;
errors.  In one of Shakespear's famous plays, Hamlet rations out his &lt;br /&gt;
situation by relieving himself in a long soliloquy.  In another, Lady &lt;br /&gt;
Macbeth tries to convince Macbeth to kill the King by attacking his manhood. &lt;br /&gt;
 Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couplet.  Writing at the same &lt;br /&gt;
time as Shakespear was Miquel Cervantes.  He wrote &amp;quot;Donkey Hote&amp;quot;.  The next &lt;br /&gt;
great author was John Milton. Milton wrote &amp;quot;Paradise Lost.&amp;quot;  Then his wife &lt;br /&gt;
dies and he wrote &amp;quot;Paradise Regained.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    During the Renaissance America began.  Christopher Columbus was a great &lt;br /&gt;
navigator who discovered America while cursing about the Atlantic.  His &lt;br /&gt;
ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe.  Later the Pilgrims &lt;br /&gt;
crossed the Ocean, and the was called the Pilgrim's Progress.  When they &lt;br /&gt;
landed at Plymouth Rock, they were greeted by Indians, who came down the &lt;br /&gt;
hill rolling their was hoops before them.  The Indian squabs carried &lt;br /&gt;
porposies on their back.  Many of the Indian heroes were killed, along with &lt;br /&gt;
their cabooses, which proved very fatal to them.  The winter of 1620 was a &lt;br /&gt;
hard one for the settlers.  Many people died and many babies were born. &lt;br /&gt;
 Captain John Smith was responsible for all this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    One of the causes of the Revolutionary Wars was the English put tacks in &lt;br /&gt;
their tea.  Also, the colonists would send their pacels through the post &lt;br /&gt;
without stamps.  During the War, Red Coats and Paul Revere was throwing &lt;br /&gt;
balls over stone walls.  The dogs were barking and the peacocks crowing. &lt;br /&gt;
 Finally, the colonists won the War and no longer had to pay for taxis.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    Delegates from the original thirteen states formed the Contented &lt;br /&gt;
Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers &lt;br /&gt;
of the Declaration of Independence.  Franklin had gone to Boston carrying &lt;br /&gt;
all his clothes in his pocket and a loaf of bread under each arm.  He &lt;br /&gt;
invented electricity by rubbing cats backwards and declared &amp;quot;a horse divided &lt;br /&gt;
against itself cannot stand.&amp;quot; Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    George Washington married Matha Curtis and in due time became the Father &lt;br /&gt;
of Our Country.  Them the Constitution of the United States was adopted to &lt;br /&gt;
secure domestic hostility.  Under the Constitution the people enjoyed the &lt;br /&gt;
right to keep bare arms.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest Precedent.  Lincoln's mother &lt;br /&gt;
died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own &lt;br /&gt;
hands.  When Lincoln was President, he wore only a tall silk hat.  He said, &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;In onion there is strength.&amp;quot;  Abraham Lincoln write the Gettysburg address &lt;br /&gt;
while traveling from Washington to Gettysburg on the back of an envelope. &lt;br /&gt;
 He also signed the Emasculation Proclamation, and the Fourteenth Amendment &lt;br /&gt;
gave the ex-Negroes citizenship.  But the Clue Clux Clan would torcher and &lt;br /&gt;
lynch the ex-Negroes and other innocent victims.  On the night of April 14, &lt;br /&gt;
1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot in his seat by one of the &lt;br /&gt;
actors in a moving picture show.  The believed assinator was John Wilkes &lt;br /&gt;
Booth, a supposedly insane actor.  This ruined Booth's career.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Meanwhile in Europe, the enlightenment was a reasonable time.  Voltare &lt;br /&gt;
invented electricity and also wrote a book called &amp;quot;Candy&amp;quot;.  Gravity was &lt;br /&gt;
invented by Issac Walton.  It is chiefly noticeable in the Autumn, when the &lt;br /&gt;
apples are flaling off the trees.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
   Bach was the most famous composer in the world, and so was Handel. &lt;br /&gt;
 Handel was half German, half Italian and half English.  He was very large. &lt;br /&gt;
 Bach died from 1750 to the present.  Beethoven wrote music even though he &lt;br /&gt;
was deaf.  He was so deaf he wrote loud music.  He took long walks in the &lt;br /&gt;
forest even when everyone was calling for him.  Beethoven expired in 1827 &lt;br /&gt;
and later died for&lt;br /&gt;
this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    France was in a very serious state.  The French Revolution was &lt;br /&gt;
accomplished before it happened.  The Marseillaise was the theme song of the &lt;br /&gt;
French Revolution, and it catapulted into Napoleon.  During the Napoleonic &lt;br /&gt;
Wars, the crowned heads of Europe were trembling in their shoes.  Then the &lt;br /&gt;
Spanish gorrilas came down from the hills and nipped at Napoleon's flanks. &lt;br /&gt;
 Napoleon became ill with bladder problems and was very tense and &lt;br /&gt;
unrestrained.  He wanted an heir to inheret his power, but since Josephine &lt;br /&gt;
was a baroness, she couldn't bear him any children.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
   The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in &lt;br /&gt;
the East and the sun sets in the West.  Queen Victoria was the longest &lt;br /&gt;
queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years.  He reclining years and finally the &lt;br /&gt;
end of her life were exemplatory of a great personality.  Her death was the &lt;br /&gt;
final event which ended her reign.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    The nineteenth century was a time of many great inventions and thoughts. &lt;br /&gt;
The invention of the steamboat caused a network of rivers to spring up. &lt;br /&gt;
 Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick Raper, which did the work of a &lt;br /&gt;
hundred men. Samuel Morse invented a code for telepathy.  Louis Pastuer &lt;br /&gt;
discovered a cure for rabbis.  Charles Darwin was a naturailst who wrote the &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Organ of the Species&amp;quot;.  Madman Curie discovered radium.  And Karl Marx &lt;br /&gt;
became one of the Marx Brothers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
    The First World War, cause by the assignation of the Arch-Duck by a &lt;br /&gt;
surf, ushered in a new error in the anals of human history.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 --compiled by Richard Lederer, St. Paul's School&lt;br /&gt;
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Rumors have it that a war is brewing 'twixt the Secretives and the Order &lt;br /&gt;
of the Scroll...as well as between the Order and the Coven (maybe it has &lt;br /&gt;
something to do with Sharpe and Justice's announced wedding?)...we've &lt;br /&gt;
also heard that clan GM's recently met to discuss pk policies and clan &lt;br /&gt;
relations...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
Clan MacLaren seems pretty shaken up lately. In the past few weeks, a &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;false&amp;quot; MacLaren has been claiming kinship with the clan, a claim which &lt;br /&gt;
was publically refuted by the returned Kendrik....Kendrik has returned? &lt;br /&gt;
Indeed! Read on, gentle reader! Not only has he returned, but he's been &lt;br /&gt;
working rather hard at lining up some suitors for a not altogether happy &lt;br /&gt;
Northstar (apparently, she'd prefer to have more control over the selection &lt;br /&gt;
process)...so far, the suitor list includes Malorn, Arturos, Angst, and &lt;br /&gt;
Pol, who reportedly already cleared Hell as part of his quest. Landy &lt;br /&gt;
recently got booted out of the MacLarens, though not before proposing &lt;br /&gt;
marriage to Fatale, who fist accepted, then broke it off (rumor has it &lt;br /&gt;
that she desired a different MacLaren member..). Frodo got turned into a &lt;br /&gt;
vampire after one two many visit to London...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
We've had a rather long list of retirees/permadeaths in the past few....Tao &lt;br /&gt;
has retired...Kretch has retired...Magda has retired...Alistaire has &lt;br /&gt;
retired...Sabella was permakilled...eesh! Maybe we need a Legend cemetary!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
Eimer and Dial recently got married..Northstar stood up for them and &lt;br /&gt;
Parrilyn presided (reports indicate that it was a &amp;quot;lovely&amp;quot; ceremony :) &lt;br /&gt;
Wedding bells were also heard for Killer and Sandra. Rusalka performed &lt;br /&gt;
the druidic ceremony, which was held in a mysty bit of Ireland...&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
                            *********&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Agrippa seems to be back, and has been leaving all sorts of posts &lt;br /&gt;
announcing his undying love for the (married) Mitra. No response from her &lt;br /&gt;
yet, though, so far as we've heard. We did hear that Mitra got &lt;br /&gt;
accidentally listed under the &amp;quot;Best GM&amp;quot; category for the Expies ballot &lt;br /&gt;
(She sent us a note saying that it was &amp;quot;awfully flattering&amp;quot; but that &amp;quot;you &lt;br /&gt;
should vote for Toranthaz instead&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
Alistaire, druid of Lohr, recently made the following announcement to &lt;br /&gt;
legendary folk:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
People of legend, may i have your attention? It was 16 years ago when I &lt;br /&gt;
was green behind the ears, a child of Ireland, and a child of nature.&lt;br /&gt;
On my travels I came upon someone named Zen, whose guidance and teachings &lt;br /&gt;
I took to heart as she taught me the ways of both the warrior and of the &lt;br /&gt;
druid. As most of you know, I think I got the druid stuff down, the&lt;br /&gt;
warrior stuff just never came... *shrug* For many years I travelled in &lt;br /&gt;
the company of good friends, allies... Malorn, Satsu, Gerry, to name a &lt;br /&gt;
few... and of course, my dear departed wife, Isobel whom forever touched &lt;br /&gt;
my heart. It was that death that made me seek out another finding as a&lt;br /&gt;
true druid, and I found then the druids of Lohr, and within their ranks I &lt;br /&gt;
grew to the highest position. It is now my choice that Gerry Cowan shall &lt;br /&gt;
become the Archdruid of Lohr, and uphold its beliefs and teaching. I have &lt;br /&gt;
come to an impass in my life... one where i need to move on.  Know in my &lt;br /&gt;
heart that all I have crossed I have remembered dearly. My soul will &lt;br /&gt;
forever continue to live in the hearts and the souls of the trees, the &lt;br /&gt;
animals, and the people of Ireland.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And with that, my friends, I bid you all a good life, a good day, and may &lt;br /&gt;
your visions become real and your reality lie within the magic inherant &lt;br /&gt;
in the nature of this vast and strange world. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He bowed. The following info message then appeared:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[Info]: Alistaire killed by a druid of Lohr, as a sacrifice and service &lt;br /&gt;
in the name of the dieties of nature.&lt;br /&gt;
[Info]: Alistaire is permanently DEAD&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We now bring you the Legendary Times exclusive account of Kendrik's &lt;br /&gt;
re-emergence into Legend:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Yet again, Tad was blinking in astonishment at the sight of his late &lt;br /&gt;
father. He sighed and wondered what his father's ghost had to say this &lt;br /&gt;
time...&lt;br /&gt;
 &amp;quot;I cans see yu... how comes I cannae touch you?&amp;quot; Tad asked Kendrik.&lt;br /&gt;
 &amp;quot;Cause I am dead child,&amp;quot; the shade replied. Tad burst into tears.&lt;br /&gt;
 &amp;quot;But e'en ifn yu trieded real hard?&amp;quot; Tad continued, sniffing sadly.&lt;br /&gt;
 Tad's Uncle Darby leaned close to comfort the lad. &amp;quot;He's a shade now, &lt;br /&gt;
 child...&amp;quot; Darby explauned.&lt;br /&gt;
 &amp;quot;The Dark lord finally got me,&amp;quot; the shade moaned. It suddenly seemed to &lt;br /&gt;
  think of something.&lt;br /&gt;
 &amp;quot;Mebbe,&amp;quot; Tad asked it, &amp;quot;ifn Oncle Darby Magickd yu?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
 The ectoplasm of the shade gathered in a look of thoughtful &lt;br /&gt;
concentration. &amp;quot;Mebbe...&amp;quot; it moaned... &amp;quot;I might not need Darby.&amp;quot; It &lt;br /&gt;
concentrated some more.&lt;br /&gt;
 Darby sighed and noted that he wasn't quite that good with his magic.&lt;br /&gt;
 Tad sniffs sadly.&lt;br /&gt;
 Kendrik's ghost furrowed its brow&lt;br /&gt;
 Tad tried to make his Da' real by b'lievin, while Darby chanted a spell &lt;br /&gt;
to aid his late brother.&lt;br /&gt;
 Suddenly, the ghost screamed in agony as its (his?) soul flickered between &lt;br /&gt;
realities. Slowly, the ectoplasm became flesh...having fought his way out &lt;br /&gt;
of the depths, the newly emerged Kendrik collapsed.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 After a few silent moments, Tad tentatively reached out a hand &lt;br /&gt;
tentatively to touch his Da'. At the same time, Kendrik tried to touch &lt;br /&gt;
his Tad, and touched flesh for the first time in....well, a very long time.&lt;br /&gt;
Tad cried on Kendrik's shoulder and they hugged, to the utter amazement &lt;br /&gt;
of Darby.&lt;br /&gt;
 &amp;quot;DA'!&amp;quot; Tad spoke in a melancholy tone...&amp;quot;Yu's REAL!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
 &amp;quot;That I am son, love brought me back,&amp;quot; Kendrik answered.&lt;br /&gt;
 Meanwhile, Darby had decided to test Kendrik's reality by tackling him &lt;br /&gt;
to the ground. It worked. Darby laughed in astonishment.&lt;br /&gt;
 &amp;quot;I live once again,&amp;quot; announced Kendrik.&lt;br /&gt;
 &amp;quot;I loves yu, Da!&amp;quot; Tad happily told him.&lt;br /&gt;
 &amp;quot;I love you too Tad,' Kendrik answered. He turned to Darby, saying &amp;quot;And &lt;br /&gt;
you too brother.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
 &amp;quot;Yu's... 'live?&amp;quot; Tad asked, still incredulous.&lt;br /&gt;
 Darby gasped once more at Kendrik. &amp;quot;You're back, lad!&amp;quot; Darby exclaimed.&lt;br /&gt;
 Kendrik agreed. &amp;quot;I am back.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
 &amp;quot;Alive and well, thirsty too,&amp;quot; he continued, wondering whether scotch &lt;br /&gt;
would taste the same as he remembered.&lt;br /&gt;
 Tad grabbed hold of his Da's leg and clung to it tightly.&lt;br /&gt;
 Kendrik suddenly looked very, very overwhelemed. He quietly fainted.&lt;br /&gt;
 Tad caught his DA'. Looking worriedly at Darby, he asked &amp;quot;He isnae...Ded? &lt;br /&gt;
 'gain?'&lt;br /&gt;
 Guessing what remedy would be needed, Darby conjured a Scotch on the &lt;br /&gt;
rocks, whereupon Kendrik abrubtly woke up and grabbed it, quaffing it &lt;br /&gt;
down in one gulp.&lt;br /&gt;
 &amp;quot;I thotted I hadded losted yu 'gain!&amp;quot; plaintivlely told his father.&lt;br /&gt;
 Tad wiped a few tears from his eyes.&lt;br /&gt;
 &amp;quot;Ye just have to be able to brew a poof-not-dead potion, laddie...&amp;quot; Darby &lt;br /&gt;
explained to his nephew.&lt;br /&gt;
 &amp;quot;Nay, Darby just had to speak my language,&amp;quot; Kendrik informed his son.&lt;br /&gt;
 Kendrik ruffled Darby's hair playfully.    &lt;br /&gt;
 Kendrik suddenly realized that he was &amp;quot;nekkid,&amp;quot; and the party &lt;br /&gt;
hurridly departed to search out some spare clothes from Tad and Darby's &lt;br /&gt;
wardrobes. As they left, one could hear Tad exacting a promise from Kendrik &lt;br /&gt;
that &amp;quot;yu won ne'er leave 'gain.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
My apologies to all those whose' rp events I've left out. Due to a &lt;br /&gt;
number of recent RL commitments, I havn't been around as much as I &lt;br /&gt;
usually am, and so have missed seeing or hearing about a number of &lt;br /&gt;
events. Please note that we welcome all send-in accounts from &lt;br /&gt;
players..basically, it's up to you all to make sure that your name &lt;br /&gt;
is in the LT. I'd also be interested in hearing from any who are &lt;br /&gt;
interested in reporting rp events for the LT in a more regular fashion &lt;br /&gt;
(do note that we need either unbiased stories, or ones that freely admit &lt;br /&gt;
it :). We also welcome articles on various and sundry Legendary topics.&lt;br /&gt;
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