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VOLUME TWELVE, NUMBER SEVENTEEN                      October 21, 2005&lt;br /&gt;
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                           TABLE OF CONTENTS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
			   The Editor's Note&lt;br /&gt;
                      LegendMUD Calendar of Events&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                             RECENT UPDATES&lt;br /&gt;
                              Area Updates&lt;br /&gt;
                            Housing Changes&lt;br /&gt;
                              Code Updates&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                        Mutterings from the Imps?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                       New LT Column: Ask the Imps!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                          A Wonderful Wedding&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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/__|                      The Editor's Note                      |__\&lt;br /&gt;
   '-------------------------------------------------------------'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 Howdy folks, just wanted to highlight a couple things available to you &lt;br /&gt;
as&lt;br /&gt;
a player.  First, ever sitting at work wishing you could log on but&lt;br /&gt;
certain your boss would fire you if he saw even one prompt on your &lt;br /&gt;
screen?&lt;br /&gt;
Well why not read up on some back Q&amp;amp;A's for your Legend fix while at &lt;br /&gt;
work,&lt;br /&gt;
I know I do.  Their location is:&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.legendmud.org/Community/lectures/QandA/QA_index.html&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 Also, back by popular demand, I will be running trivia for you crazy&lt;br /&gt;
folks come November time, so warm up your brains for some really &lt;br /&gt;
obscure&lt;br /&gt;
fact finding and your fingers for google.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 Please, don't forget to vote for LegendMUD at the various mud sites so &lt;br /&gt;
we&lt;br /&gt;
can get some more Newbies at www.legendmud.org/forum&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 Thanks a lot and I'll catch ya on the flipside!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 -Huma&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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/__|                LegendMUD Calendar of Events                 |__\&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
                               October&lt;br /&gt;
                        Su Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa&lt;br /&gt;
                                           1&lt;br /&gt;
                         2  3  4  5  6  7  8&lt;br /&gt;
                         9 10 11 12 13 14 15&lt;br /&gt;
                        16 17 18 19 20 21 22&lt;br /&gt;
                        23 24 25 26 27 28 29&lt;br /&gt;
                        30 31&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sunday,      October  23rd,   7:00 pm     Complete the Sentence with&lt;br /&gt;
                                          Chaykin&lt;br /&gt;
Wednesday,   October  26th,   7:30 pm     Q&amp;amp;A in the OOC Auditorium&lt;br /&gt;
Monday,      October  31st,   all day     Halloween&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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\  |-------------------------------------------------------------|  /&lt;br /&gt;
/__|                       Recent Updates                        |__\&lt;br /&gt;
   '-------------------------------------------------------------'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                            Area Updates&lt;br /&gt;
                           --------------&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Alhambra: You'll now have a chance to 'dodge' the bandits' trip act.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Greece:&lt;br /&gt;
- Hydra no longer drop coins on death&lt;br /&gt;
- Teiresias will stay around longer when summoned&lt;br /&gt;
- Cockatrice will no longer turn her friends to stone&lt;br /&gt;
- Pytheas will now be quicker in making lockpicks&lt;br /&gt;
- You dont become an enemy of Thebes by fighting the king (only by &lt;br /&gt;
killing&lt;br /&gt;
  him). However fighting him still removes his friendship&lt;br /&gt;
- Lotus eater won't anymore count brews as done when he fails one or&lt;br /&gt;
  destroys a plant&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Malta: Mobs with arrival acts will use them less often. The strip of &lt;br /&gt;
silk&lt;br /&gt;
quest now has a whois (which will show up automatically for everyone &lt;br /&gt;
who&lt;br /&gt;
has already done the quest) so that you can tell if you've done it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Medieval Andes: the merchant quest should be quicker to do.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Romania: The midwife should now be able to do what she promises.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tartarus: The minimum entrance level has been dropped, but acts to &lt;br /&gt;
target&lt;br /&gt;
lower-level characters have been added. Proceed with caution!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Typo fixes and small enhancements went in to: Ancient Seas, Aztecs,&lt;br /&gt;
Generic Birds, Carthage, San Francisco, Klein, Dante's Inferno, &lt;br /&gt;
Romania,&lt;br /&gt;
South Seas&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The following in-progress areas saw commits this week:&lt;br /&gt;
Dartmoor, Mongols, Silk Road A new area is on our &amp;quot;in progress&amp;quot; list &lt;br /&gt;
this&lt;br /&gt;
week: Medieval Japan. This area is a joint project between Nestor and&lt;br /&gt;
Chaykin, and takes advantage of some  old unused work Nestor did in the&lt;br /&gt;
past.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                           Housing Changes&lt;br /&gt;
                          -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 As part of an overall evaluation of what little economy Legend&lt;br /&gt;
has as compared to the game system, we're going to eventually&lt;br /&gt;
try and work out better ways for money to flow through the game&lt;br /&gt;
and not let the crutch rest entirely on Housing to extract&lt;br /&gt;
the bulk of the gold.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 And recognizing the fact that merely owning a house shouldn't&lt;br /&gt;
require someone to spend an inordinate amount of time doing a&lt;br /&gt;
single activity (money running), we're reducing the rent cost&lt;br /&gt;
per day of housing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 Initial prices of houses will remain the same.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 Also note -- we may adjust this number up or down as we see&lt;br /&gt;
its affects on the game.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 So as of today:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
o Housing rent is now a weekly sum. However since the mechanics&lt;br /&gt;
  already existed for taking it out nightly, your nightly rent&lt;br /&gt;
  is now 1/7th of what it was previously. It will still be&lt;br /&gt;
  removed with the nightly housing update.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
- Ruf&lt;br /&gt;
                            Code Updates&lt;br /&gt;
                           --------------&lt;br /&gt;
GENERAL&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
o Slight increase in the healing amount of first aid.&lt;br /&gt;
o Resting now gives the same regeneration speed as sleeping. Sleeping &lt;br /&gt;
is&lt;br /&gt;
  still an option for those quests/area effects that still require it, &lt;br /&gt;
but&lt;br /&gt;
  all regeneration bonuses given by sleeping are now part of the &lt;br /&gt;
resting&lt;br /&gt;
  position.&lt;br /&gt;
o Perma raged people should now wake up properly when stunned.&lt;br /&gt;
o Note about stat of 123456 not being a good char removed from the char&lt;br /&gt;
  creation process.&lt;br /&gt;
o config gtellafk will send gtells to your afk buffer.&lt;br /&gt;
o Notes posted to boards will remain in the inventory of the poster&lt;br /&gt;
o For players who can see their stats, any stats in flux in &lt;br /&gt;
'attributes'&lt;br /&gt;
  will see an asterisk by the current stat:&lt;br /&gt;
  Strength   [30]  [100]* [78]&lt;br /&gt;
o Heals that are truncated for PK dam are still charged old&lt;br /&gt;
  mana value.&lt;br /&gt;
o cc line for notes will now be 240 characters.&lt;br /&gt;
o Posting a note will still leave a copy in your inventory.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
BUG&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
o Parry should give the correct messages now.&lt;br /&gt;
o Hush should now work on channels.&lt;br /&gt;
o Backstab will no longer give messages about dead people being less&lt;br /&gt;
  alert.&lt;br /&gt;
o You can't use socials on channels to show a character's disguise.&lt;br /&gt;
o Crashing bug fixed.&lt;br /&gt;
o gtells will only be sent to afk if the person receiving the&lt;br /&gt;
  message is afk.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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/__|                 Mutterings from the Imps?                   |__\&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
 We interrupt the usual &amp;quot;Mutterings from the Imps&amp;quot; to address a&lt;br /&gt;
frequent question -- What's with the Delay?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Obviously, we have a lot of balls juggling in the air at the moment:&lt;br /&gt;
Era Experience, pkill damage code, clans discussion, PKOK discussion,&lt;br /&gt;
hit table/ac/hitroll/damroll discussion, etc.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We've been asked a number of times, knowing that some of these things&lt;br /&gt;
are getting close, when they'll be implemented exactly and what is&lt;br /&gt;
with the delay?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For this update, we'll cover only the new pkill damage code.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
First off, we want to do things right the first time without having to&lt;br /&gt;
'nerf' things into oblivion down the road. As we all know that doesn't&lt;br /&gt;
work to well most of the time, we do want to at least step out on the&lt;br /&gt;
right foot. There are a number of tricky balance things within the&lt;br /&gt;
pkill damage code that we think we've worked out to the best of our&lt;br /&gt;
abilities. It is about 99% ready to go in, with just a few small&lt;br /&gt;
tweaks remaining.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
However, as the timid architect of many of the changes, I (Rufus)&lt;br /&gt;
would like to be able to be around to watch the initial implementation&lt;br /&gt;
and work on collecting data and correcting problems immediately.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Right now, I'm unavailable to do that and will be for the next week or&lt;br /&gt;
so as work issues sort themselves out. We're in a crunch time here at&lt;br /&gt;
the old publishing house and I can't devote enough time to make sure&lt;br /&gt;
that the transition to the new code goes smoothly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We have tentatively targetted 10/28 as the install date for the pkill&lt;br /&gt;
damage code changes. If this changes, a notice will be posted on the&lt;br /&gt;
welcome board.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So what's going to happen?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm going to be honest -- chances are it's going to be broken in a few&lt;br /&gt;
crucial and/or critical ways. We've tested this, you have tested this&lt;br /&gt;
on testmuds, we've done our best, but every bit of code has bugs and&lt;br /&gt;
we will always have balance issues.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This pkill damage code change does not solve any of PKill's problems.&lt;br /&gt;
What it does is attenuate some of the most detrimental effects in the&lt;br /&gt;
game and make fights longer, which will allow us to get a bigger&lt;br /&gt;
picture view of the balance problems with pkill. I&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As I have said, it's a first step. Heck, it might not even be a GOOD&lt;br /&gt;
step but it's the best we've got right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Once we let this settle for a few weeks, we'll start taking a look at&lt;br /&gt;
what other code needs to be changed or modified. We will try our best&lt;br /&gt;
to leave the system untouched while players and imms alike evaluate&lt;br /&gt;
its overall effects, but again, I promise nothing other than most all&lt;br /&gt;
fights will take longer. I encourage people to try it out and comment&lt;br /&gt;
on it objectively... This will not fix create mages' ability in pkill&lt;br /&gt;
-- don't expect it to, it won't fix sniper's rather uncanny ability to&lt;br /&gt;
stun frequently, it won't fix the fact that many factors of ac and&lt;br /&gt;
hitroll can be completely undermined by a lucky special attack, and it&lt;br /&gt;
won't fix the fact that damroll is by all intents and purposes a bit&lt;br /&gt;
wacky when it comes to balance.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We appreciate any and all feedback, of course. Were it not for&lt;br /&gt;
players' suggestions and comments, we wouldn't have been able to make&lt;br /&gt;
this step, let alone any others. Give it a shot, give us some info we&lt;br /&gt;
can work with. Yes, it will suck, at first. We promise to make it&lt;br /&gt;
better.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thank you,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rufus and Sandra&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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/__|  LEGENDITES: Information Regarding the People of Our World  |__\&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
                   New LT Column: Ask the Imps!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ever have a burning question that you want answered and want answered&lt;br /&gt;
out in the open but don't feel like attaching your name to it? Unable&lt;br /&gt;
to make a Q&amp;amp;A session? Well, now's your chance!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As of the next LT (provided we have any questions, of course), we will&lt;br /&gt;
start a new column: Ask the Imps!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Every LT we will pick a few questions and answer them as completely as&lt;br /&gt;
we can.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Send any questions you have to ASKIMPS@legendmud.org!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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                      A Wonderful Wedding&lt;br /&gt;
                     -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 I, a servant of the House of Chamberlain, am pleased to announce that&lt;br /&gt;
Lord Terrance Charles Archibald Chamberlain III and Lady Zqviimia&lt;br /&gt;
Schilderknaddargeres were wed on this day, Sunday, the Ninth Day of&lt;br /&gt;
October, the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand Five.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 For those of you who were unable to make it, Mister and Misses&lt;br /&gt;
Chamberlain have provided a transcript of the event for you:&lt;br /&gt;
(Editors Note: This Log has been edited for  content and length&lt;br /&gt;
and has been formatted to fit your TV Screen.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Okay, we ready to start this party?' Friar Chaykin says.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Terrance nod anxiously.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Zqviimia, the matchmaker nods solemnly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Henslin is rip red roaring to PAR-TAY!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Mysterious Krista, the assassin giggles.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Zqviimia, the matchmaker throws her head back and cackles gleefully!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Terrance takes a slow, deep breath ...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Okay, then let's begin,' Friar Chaykin says. 'I'd like to request that&lt;br /&gt;
everyone please remain perfectly quiet and remain from unnecessary &lt;br /&gt;
spam.'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Friar Chaykin says, 'Er, refrain, that is.'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Zqviimia, the matchmaker throws her head back and cackles gleefully!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Friar Chaykin clears his throat gruffly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'We are gathered here today to celebrate the marriage of Terrance and&lt;br /&gt;
Zqviimia,' Friar Chaykin says. 'For them, this marriage is more than an&lt;br /&gt;
exclamation of love. It is a desire to unite their hopes and dreams and&lt;br /&gt;
live together as one.'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Today we celebrate not only the union of Terrance and Zqviimia, but &lt;br /&gt;
the&lt;br /&gt;
ties to one another as a community,' Friar Chaykin says. 'As Terrance &lt;br /&gt;
and&lt;br /&gt;
Zqviimia take their vows, let us re-affirm our bonds to our friends and&lt;br /&gt;
neighbors.'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Out of the corner of your eye you notice a very upset, and very dead,&lt;br /&gt;
zombie quietly file into one of the pews in the back. He appears to be&lt;br /&gt;
dressed as a taxi driver.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'It is only appropriate that you, the community, participate in this&lt;br /&gt;
sacred ceremony,' Friar Chaykin adds. 'The love, trust, and devotion &lt;br /&gt;
these&lt;br /&gt;
two bring to their marriage have roots in the love, trust, and devotion&lt;br /&gt;
which you have nurtured in them.'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Will you, the community, stand behind Terrance and Zqviimia?' Friar&lt;br /&gt;
Chaykin says.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Mysterious Krista, the assassin nods solemnly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Yes indeed,' Gwangali says.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Henslin nods solemnly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Meffrid says gently, 'Aye.'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Friar Chaykin nods solemnly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Well then--,' Friar Chaykin says.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Suddenly the zombie stands up and blurts out with a great show of &lt;br /&gt;
tears,&lt;br /&gt;
'Noooooooo! I love you! No, Terrance! I love you!'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Terrance looks angry.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Terrance glares at the zombie ...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Terrance composes himself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Ah hem. I am a gentleman ... you are a zombie of a -taxi driver-, and&lt;br /&gt;
surely you know it was a -tip- I gave you?!' Terrance says angrily.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'WHAT?! A TIP?!' cries the distraught undead cabbie. 'You call -that- a&lt;br /&gt;
TIP?! That was -more- than just a tip, you insensitive ass!'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A zombie of a taxi driver wails uncontrollably.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Terrance glares at the zombie ...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Not only are you of the lowest of the lower classes, you dwell now six&lt;br /&gt;
feet below them!' Terrance says, red-faced with anger. 'Be gone!'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'That didn't stop YOU, did it?!' sobs the zombie.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Terrance scowls heatedly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In a flash, the Phantom of the Opera appears! After glancing at the &lt;br /&gt;
zombie&lt;br /&gt;
of a taxi driver, he is overwhelmed by passionate stirrings!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Friar Chaykin peers around intently.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Terrance raises an eyebrow furiously.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Phantom and the zombie of a taxi driver meet each other's gaze, and&lt;br /&gt;
you suddenly get the sense that you are intruding on something private&lt;br /&gt;
and really, really disturbing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The two twisted forms meet, and begin to dance! Not taking their eyes &lt;br /&gt;
off&lt;br /&gt;
each other for a moment, they parade out to a flying limousine, and&lt;br /&gt;
outside the church you see it take off, soaring over the rainbow.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gwangali shows his approval by clapping his hands together.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'...wow,' Zqviimia, the matchmaker says.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The bunnies sing, the bears prance about, and they live happily ever&lt;br /&gt;
after.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Zqviimia, the matchmaker blinks.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Terrance blinks.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Terrance looks relieved.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Mysterious Krista, the assassin giggles.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Hmm, all right,' Friar Chaykin says. 'Well...if there are er...no &lt;br /&gt;
other&lt;br /&gt;
objections...let's continue?'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Zqviimia, the matchmaker nods her agreement with Friar Chaykin.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Terrance nod agreement with him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Friar Chaykin states, 'Will you, the community, continue to stand &lt;br /&gt;
behind&lt;br /&gt;
Terrance and Zqviimia? Please nod now.'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Henslin nods solemnly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Mysterious Krista, the assassin nods solemnly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gwangali nods solemnly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Meffrid nods gently.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Terrance and Zqviimia, we, the community of Legend, stand behind your&lt;br /&gt;
decision to wed,' Friar Chaykin says.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Do you, Zqviimia, take Terrance to be your husband and partner &lt;br /&gt;
eternal?'&lt;br /&gt;
Friar Chaykin says. 'Do you vow to protect him, counsel him, assist &lt;br /&gt;
him,&lt;br /&gt;
and devote yourself wholly to his well-being, even in trying times?'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'I do,' Zqviimia, the matchmaker says.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Please present him with his ring, the token of your bond,' Friar &lt;br /&gt;
Chaykin&lt;br /&gt;
says to Zqviimia, the matchmaker.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Zqviimia, the matchmaker gives Terrance a hand-crafted platinum wedding&lt;br /&gt;
band.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Terrance wears a hand-crafted platinum wedding band on your left ring&lt;br /&gt;
finger.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Count Drakkon leaps in from the north, prepared to climb any mountain.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Wear this ring proudly, Terrance, as it symbolizes your union,' Friar&lt;br /&gt;
Chaykin says. 'May it never dull or tarnish.'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Do you, Terrance, take Zqviimia to be your wife and partner eternal?'&lt;br /&gt;
Friar Chaykin says. 'Do you vow to protect her, counsel her, assist &lt;br /&gt;
her,&lt;br /&gt;
and devote yourself wholly to her well-being, even in trying times?'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'I do,' Terrance says, sighing with relief.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Friar Chaykin says, 'Please present her with her ring, the token of &lt;br /&gt;
your&lt;br /&gt;
bond.'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Terrance gives a platinum princess-cut diamond ring to Zqviimia, the&lt;br /&gt;
matchmaker.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Zqviimia, the matchmaker wears a platinum princess-cut diamond ring on&lt;br /&gt;
her left ring finger.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Wear this ring proudly, Zqviimia, as it symbolizes your union,' Friar&lt;br /&gt;
Chaykin says. 'May it never dull or tarnish.'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Zqviimia, the matchmaker giggles.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As an immortal of the Legend community, I hereby announce that Terrance&lt;br /&gt;
and Zqviimia have entered into wedlock. (You hear the clink of that&lt;br /&gt;
wedlock snapping shut.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gwangali cheers wildly!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Zqviimia, the matchmaker cheers wildly!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Mysterious Krista, the assassin cheers wildly!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Everyone tell Zqviimia to kiss her new husband!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Henslin shows his approval by clapping his hands together.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Zqviimia, the matchmaker kisses Terrance.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nadia grins evilly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Meffrid gives a round of applause.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Terrances pulls Zqviimia close to him and gives her a tender kiss.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Zqviimia, the matchmaker blushes bright red.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Mysterious Krista, the assassin hugs Zqviimia, the matchmaker.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Friar Chaykin says, 'May I present.'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Mysterious Krista, the assassin hugs Terrance.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Count Drakkon shows his approval by clapping his hands together.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Mr. and Mrs. Chamberlain,' Friar Chaykin says.&lt;br /&gt;
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