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VOLUME TWO, ISSUE THIRTY-THREE                       September 25, 1995&lt;br /&gt;
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                     *****************************&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                       ...:/:[ CONTENTS ]:\:...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                       *PLAYER KILLING-CLAN UPDATE*&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                              *ARTICLES*&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                          -Malorn's Web Page-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                            *ANNOUNCEMENTS*&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                        -Player Killing Workshop-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                          -Fund Drive Update-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                            *SOCIAL EVENTS*&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                            -Clan Updates-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                           -An Announcement-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                        -Another Legendary Poem-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                          -Bay's Wanderings-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=&lt;br /&gt;
Please send your responses to articles to the Legendary Times address&lt;br /&gt;
at stevensj@ucsu.colorado.edu. Letters to the editor are welcomed.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
             ****NOTICE TO ALL CLANNED CHARACTERS****&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In light of recent discussions on the LDL, the gods have decided to make&lt;br /&gt;
the following offer to all clanned players: if you clanned for reasons&lt;br /&gt;
other than pkill, and are not comfortable participating in pkill, we will&lt;br /&gt;
unclan your character for you. This offer is good for two weeks only - until&lt;br /&gt;
OCTOBER 9. This offer is intended only for people who realized belatedly&lt;br /&gt;
that they were in over their heads, and the goal is to ensure that after&lt;br /&gt;
October 9th the only people who are pkill-enabled will be people who&lt;br /&gt;
genuinely want to participate in pkill. We hope that this will eliminate&lt;br /&gt;
the worries about whether someone's feelings will get hurt if you&lt;br /&gt;
attack them, and will ensure that everyone who is allowed to take part in&lt;br /&gt;
pkill thinks that pkill is fun. Please do not try using this offer in&lt;br /&gt;
order to unclan a character who has been active in pkill - the goal is to&lt;br /&gt;
benefit players like you by removing pacifists from the pkill field.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you get excessively upset about being pkilled, or joined a clan so you&lt;br /&gt;
could hang out with your friends, or get the benefits of shared knowledge,&lt;br /&gt;
or take part in roleplaying, you should consider the following:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
1) Clans are for pkill. Anyone who is in a pk-enabled clan or is a rogue&lt;br /&gt;
has agreed to take part in pkill as victim, aggressor, or both. If you&lt;br /&gt;
aren't comfortable with this, unclan.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
2) If you like roleplaying, there are groups other than the pkill clans&lt;br /&gt;
which roleplay. Lirra runs the Wandering Mage Rescue Alliance, One has&lt;br /&gt;
tried to stir up interest in a non-Order-of-the-Scroll bardic group, or&lt;br /&gt;
feel free to start your own group of roleplayers. You can even form a&lt;br /&gt;
one-person 'clan' if you want - Pug is the only known member of 'Clan Pug'&lt;br /&gt;
for instance. You can share information, group together, choose a place&lt;br /&gt;
like a room of der Phoenix, Sentnay's food stand, or the soon-to-be-installed&lt;br /&gt;
Roman baths, to have meetings in or hang out together. If you want to&lt;br /&gt;
participate in a social group like this, YOU DON'T NEED TO BE PK-ENABLED!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
3) As this offer is meant to give peaceful characters a way to gracefully&lt;br /&gt;
remove themselves from the pkill playing field, any character who chooses&lt;br /&gt;
to unclan cannot later clan that character. If you play a more aggressive&lt;br /&gt;
character later, that character is not barred from pkill, but anyone who&lt;br /&gt;
chooses to unclan at this point is making a lifelong decision for that&lt;br /&gt;
character (just as clanning the character originally was supposed to be,&lt;br /&gt;
but owell. everyone makes mistakes sometimes).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
4) After October 9th, you will have absolutely no recourse to the gods if&lt;br /&gt;
you get dragged into a pkill situation and are unhappy about it. Either&lt;br /&gt;
decide to unclan now, or else decide that you will learn to enjoy taking&lt;br /&gt;
part in pkill.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As a final note, those of you who get the LDL will have heard the comments&lt;br /&gt;
to the effect that pkill isn't broken, and the simultaneous suggestions&lt;br /&gt;
of what can be done to fix it. Ensuring that the only people who are pkill&lt;br /&gt;
enabled are people who want to take part in pkill will go a long way towards&lt;br /&gt;
proving the first statement correct. If you aren't enthusiastic about the&lt;br /&gt;
idea of other players being able to kill your character, or you being able&lt;br /&gt;
to kill their character, now is your chance to get out of the pkill system&lt;br /&gt;
without having to retire a cherished character. I strongly urge anyone&lt;br /&gt;
who doesn't like pkill to take us up on this offer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
            -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
            * * * NEW CLAN/PK POLICY ANNOUNCEMENT * * *&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
               Do you have a level 50 character?&lt;br /&gt;
            Is your lvl 50 char clanned, but bored?&lt;br /&gt;
      Do you have the stamina to attain immort-level experience?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If so, you may be able to unclan your character without having to retire.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;From now on, any clanned character who attains immort-level experience&lt;br /&gt;
will be able to unclan that character without retiring it. But beware -&lt;br /&gt;
your enemies may decide to foil your ambitions by making a special effort&lt;br /&gt;
to kill you as you endeavor to collect the requisite experience.&lt;br /&gt;
You must be at or above immort-level xp at the time you talk to a god&lt;br /&gt;
about being unclanned.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This new policy is offered solely as a reward to people who have made the&lt;br /&gt;
extraordinary effort to collect such a huge amount of experience. It has&lt;br /&gt;
no relationship to any other discussions of clanning or pkill.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                       *\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                           CODE UPDATES&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Mobs that only occasionally try to bite or kick you, will only now give&lt;br /&gt;
  messages when they actually try to perform that attack type. Before&lt;br /&gt;
  the fix, it looked like they were always getting double or triple&lt;br /&gt;
  attacks, because 'blocked' type messages showed up regardless&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Recall Tag now works like OOC in that it drops you back to wherever you&lt;br /&gt;
  started from when you joined the game (in other words, the angel will&lt;br /&gt;
  send you back to where you were before instead of to a designated home&lt;br /&gt;
  town).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Various reported bugs have been fixed in Egypt.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
                           MALORN'S WEB PAGE&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the past several weeks, Malorn has spent many hours creating a&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;non-official&amp;quot; Web Site for Legend (as many of you already know&lt;br /&gt;
Arkenstone had previously created a web page for us which is alive and&lt;br /&gt;
well :). The result is a tremendous resource for LegendMud players,&lt;br /&gt;
newbies and veteran alike.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The page has four main links: About Legend, Legendary Times Index, About&lt;br /&gt;
the Immortals, and Connecting Directly. As one might guess, choosing the&lt;br /&gt;
latter provides a direct link to Legend, while clicking on the Index&lt;br /&gt;
takes you to the Legendary Times archive on Arkenstone's page. The &amp;quot;About&lt;br /&gt;
Legend&amp;quot; link is without doubt the largest. From it, you can link to the&lt;br /&gt;
OTS Newbie Guide and information about the clan system, the perils of&lt;br /&gt;
cheating (and what we regard as cheating), and the enhancements&lt;br /&gt;
that make LegendMUD unique (including our skills system and roleplaying).&lt;br /&gt;
There is also a link to the Area Page, through which you can get oodles of&lt;br /&gt;
information about the historical backgrounds of the areas in Legend (as well&lt;br /&gt;
as a few general pointers about what to expect in them). In the future,&lt;br /&gt;
we'll also be updating and adding the helpfiles (the non skill and spell&lt;br /&gt;
ones that is) to that the About Legend link.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Finally (but certainly not LEAST) is the link to the Immortals' pages,&lt;br /&gt;
where you can find out such useful things as where Fionn's RL hometown is,&lt;br /&gt;
where the IMPs went to college, and what Bart's opera schedule for the&lt;br /&gt;
next several weeks is (you never know what may come up in a trivia&lt;br /&gt;
contest :).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
To reach Malorn's page, open a connection on your web browser to&lt;br /&gt;
http://alcuin.plymouth.edu/~ed/legend.html. While you're browsing, also&lt;br /&gt;
check out Arkenstone's page. As well as the before mentioned Legendary&lt;br /&gt;
Times Archive, it also has several pictures of RL legendary folk. Its&lt;br /&gt;
address is http://www.cs.cmu.edu:8001/Web/People/johnmil/legend/legend.html.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Malorn notes that although the address for his page will soon be moving,&lt;br /&gt;
he'll have a jumper page at the original site so that you'll still be able&lt;br /&gt;
to find it even if you havn't gotten the new address.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                        *\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Mud Connector designated LegendMUD as one of their top five nominees&lt;br /&gt;
for the Mud of the Month of September. Although JediMUD outdid us to win&lt;br /&gt;
that top stop, it's still an honor for us to have been nominated :)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                         -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                      PLAYER KILLING WORKSHOP&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A Player Killing workshop will be held on Tuesday, October 3, at 9 PM&lt;br /&gt;
EST, in the OOC. Mercenary has graciously agreed to share some p-kill&lt;br /&gt;
strategy; all other players who wish to share and/or discuss strategy&lt;br /&gt;
are welcomed to do so! We strongly advise that anyone who is pk-enabled&lt;br /&gt;
but inexperienced in pkilling or pkill strategy should plan to attend&lt;br /&gt;
(in fact, GMs may wish to make this a mandatory event). This workshop&lt;br /&gt;
should be of great help to all of you who decide you want to remain&lt;br /&gt;
clanned, or for those who want to attend to decide if remaining clanned&lt;br /&gt;
is really for them. Remember, you will have the opportunity to unclan&lt;br /&gt;
for several days after this event, so feel free to explore all your&lt;br /&gt;
options before making that decision.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                      ********************&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                       FUND DRIVE UPDATE&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It turns out that RAM prices were more expensive than we expected them to&lt;br /&gt;
be. Between that the site fees for the first six months, plus what we&lt;br /&gt;
already owed Sadist, we still lack about $400. Yes, we are now open on the&lt;br /&gt;
new site, but we do still need pledges and donations :) (Many thanks to&lt;br /&gt;
the players who have already made a sizable dent in our &amp;quot;debt&amp;quot;!!!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We suggest that those who have the money burning a hole in their pocket&lt;br /&gt;
go ahead and send the checks directly to the following address and we&lt;br /&gt;
will get the letters out to them as soon as we can, perhaps even crossing&lt;br /&gt;
in the mail.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is the address to send donations to:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
           (make checks payable to Raphael and Kristen Koster)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                     Raph and Kristen Koster&lt;br /&gt;
                     12603 Rhea Ct.&lt;br /&gt;
                     Austin, TX 78727&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you are an overseas donor who cannot write a check in US Dollars,&lt;br /&gt;
please email them at koster@eden.com.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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                             CLAN NEWS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Things reached a climax in the Kiera VS Secretives VS Morrigens War when&lt;br /&gt;
Kiera permakilled Isobel, a stalwart Morrigen. Although Isobel reappeared&lt;br /&gt;
briefly for another round at the wheel, she soon met a dragon that she&lt;br /&gt;
couldn't handle and departed Legend for good. THEN, as if things wern't&lt;br /&gt;
already too exciting, Kiera and Bay_el-lor (that Secretive GM type) duked it&lt;br /&gt;
out in a final battle from which only one could return. After numerous&lt;br /&gt;
deaths on both sides, Kiera emerged the victor, and Bay_el-lor faded into&lt;br /&gt;
Legend's memory....For the record, Kiera explained to our Legendary Times&lt;br /&gt;
correspondant that she aimed for a permanent resolution to the conflict&lt;br /&gt;
between herself and the Secretives not so much because of earlier attempts&lt;br /&gt;
to off her as because of certain items she had lost from her corpse in the&lt;br /&gt;
past.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
These deaths, as well as earlier attempts to permakill individuals such&lt;br /&gt;
as Kiera, have raised numerous questions among clanned characters about&lt;br /&gt;
the ethics of permakilling. Those who wish to discuss this issue further&lt;br /&gt;
are directed to the LDL forum, as well as to roleplay their reactions.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In other clan news, Augustus recently killed first Dominic, the&lt;br /&gt;
knightly GM, and then Eretz, the OTS GM. One wonders if this is a&lt;br /&gt;
trend....Augustus also got involved in some scuffles with Hermetics,&lt;br /&gt;
including Jondalar, Xo, and CLeo.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Yukio recently backstabbed Mitra over allegations of &amp;quot;flirting&amp;quot; with&lt;br /&gt;
Tempus (apparently Yukio felt that neither was giving her sufficient&lt;br /&gt;
attention). Despite the surprise attack, Mitra managed to kill Yukio and&lt;br /&gt;
get her back for calling Mitra a &amp;quot;harlot.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                        /*\*/*\*/*\*/*\*/*\&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                         An Announcement&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The following took place on the eve of the LT's going to press.....:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Mercenary walked in and nodded politely to his audience. &amp;quot;I have a brief&lt;br /&gt;
announcement to make,&amp;quot; he said. Zorkus helpfully called out &amp;quot;Speak Merc!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
The Mercenary glanced at his notes and continued &amp;quot;I'm pleased to announce&lt;br /&gt;
that I have recently accepted overlordship of the Knights of Legend.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
The reactions of the crowd were various. Forrest exclaimed &amp;quot;goodness!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
and Sabella said &amp;quot;wow&amp;quot; while Kiera and Magda snickered.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 &amp;quot;Aye, under my patient tutelage and benevolent leadership, they shall&lt;br /&gt;
flourish&amp;quot; The Mercenary explained. Yukio rolled her eyes and Mitra noted&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;that may take a bit....&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Dominic shall remain the GM of the clan, and I shall leave most of the&lt;br /&gt;
daily operations to him&amp;quot; The Mercenary carefully noted. Bureaucratic&lt;br /&gt;
procedures were greatly bothersome to him, especially when there was a&lt;br /&gt;
profit to be made elsewhere. Calli wondered if the Knights were yet aware&lt;br /&gt;
of The Mercenary's plans and an invisible someone asked how much the&lt;br /&gt;
Knights were paying The Mercenary for his generousity. &amp;quot;Well that's noble&lt;br /&gt;
of ya&amp;quot; commented Kiera.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;.... and as to what, if anything, they pay, 'tis none of your&lt;br /&gt;
concern&amp;quot; answered The Mercenary. He looked back to his notes and continued.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;For the time being, the knights fall under my protection until further&lt;br /&gt;
notice.&amp;quot; Malorn was confused. &amp;quot;Merc.... knight gm?!  huh?!&amp;quot; he sputtered.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;My thanks for your time, aye,&amp;quot; The Mercenary told his audience.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I repeat,&amp;quot; he proclaimed, &amp;quot;I am *overlord* of the Knights&amp;quot; He also&lt;br /&gt;
explained that he preferred to be addressed as &amp;quot;Overlord.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Mercenary,&amp;quot; Yukio asked, &amp;quot;Could you please instruct your knights to look at&lt;br /&gt;
mobs to see if they are wounded before attacking them?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Certes they behave within tolerances of the law. To do otherwise is&lt;br /&gt;
death,&amp;quot; The Mercenary explained.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Malorn also had a question. &amp;quot;So if i touch one of them you attack me?,&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
he queried. &amp;quot;If ye touch one of them without my permission, aye,&amp;quot; The&lt;br /&gt;
Mercenary assured him, &amp;quot;for the time being.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;The leadership situation still needs to be clarified, and I would have&lt;br /&gt;
no distractions,&amp;quot; The Mercenary explained.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kiera laughed and shouted &amp;quot;Ya mean as overlord ya might give permission to&lt;br /&gt;
slaughter them?&amp;quot; She carefully polished her dagger. &amp;quot;I might indeed,&lt;br /&gt;
aye,&amp;quot; answered The Mercenary. When Malorn asked how much it would cost to&lt;br /&gt;
slaughter Knights, The Mercenary informed him that he would have to be&lt;br /&gt;
more specific.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After a certain amount of discussion over why The Mercenary was&lt;br /&gt;
establishing himself as Knightly Overlord and how much money he must expect&lt;br /&gt;
to make from it, The Mercenary politely nodded and departed. But the&lt;br /&gt;
night was not yet over. Ere it finished, Gail, a Knight of Legend fell to&lt;br /&gt;
The Mercenary's dagger, having attacked him to show her defiance of his&lt;br /&gt;
overlordship. One can only wonder how Sir Dominic and the rest of the&lt;br /&gt;
Knights will respond to The Mercenary's plans...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
                    *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This month marks the first wedding anniversary of Hunter Rose and Katya.&lt;br /&gt;
As many of you may recall, their wedding, held in the misty moors of&lt;br /&gt;
Ireland, was the very first in LegendMUD history! Be sure to congratulate&lt;br /&gt;
them if you see them around!&lt;br /&gt;
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                      Another Legendary Poem&lt;br /&gt;
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We recently received the following from Penthus:&lt;br /&gt;
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Not to be outdone by Limerick, I've written a few Legendary Tunes.&lt;br /&gt;
The first is called &amp;quot;A Shogun Named Penthus,&amp;quot; to the tune of &amp;quot;A Shogun&lt;br /&gt;
Named Marcus,&amp;quot; by Clutch.&lt;br /&gt;
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        If you thought it was boring on Carnage&lt;br /&gt;
        Then come out here for a day&lt;br /&gt;
        And by the way the name's Penthus&lt;br /&gt;
        But if you like you can call me Sensei&lt;br /&gt;
        Well Mercenary's in the pigsty&lt;br /&gt;
        And Kiera's in the shack&lt;br /&gt;
        And ya better believe that i'll hold 'em there&lt;br /&gt;
        Till the imps they pay me back.&lt;br /&gt;
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        Wire-rim Spectacles&lt;br /&gt;
        Wormtooth, pungent&lt;br /&gt;
        Bash, kick, and headbutt&lt;br /&gt;
        Oh my lord!&lt;br /&gt;
        Backstabbing, corpse looting&lt;br /&gt;
        Double-crosses, forceclanning&lt;br /&gt;
        Cross-character romance&lt;br /&gt;
        Bless my soul!&lt;br /&gt;
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        Hari Kari and permadeath&lt;br /&gt;
        Come dancin' with me&lt;br /&gt;
        Hari Kari and permadeath&lt;br /&gt;
        Won't ya come dancin' with me?&lt;br /&gt;
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        Yes I'm a LegendMUD samurai&lt;br /&gt;
        And a Pkiller nonetheless&lt;br /&gt;
        Yes I'm a LegendMUD samurai&lt;br /&gt;
        And I can read your mind&lt;br /&gt;
        Check it out I'm like a buzzbomb&lt;br /&gt;
        Yes I'm a LegendMUD samurai&lt;br /&gt;
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        So bebopballoobopawopshamboo&lt;br /&gt;
        And a vial of filmy liquid if I got to.&lt;br /&gt;
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Future songs to follow as i come up with them, and as long as Rus keeps&lt;br /&gt;
printing them ;-).  Like Limerick, i'll accept requests for songs about&lt;br /&gt;
specific people, or twistings of favorite songs (i reserve the right to&lt;br /&gt;
refuse songs based on bad musical taste :-).&lt;br /&gt;
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[Editor's Note: If I get flooded with poems, I may get more selective&lt;br /&gt;
(that is, I won't publish every poem from every player). However, all&lt;br /&gt;
budding poets are encouraged to submit the fruits of their word&lt;br /&gt;
processors.]&lt;br /&gt;
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                 *()*()*()*()*()*()*()*()*()*&lt;br /&gt;
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Wiley the Mage announces that he is available to calm and cure for groups&lt;br /&gt;
of intrepid warrior types who care to let him tag along...Those&lt;br /&gt;
interested should send him a tell.&lt;br /&gt;
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This piece was submitted to the LT offices shortly before Bay_el-lor's&lt;br /&gt;
untimely demise.&lt;br /&gt;
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                     Bay's Wanderings&lt;br /&gt;
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        I was buzzing out of Casablanca the other day (sooner or later,&lt;br /&gt;
everyone leaves Casablanca) and made a wrong turn in the desert . . . I&lt;br /&gt;
got distracted by something shiny on the horizon and lost my sense of&lt;br /&gt;
direction and suddenly I wasn't where I wanted to be.&lt;br /&gt;
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        I sometimes think there must be about a million acres of desert&lt;br /&gt;
I've never explored, since I'm always heading some_where_ and the only&lt;br /&gt;
way to explore the desert is to not be going anywhere in particular.  I&lt;br /&gt;
wandered a while, and eventually, becoming bored by the monotony of it&lt;br /&gt;
all, sat down to create some water and build some sand castles (what&lt;br /&gt;
else would you do as a create-mage in the desert?).  As I was digging&lt;br /&gt;
the moat around my 1/42 scale model of the Tower of London, I came upon&lt;br /&gt;
a foot in the sand.  Well, not a foot ..a foot bone ... and the foot&lt;br /&gt;
bone was connected to a leg bone, and the leg bone was connected to a&lt;br /&gt;
thigh bone, and the thigh bone was connected to a hip bone, and the hip&lt;br /&gt;
bone was connected to a back bone, and the back bone was connected to a&lt;br /&gt;
back pack.  I don't know if there was a head, because what I found in&lt;br /&gt;
the backpack stopped me right there . . . a carefully preserved&lt;br /&gt;
blue-jacketed book, wrapped in oilskin.  The book proved to be a Chinese&lt;br /&gt;
pillow book, but more interesting than the drawings was what was written&lt;br /&gt;
in the margins.  Apparently the traveller who's bones I'd found had kept&lt;br /&gt;
a diary on the only blank paper he or she had . . . the margins of an&lt;br /&gt;
existing book.  I turned my back to the sandcastle and began to read.&lt;br /&gt;
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        Most of what I found in the book I knew already ...keys to&lt;br /&gt;
quests, maps to towns, survival tips and strategies.  But some of the&lt;br /&gt;
writings were about the world and the nature of our place in it.  These&lt;br /&gt;
words have been troubling me greatly of late, so I reproduce them for&lt;br /&gt;
you here.&lt;br /&gt;
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        Last week J. and I discovered something marvelous--we cannot&lt;br /&gt;
really die.  We were crossing the desert outside the city of Agrabah and&lt;br /&gt;
J. was bitten by a cobra.  He died almost immediately . . . and killing&lt;br /&gt;
the snake was of little comfort to me.  I sat down to mourn over the&lt;br /&gt;
corpse of my friend since childhood.  The enormity of my loss had hardly&lt;br /&gt;
begun to strike me when he appeared, living and quite naked beside me.&lt;br /&gt;
I think he was as startled by his corpse as I was by his appearance.  He&lt;br /&gt;
explained that he had just awoken in the Agrabah inn and come to find&lt;br /&gt;
me.  Suddenly, in a flash, everything was clear to me . . . as many&lt;br /&gt;
times as I've killed that cackling child in Agrabah, there always seems&lt;br /&gt;
to be another almost identical one.  I had long thought that, urchins&lt;br /&gt;
being urchins, they all just looked alike.  But what if they, like J.,&lt;br /&gt;
were coming back from the dead?&lt;br /&gt;
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        Since then, we have killed one-another a half-dozen times and&lt;br /&gt;
always reappeared naked in an inn.  We are in some strange way immortal.&lt;br /&gt;
What can this possibly mean?&lt;br /&gt;
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        J. and I have long known that we are different from many of the&lt;br /&gt;
people in the world.  The smith in Tara, for instance, seems never to&lt;br /&gt;
leave his forge.  Many who we meet have little or no linguistic skill,&lt;br /&gt;
no ability to communicate or operate outside of a narrow sphere of&lt;br /&gt;
activity, while J. and I wander the world at will.  Lately we have found&lt;br /&gt;
others like ourselves.  They belong to organizations of like individuals&lt;br /&gt;
they call &amp;quot;clans,&amp;quot; and they kill one-another for sport.  The world, it&lt;br /&gt;
seems, is divided between those of us who, human, wander the world at&lt;br /&gt;
will, and those nearly machine people who do not.  How did such I world&lt;br /&gt;
come to be?  I have a memory that nags at the edge of my consciousness&lt;br /&gt;
that tells me this is not how the world always was.&lt;br /&gt;
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                                ***&lt;br /&gt;
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        Horror!  Horror!  There are others, not machine, not human.&lt;br /&gt;
Today I heard a voice that spoke through the whole world at once, a form&lt;br /&gt;
that appeared from nothing, that created from nothing without casting a&lt;br /&gt;
spell, that cackled at my puny attempts to harm it.  Gods?  Can there be&lt;br /&gt;
gods that are to us as we are to the machine people?&lt;br /&gt;
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                                ***&lt;br /&gt;
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        There are gods, many, perhaps more than we know.  They roam the&lt;br /&gt;
world and they are invulnerable to us.  I do not know their purposes.&lt;br /&gt;
Perhaps, like us, they have different purposes among them, but I fear&lt;br /&gt;
such great power, I mistrust it.&lt;br /&gt;
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        Worse, now, I have learned that sometimes they take mortal form&lt;br /&gt;
and walk among us, meddling in our affairs, joining our clans, attacking&lt;br /&gt;
and killing us with skills and strategies born of more experience than&lt;br /&gt;
any human might carry.  J. and I call them gods' pawns, or godlings, or,&lt;br /&gt;
as I prefer, gosslings--for they cackle like geese and are prying-pecking&lt;br /&gt;
everywhere at once.&lt;br /&gt;
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        There is a sort of obscene circularity to it all--as the machine&lt;br /&gt;
people are to us, so are we to the gosslings and their gods.  But we are&lt;br /&gt;
not machine people.  This cannot be right.  I have decided to go into&lt;br /&gt;
the desert and fast until I understand this better.  Perhaps I never&lt;br /&gt;
will.  But i must try.&lt;br /&gt;
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                                ***&lt;br /&gt;
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That's the last entry.  The author apparently never recorded any answer&lt;br /&gt;
from the desert, although I do not know if he/she died on that&lt;br /&gt;
excursion, before it, or much later.  I like to think that, at some&lt;br /&gt;
point, this traveller too built a sandcastle, that building a sand&lt;br /&gt;
castle might help put the world in perspective.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, I do not suppose there's anything new in the above entries, save&lt;br /&gt;
the record of an awakening to the workings of the world.  Nevertheless,&lt;br /&gt;
the writings trouble me.  I have resolved to go into the desert to seek&lt;br /&gt;
an answer myself.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bay&lt;br /&gt;
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Errata: Due to the Editor's oversight, the subject line of the last&lt;br /&gt;
Legendary Times read &amp;quot;Issue 31&amp;quot; instead of &amp;quot;Issue 32&amp;quot; (in other words,&lt;br /&gt;
those of you who save LT's will find that you have two &amp;quot;Issue 31's.&amp;quot; The&lt;br /&gt;
subject line of the LT on the FTP site has been corrected.&lt;br /&gt;
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